TURKEY IS A VERY UNSTABLE SUBSTANCE:  Woman sues Aldi over ‘exploding’ turkey burger.

DADGUM GLASS CEILING EVEN BLOCKS THE SELF-EMPLOYED! AUTOMAGICALLY!  Marriage is still the main way for women to get rich: study.

GOOD:  Washington State Man Arrested After Threatening Pro-Gun Sheriffs.

A TWO-SIDED WAR?  Leftists and reality.

YOU CAN VOTE YOUR WAY INTO SOCIALISM, BUT YOU HAVE TO SHOOT YOUR WAY OUT:  Venezuela is Burning, Useful Idiots Don’t Care.

THE HEROES ARE THE ONES RUNNING TOWARD THE CATASTROPHE: In 1941, Lois Gunden was 26 years old and had a job as French instructor in Indiana. But when the Mennonite Central Committee needed a French speaker to go to Vichy France to help Spanish and Jewish child refugees, she went. In France, it was Lois versus the Nazis. And at least sometimes the indefatigable Lois won, thus saving the lives of children for whom deportation would have meant death.

After the United States entered the war, Lois was interned and eventually repatriated to the United States, where she spoke little of her experiences. But Lois’s courage and resolve were not forgotten by at least one of those whose life she saved. In 2013—eight years after her death—Lois was recognized as “Righteous among the Nations.” Today would have been her birthday.

ALSO PROFANE AND ALSO NOT WRONG:  CNN Soils Its Frilly Panties at an Acting SECDEF Shooting Something.

PROFANE BUT NOT WRONG:  Eric Swalwell: 2020 Desperation to Out-Left the Left.

AGREED:  To Brie Larson & Company: Please Stop.

OH, DEAR, DEAR LORD:  Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Is Getting Her Own Comic Book. She joins a long list of other progressive nullities like Obama and Jean Kerry.

CAN SOMEONE READ THIS ARTICLE TO THE AUTHOR OF THE LAST ARTICLE? USE SMALL WORDS:  Capitalism Isn’t Corporatism or Cronyism.

SURE. THE SYSTEM THAT LIFTED THE WHOLE WORLD ABOVE POVERTY WILL STARVE US. AUTOMAGICALLY. BECAUSE SOMEONE SAYS SO. AND YET, I STILL DON’T THINK WE NEED A TABLESPOON OF SOCIALIST SEWAGE IN THE BARREL OF FREE TRADE WINE:  Unless It Changes, Capitalism Will Starve Humanity By 2050.

OH, DEAR LORD. REALLY? IF YOU MUST WEAR DRAG, MUST YOU DRESS LIKE QUEEN VICTORIA? ALSO, SHINY BLACK VELVET? IS HE COMING OUT AS A VAMPIRE NOW? Billy Porter Slays in a Christian Siriano Tuxedo Dress on the Oscars Red Carpet.

#WHITEPRIVILEGE IS BILL MAHER MOCKING THE CUISINE OF HARDWORKING IMMIGRANTS:

Of course, the real sophisiticates are mocking Maher for thinking that Wolfgang Puck is still cool: