FLASHBACK: How Eisenhower Dealt With America’s First Illegal Crisis.

IF EVER I BRING THIS MUCH HAPPINESS TO THE WORLD, I WILL BE SO VERY PROUD OF MYSELF:  On this day in 1903, Ruth Graves Wakefield was born.  Bless her soul:  She was the inventor of the chocolate chip cookie.

BABYLON BEE:  Not to be Outdone, Elizabeth Warren Promises to Cure Smallpox:  “‘We will fend off the smallpox attacks of the white man,’ she said while sipping ‘fire water’ in a live video posted to her social media accounts. ‘If I am elected, I will find a way to end this scourge on our people and send the white devils back across the great sea where they came from.'”