YOUR DAILY TREACHER: BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Has Been Running for President This Whole Time. “If a presidential candidate drops out of the race but nobody even knew he was in it to begin with, does he make a sound?”

WORST SGT. SCHULTZ IMPERSONATION EVER: Bill Clinton claims he ‘knows nothing’ about Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged child sex crimes in statement by spokesman.  “Fox News reported in 2016 that Clinton went on at least 26 trips aboard Epstein’s “Lolita Express,” according to Federal Aviation Administration records. With the five-leg Asia trip between May 22 and May 25, 2002, no Secret Service agent was listed as having traveled with Clinton.”

UPDATE: Lawyers For Jeffrey Epstein Once Said He Helped Conceive The Clinton Global Initiative.

THE CORBYNIZATION OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY CONTINUES APACE: AOC chief of staff criticized for wearing shirt touting Nazi collaborator.

Bose, who wrote a book titled The Indian Struggle, visited Italian dictator Benito Mussolini in 1935 to give him a copy of the book, which advocated for a political system of fascism and communism.

In 1942, Bose met with Hitler and later said in 1944 that India “should be a synthesis between National Socialism and Communism.” The Times of India notes Bose “fancied himself as a world leader like Hitler and Mussolini.”

Bose declared himself in 1943 the head of a Provisional Government of Free India and claimed to be the head of state and prime minister, which he said he would enforce with execution of anyone who opposed him. In 1945, he died in a plane crash.

As the Washington Examiner adds, “Criticism of Chakrabarti came the day after Ocasio-Cortez tweeted quotes from [Eva] Perón,” iconic wife of a postwar Nazi enabler:

Mr Peron helped many Nazis fleeing Europe after the Second World War to find a safe haven in Argentina, including Adolf Eichmann and Josef Mengele.

According to the new book: “It is still suspected that among her [Eva Peron’s] possessions, there were pieces of Nazi treasure, that came from rich Jewish families killed in concentration camps.

Elsewhere in the Corbynization of the Democratic Party, “Warren Staffer Draws Criticism for Anti-Israel Tweet:”

A staffer for Democrat Elizabeth Warren’s 2020 presidential campaign has come under scrutiny for a recently deleted tweet stating he “would totally be friends with Hamas,” the Middle Eastern terror group that routinely murders Israeli citizens.

The staffer, Max Berger, is a veteran anti-Israel activist who has come under fire in the past for disseminating misleading and false propaganda against the Jewish state. His now-deleted 2013 tweet expressing sympathy for Hamas reemerged on the social networking site over the weekend and has prompted calls for the Warren campaign to distance itself from Berger.

While it’s true that…

…This recent splurge of anti-Israel and pro-fascist content from inside the party itself may make that increasingly difficult.

BUT OF COURSE: Clinton Library Refuses to Hand Over Info on Bill Clinton’s Ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

THE AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION now has a “Consensual Non-Monogamy Task Force.”

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MY USA TODAY COLUMN: In Democrats’ war on Donald Trump, ‘stupid’ economy still stubbornly good.

HAVING WEISSMANN TESTIFY MAY BE DEMS’ BIGGEST BLUNDER: Too little attention is being paid to what happens the day after former Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s July 17 public testimony before the House judiciary and intelligence committees, according to Margot Cleveland. Mueller’s deputy, Andrew Weissman, and other Mueller staffers will testify behind closed doors on July 18.

“But, far from damaging Trump, Weissmann’s closed-door testimony—if handled properly—will assist Republicans in unraveling the Russia-collusion-turned-obstruction witch hunt and inflict far greater damage on the Democrats,” Cleveland writes in The Federalist.

Weissmann’s prosecutorial dirty tricks in the Enron case, which resulted in the Arthur Anderson accounting firm closing down, among much else, aren’t well-known to the public now. Neither are his contributions to Democrats or his appearance at Hillary Clinton’s election night “victory” party.

That will change, beginning the afternoon of his testimony when the flood of leaks begin, along with the predictable explosion of Trump tweets. And I can’t wait to watch Sydney Powell and Joe diGenova doing their analyses.

I DUNNO, MAYBE ACT LIKE AN ADULT WHO CAN TOLERATE POLITICAL DISAGREEMENT? What Should A Black Law Professor Do When A White Student Wears A MAGA Hat In Class? Note the near-total lack of self-awareness here.

LUCKILY, WE’RE NOT DOING ANYTHING CRAZY TO TEENAGERS WITH LIFE-CHANGING DOSES OF HORMONES NOW: When Being a Tall Girl was a Medical Condition: DES and the Tall Girls.

WATCH: U.S. Soccer Player Allie Long Drags and Drops American Flag; Kelley O’Hara Jumps in to Save It.

NO, THEY AREN’T. Forget man bags: ‘Murses’ are the hot new accessory for men.

BLUE DECAY: Seattle’s homeless problem could be harbinger of things to come in Tri-State, rest of U.S.

SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP: Trump attacks British ambassador, takes swipe at UK PM May. “U.S. President Donald Trump said on Monday he ‘will no longer deal’ with the British ambassador to the United States, after a weekend news report that the UK diplomat had described Trump’s administration as dysfunctional, clumsy and inept.”

That’s rich, coming from someone who works for Theresa May.

ADVICE FROM THE WISE: Steve Wozniak Warns People To Get Off of Facebook Due To Privacy Concerns.

DRAIN THE SWAMP: Streets, the White House, Even the Metro in Washington, D.C. Are Flooding.

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MY USA TODAY COLUMN: In Democrats’ war on Donald Trump, ‘stupid’ economy still stubbornly good.

FACT CHECK: Antifa Is for Angry White Fascists. “TMZ has more diversity in their collection of mugshots from New Hampshire’s North Country. You’ll find a better cross-section of intersectionality on Martha Stewart’s mailing list. Or maybe these are just everyone’s headshots from a recent casting call for a reboot of ‘Fargo’.”

GOOD LORD: Guess What We Found At Epstein’s Manhattan Mansion?

Come on, man. No one could be this stupid, right? Right?

Wrooooooooong, at least according to prosecutors announcing the indictment against Jeffrey Epstein. In a search of his Manhattan residence, Epstein allegedly had a trove of photographs that could add child pornography charges to his legal woes.

FLASHBACK: Flight logs show Bill Clinton flew on sex offender’s jet much more than previously known.

WELL, OKAY THEN, EVERYBODY TRUSTS FACEBOOK AFTER ALL: We won’t control Libra, promises Facebook’s blockchain boss.

AND YOU THOUGHT BILLS OF ATTAINDER WERE OBSOLETE: New York Gov. Cuomo Signs Law to Allow Congress Access to Trump’s State Tax Returns. If I’m Trump, I argue that this impairs the obligation of contracts, since New York promised me confidentiality when I filed. . . .

But really, it’s just evidence of the lengths to which Trump Derangement has driven allegedly-sane public officials to abuse their powers.

#RESIST: Noncompliance Kneecaps New Zealand’s Gun Control Scheme.

As of last week, only around 700 weapons had been turned over. There are an estimated 1.5 million guns—with an unknown number subject to the new prohibition on semiautomatic firearms—in the country overall.

Traditionally relaxed in its approach to firearms regulation, and enjoying a low crime rate, New Zealand has no firearms registration rule. That means authorities have no easy way of knowing what guns are in circulation or who owns them.

“These weapons are unlikely to be confiscated by police because they don’t know of their existence,” Philippa Yasbek of Gun Control NZ admitted.

As it should be.

But: “These will become black-market weapons if their owners choose not to comply with the law and become criminals instead.”