ANALYSIS: TRUE.

YET ANOTHER DEMOCRAT WONDERS WHY HIS PARTY IS SUCH A CESSPIT OF RACISM: Cory Booker leads nine Democratic presidential hopefuls in asking DNC to change debate rules. Letter comes after only one candidate of color makes December debate.

(Well, technically two, according to Harvard Law, circa 1997.)

21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: U.S. has world’s highest rate of children living in single-parent households.

JEFF DUNETZ IS A UNITER, NOT A DIVIDER: A Gentile’s Guide To Chanukah, A Jew’s Guide To Christmas.

FIGHTING DEPRESSION WITH BONER PILLS. Unclear if it’s because better erections means less depression — this was a low dose — or if it’s some other mechanism.

WHAT EVERYONE NEEDS: A self-emptying robot vacuum cleaner.

LOOKING FOR BOOKS FOR KIDS? Check out the Books For Kids Blog.

WELL, IT’S A TACTIC THAT USUALLY WORKS: In India, Muslims screaming “Allahu akbar” violently riot to pressure the country into admitting more Muslims.

“HUNTER DID NOTHING WRONG:” Jill Biden says attacks show Trump is ‘afraid’ to run against Joe Biden.

Hunter’s a chip off the old block, as Popular Mechanics noted in a 2016 cover story that’s aged rather badly.

I’M PRETTY SURE I SAW THE RIOT LAWYERS OPEN UP FOR DURAN DURAN AT THE ROXY IN 1983: In Pakistan, Angry Mob Of Lawyers Attacks Hospital, Causing Deaths Of 3 Patients.

CULTURE OF CORRUPTION: U.S. prosecutor says UAW still isn’t fully cooperating with investigation. But tips of possible union wrongdoing are coming in from the public.

NOW DO VOTERS: Mice Kept in The Dark For a Week Have Profound Changes to Hearing And Neurons.

BACK IN THE ERA OF PREHISTORIC SUVS: Canadian tundra was once covered in thick forest.

AT AMAZON: Two days left for free delivery by Christmas.

WHAT’S SURPRISING ABOUT THIS STORY IS THAT IT’S NOT A TRANS-WOMAN BREAKING A WOMEN’S RECORD: Ketchikan Teenager Sets State Weightlifting Record.

A SMALL AND RADICAL MINORITY: The Most Radical Artists Today Are the Ones Who Know How to Draw.

Related: Out: Avant Garde. In: Derriere Garde.

#JOURNALISM:

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO? The surprising benefits of caffeine for your skin and body.

BATMAN SUPER-VILLAIN CRIMINAL GENIUS ALERT: Bank Employee steals $88,000 from vault, posts it on social media.

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES: Coach Under Fire for Taking High School Soccer Team to Hooters After Loss.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Academics chide article on quantum computing for using term ‘supremacy’: it’s ‘for racists.’