ASHE SCHOW: “This is a thread about the current commercials I HATE.”

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NEWS YOU CAN USE: Certain beers are ‘very healthy’ for gut health, scientist says.

WITH DNC IN MIND, CITY BANS CARRYING URINE, FECES: Contagious urine shipment leads to evacuation of Washington State movie theater.

(Classical reference in headline.)

FINALLY! U.S. Special Forces Take Huge Step Toward Developing an Underwater Bullet.

HE IS ALTERING HIS GENDER. PRAY HE DOESN’T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER: Star Wars Star Billy Dee Williams Comes Out as Gender Fluid, Uses Both He/Her Pronouns.

We need a complete and total shutdown of Cloud City until we can figure out just what the hell is going on there.

HOW DARE YOU! British yacht skipper wiped out the carbon emissions saved by Greta Thunberg’s sail across the Atlantic by flying out to the US to help her.

Related: Greta Snaps: ‘Change Everything,’ ‘Climate Crisis’ About ‘Colonial, Racist, And Patriarchal Systems Of Oppression,’ Fossil Fuel ‘Literally’ Killing Us.

UPDATE: “And just like that, it never actually was about climate. It’s always about changing society into a Marxist utopia and every one of these movements prove it,” the Daily Wire’s Jeremy Frankel tweets.

THERE IS NO WAY ANY SATIRIST CAN IMPROVE UPON REAL LIFE FOR ITS PURE ABSURDITY:

Shot: Bloomberg: Darned right we need to tax the poor.

—Jazz Shaw, Hot Air, Friday.

Chaser: “The press went with it without explaining that it was an April Fool’s joke. Patsy Schroeder referenced it on the floor of the House of Representatives, a bunch of other Democrat and liberals. By the way, the condition of the poor has vastly improved since the tax the poor update. That was April 1st, 1991, by the way.”

—“20th Anniversary Flashback: Rush Demands We Tax the Poor,” Rush Limbaugh.com, July 31, 2008.

WHY IS THE LEFT SUCH A CESSPIT OF SEXISM? Baltimore Will Have Bought-a-Less: The City’s Museum of Art Announces it Won’t Buy Any Works if They’re Made by Men.

I’M SURE THE MEDIA WILL IMMEDIATELY RALLY BEHIND A JOURNALIST BEING VICIOUSLY ATTACKED FOR DOING HER JOB: Fearing Negative Coverage, ‘American Muslims for Palestine’ Conference Ejects Legal Insurrection Reporter.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, ADMINISTRATIVE BIGOTRY EDITION: Law professors question university’s punishment of Christian professor for ‘vile and stupid’ views. “A university spokesperson emphasized to The Fix that [Provost Lauren] Robel was not attacking Christian beliefs in her criticism of Rasmusen’s expressed views. But some of those views are hard to separate from the professor’s orthodox Christian faith, particularly on sexuality.”

If you say, as Robel does, that you’re protecting someone’s first amendment rights, and then subject them to differential treatment based on their views, you’re not protecting their first amendment rights. Robel should know better, and, I fear, probably does.

BRITISH “JUSTICE.” Revealed: Six of London Bridge terrorist Usman Khan’s fellow Stock Exhange bomb plotters have also been freed from prison since 2012.

QUESTION ASKED: Will The Epstein Story Ever be Fully Told?

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: The Impact Of The SAT Adversity Index On Median SATs — A School-By-School Analysis.

This is eerily like the People’s Republic’s “privilege score” in Kurt Schlichter’s books.

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LIFE IN HEINLEIN’S CRAZY YEARS: Man Accused of Hate Crime for Refusing To Have Sex with Transgender Who Has Male Genitalia. Remember when it was all about consent, which could be revoked or withdrawn at any time for any reason? But the rules have to change constantly because reasons.

QUESTION ASKED: Is it possible to impeach a president in a full employment economy?