I’M WORRIED THAT THIS IS JUST GOING TO GIVE THEM IDEAS: University Title Generator.

SOME PEOPLE NEED TO FACE JAIL: FISA Court Says FBI Lied to Them, Illegally Spied.

TOXIC MASCULINITY: Meet the Army veteran and off-duty Border Patrol agent who chased the San Diego synagogue shooter.

TERRORISM: Mark Domingo, 26, a U.S. Army infantryman who fought in Afghanistan and recently converted to Islam, was taken into custody on Friday after being given what he thought was a live bomb to use in the attack by an FBI informant, law enforcement officials said. “Domingo, who said he wanted to become a martyr in a ‘violent jihad,’ also made reference to the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing, according to the complaint.”

NEWS YOU CAN USE: I Got Fillers for My Chronic Undereye Circles, and the Results Were Impressive.

ROD ROSENSTEIN HAS OFFICIALLY RESIGNED AS DEPUTY ATTORNEY GENERAL.

Flashback: Was Rosenstein serious about wiretapping Trump?

More: Rosenstein Has a Few Choice Words for Media, FBI Leakers, and the Obama Administration.

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CULTURE WAR:

SUZANNE VENKER: Lean Out, Ladies, It’s Long Overdue.

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANIMALS, AND PEOPLE WHO THINK OTHERWISE ARE LOONIES. Why Animal Research Is Justified, Sometimes.

DOCTORS TO WOMEN: Stop Putting Garlic In Your Vaginas.

Well, it’s an improvement over this from 2017: Don’t Put Ground Wasp Nest On Your Vagina.

THEATER OF THE ABSURD: Bartiromo’s Interview With Border Patrol Agents Was Interrupted… By Illegal Aliens Crossing The Border.

CREEPING SHARIA: Subway removes ham and bacon from nearly 200 UK & Ireland stores and offers halal meat only after ‘strong demand’ from Muslims.

CALEB HOWE: This Fawning NBC News Article on Pete Buttigieg is Worse Than a Glorified Press Release; It’s Sanctified.

Data geek Mayor Pete is a leader. He is data-driven. Really smart. He’s brash. And dynamic. Bold. Has the best education in the world. He has fancy degrees, but the confidence to govern with heart, and the brain to govern with data.

It may seem like that is an exaggerated description, but all of that is taken from this single NBC News article about 2020 Democratic hopeful Pete Buttigieg. And those are just the words in isolation, they can’t really convey the depth of the hagiography posted as news by NBC on this candidate.

Read the whole thing.

#HIMTOO? Pete Buttigieg Accused of Sexual Assault.

THE RISE OF Instagram Prostitution.

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FLASHBACK: Joe Biden Whispers Sweet Nothings into Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Ear.

NEW REPORT ON CAMPUS SEPARATISM:  Congratulations to the National Association of Scholars for taking on the issue of campus neo-segregation.  For too long, colleges and universities have been giving in to student demands for separate dormitories, separate graduation ceremonies, separate student relaxation areas, etc.  This is an important issue, so I hope to be saying more about it soon …

AND ANOTHER ONE: Mystery data breach reportedly exposes 80 million names, addresses, and income info.

BAD SCIENCE: Rein in the four horsemen of irreproducibility. “More than four decades into my scientific career, I find myself an outlier among academics of similar age and seniority: I strongly identify with the movement to make the practice of science more robust. It’s not that my contemporaries are unconcerned about doing science well; it’s just that many of them don’t seem to recognize that there are serious problems with current practices. By contrast, I think that, in two decades, we will look back on the past 60 years — particularly in biomedical science — and marvel at how much time and money has been wasted on flawed research.”

YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BLOG: Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for April 29, 2019.

MEDICINE: The last bastion of faxes and printers.

REPORT: Chicago prosecutor Kim Foxx subpoenaed over Jussie Smollett case.