NEVER MIND THE CIRCENSES, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PANEM: While you were watching Gordon Sondland, Trump flipped the 11th Circuit.
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November 21, 2019
WE SHOULD CONSIDER HANGING COMMUNISTS, CUTTING THEM DOWN WHILE STILL LIVING AND BURNING THEIR ENTRAILS BEFORE THEIR EYES, TOO. BUT WE WON’T BECAUSE WE’RE DECENT HUMAN BEINGS. SANDERS, OTOH: Sanders: We Should Consider ‘Prosecuting’ Fossil Fuel Executives .
SO WE’RE GOING WITH ALFRED E. NEUMAN, IS THAT THE IDEA? IN WHOSE UNIVERSE? Dems Let Iowa Frontrunner Coast in Fourth Debate.
NO. WE HAVEN’T. THEY HAVE. THERE’S NO LAW SAYING WE HAVE TO FOLLOW THEM INTO SEMANTIC INSANITY: We have crossed the border into a place where the words “man” and “woman” have no biological meaning.
DEAR LORD. I’VE BEEN SO BUSY I MISSED NATIONAL AMMO DAY. WELL, FORTUNATELY YOU CAN ALWAYS MAKE IT UP: It’s Here.
WELL, IT WOULD SOLVE THE PUBLIC SANITATION PROBLEM… Promises, Promises.
HE WON’T KILL HIMSELF UNLESS HE KNOWS SOMETHING TO THE DETRIMENT OF THE CLINTONS, OF COURSE: Prince Andrew departs from public life as he prepares to give evidence to Epstein investigation in US.
ALL I KNOW IS PRINCE ANDREW WON’T KILL HIMSELF: Andrew and Epstein: Semantics In Defense of Deviants.
YESTERDAY I SHOCKED MY FAMILY BY SAYING “SWALWELL’S FART HAS ITS OWN TWITTER ACCOUNT. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY SO MUCH.” YOU SEE THEY HAVE NO CLUE HOW SPECIAL THE US IS. WE DON’T BOW BEFORE OUR BETTERS. WE HAVE NO BETTERS. THIS ARTICLE IS ALSO HIGHLY AMUSING TO ME: The Fart Heard ‘Round the World.
Representative Swalwell, no gas snek!
HOT AIR AND MALODOROUS, AS THOUGH SWALWELL WERE IN THE ROOM, IN FACT: Sondland And The Quid Pro Quo That Wasn’t.
HE IS A WILD AND CRAZY JOE! He Was Born a Poor Black Child: Biden Tries to Out-Black Booker at Dem Debate.
SOCIALISM IS DEATH. THE WAYS IN WHICH IT’S DEATH VARY. BUT IT’S ALWAYS DEATH, FAST OR SLOW, EITHER TO THE HELPLESS OF BY MAKING PEOPLE GIVE UP ON HAVING BABIES, OR BY DESTROYING INNOVATION THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED OR IMPROVED LIVES. SOCIALISM IS DEATH. ALWAYS: One Child Nation: China Shock Doc You Must See.
November 20, 2019
THE NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME PLAYERS: The Democrats’ open mic night in Atlanta.
WELL, MAYBE THE UKRAINE MONEY-LAUNDERING STUFF EXPLAINS HIS SPECIAL SKILLSET. Flashback:
The Obama aide disclosure that shocked me wasn’t Lawrence Summers making $5 million at a hedge fund, but Tom Donilon “earning $3.9 million as a partner at the Washington law firm O’Melveny & Myers.” … Summers is a big-time economist, advising people with lots of money at stake on questions that involve, you know, equations. He had to “solve math puzzles” to get hired! I’d expect him to be expensive. But Donilon’s just a political Washington lawyer. He makes almost $4M? Wow. I didn’t know I’d fallen so far behind. Somebody really ought to do something about the growing income inequality in our society.
Mystery solved?
THIS WOULD MAKE A GREAT MOVIE, EXCEPT THAT HOLLYWOOD WOULD NEVER MAKE A MOVIE THAT WOULD OFFEND CHINA: Besieged Hong Kong protesters resort to daring sewer escapes.
TOM FRIEDMAN WAS UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT: China tells Uighur Muslims they are abducting their families so they can cleanse their brains like they have a disease, leaked documents show.
OPEN THREAD: Be here now.
SORRY, YOU SMARMY SJW CHUMP, BUT YOU’RE NOT FIT TO CLEAN CARROLL SHELBY’S CARBURETOR. Opinion: Ford v Ferrari depicts a ‘car guy’ generation best left dead and gone. So much hate: “During all 152 minutes of the film, men dominate the screen for 98% of the time. And when I say men, I mean white and straight.”
XI IS NOT ACTING OUT OF STRENGTH, BUT OUT OF FEAR: The Middle Kingdom frays on its borderlands. China is fragile in Xinjiang and Hong Kong.