THE 21st CENTURY IS NOT TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: Mattel Introduces Gender-Neutral Dolls in Effort to Be ‘Woke.’

WOULDN’T IT BE SIMPLER FOR THE GOVERNMENT TO DISSOLVE THE PEOPLE AND ELECT ANOTHER? Labour Votes To Dissolve Britain.

Think of it! Foreigners living in Britain would have the right to vote for members of Parliament, which is to say, for who governs Great Britain. And Labour will open the borders. The British people will lose sovereignty in their own country.

This is not a right-wing conspiracy theory. This is now the official policy of the Labour Party.

I don’t care how inept Boris Johnson may be, if you are a British patriot, you’d have to be crazy not to vote for him, or for whoever stands the best chance of keeping Labour out of power. This is an existential question. The future of the nation hangs on keeping Jeremy Corbyn out of No. 10.

Labour voted to dissolve Britain quite some time ago — as the London Telegraph reported in 2009, “Labour wanted mass immigration to make UK more multicultural, says former adviser. Labour threw open Britain’s borders to mass immigration to help socially engineer a ‘truly multicultural’ country, a former Government adviser has revealed.

(Classical reference in headline.)

SOMETHING IN THE IOWA WATER? How else to explain why the state has produced anti-waste crusader Republicans like Sen. Charles Grassley and Rep. H.R. Gross? Especially now that Sen. Joni Ernst is mounting a serious, multi-pronged legislative assault on strongholds of government waste and fraud.

SKYNET SMILES: The Boston Dynamics Robot’s New Parkour Abilities Are So Impressive They Don’t Even Look Real.

DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Barstool Sports president indicates he will give $20K to Penn State’s charity dance marathon for debate with Penn’s communications dean.

Barstool President Dave Portney challenged Donald P. Bellisario College of Communications Dean Marie Hardin to a debate on Sept. 23 — and indicated if she accepts, he’ll donate $20,000 to THON…. Hardin criticized Barstool Sports in an interview with NBC News, in which she said Barstool promotes sexism and toxic masculinity. The article, published on Sept. 21, focused on Barstool Sports and the concept of “traditional masculinity” in sports culture.

Related: Hate Erika Nardini? Nardini, Barstool Sports’ CEO, couldn’t care less.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Five Reasons Capitalist Chile is Better than Socialist Venezuela.

LIFE IN THE 21st CENTURY: “A transgender man who gave birth but did not want to be registered as the child’s mother on the birth certificate lost a legal battle at England’s High Court on Wednesday.”

GREAT MOMENTS IN SPORTS: Man throws tortilla 54 feet, 5 inches to break world record.

GREAT MOMENTS IN SELF-DELUSION: New York Times Publisher: Trump Hates Us, But We’re Fair, Accurate, and Unbiased.

Fresh in the wake of a New York Times factual face-plant over some sort of a non-accusing accuser of Brett Kavanaugh, Times publisher Arthur Gregg Sulzberger accused President Trump of weaponizing the term “fake news” in a talk at Brown University on Monday, which became a 3,400-word Times essay titled “The Growing Threat to Journalism Around the World.”

“When the president decries ‘fake news,’ he’s not interested in actual mistakes. He’s trying to delegitimize real news, dismissing factual and fair reporting as politically motivated fabrications,” Sulzberger claimed.

Speaking of the Fakest News, Sulzberger is walking around claiming the Times doesn’t display any bias in its pages: “We cannot allow ourselves to be baited or applauded into becoming anyone’s opposition or cheerleader. Our loyalty must be to facts, not to any party or any leader, and we must continue to follow the truth wherever it leads, without fear or favor.”

Earth to the latest King Arthur of Times Square: Stop the act. Everyone who reads the Times knows they are Trump’s opposition. Even insiders admit it. 

Not to mention the paper trumpets its biases right in its own pages: How The New York Times Is Distorting American History.

ST. PAUL TEACHER WHO WAS FIRED FOR SPEAKING OUT AGAINST RACE-DRIVEN SCHOOL DISCIPLINE POLICY GETS OVER $500K IN LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT: And rightly so. It’s shocking to me how tenaciously the identity politics crew sticks to the narrative that everything is due to racism. And how flat out wrong they are about the facts underlying the school discipline issue.

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO? Coffee May Lower Risk Of Gallstones.

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HMM: Is Impeaching Trump Really About Kneecapping Joe Biden?

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: “Ukraine’s President Says Donald Trump Could Not Have Pressured Him and Only Person Who Can ‘Is My Son Who Is 6.'”

YES! Time for Trump to Update His Supreme Court Short List.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS HEADLINE IS WRONG: Raw Food Instagram Influencer Creates Lettuce Spaghetti.

WHY IS THE LEFT SUCH A CESSPIT OF HOMOPHOBIA? Kamala Harris, Dianne Feinstein Fight to Keep Gay Trump Nominee Off 9th Circuit Court of Appeals.

THAT’S DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHUT UP: No Biggie. Dem Senators (And Biden) Threatened Ukraine Funding Over Trump Investigation.

I’M SURE SHE DISCOVERED HER MISTAKE QUICKLY: Woman who mistook wasabi for avocado hospitalized with ‘broken heart syndrome,’ report says.

WOW: This hero airman saved a child’s life on the way to pick up an award for doing a bunch of other heroic things.

THE OTHER VICTIM OF THE KAVANAUGH SAGA:

Every good story needs a hero, and the saga of Brett Kavanaugh’s rise to the Supreme Court has provided one: Leland Keyser.

She also became a victim when her longtime friend, Christine Blasey Ford, decided to hit refresh on a decades-old high school incident that apparently only Ford remembers.

Keyser is the other female student whom Ford named as having been at the small party where Kavanaugh allegedly pinned her down on a bed and groped her. She is also the friend who swore under penalty of perjury that she doesn’t recall such a party or, in fact, ever having met Kavanaugh. Her comments echoed those of the other partygoers Ford named, none of whom remembered such a gathering.

This isn’t what places Keyser on the heroes’ roster. What earns her that distinction is her steadfastness, at great personal suffering, in refusing to change her story despite what she describes as pressure to rethink her initial statement. According to a new book, “The Education of Brett Kavanaugh” by New York Times reporters Kate Kelly and Robin Pogrebin, some of Keyser’s erstwhile friends and acquaintances tried to persuade her to say she didn’t remember the party, not that it didn’t happen.

Earlier: Did Mark Judge’s Memoir Cause Christine Blasey Ford to Revise Her Assault Story?

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NO. WAY. Whistleblower’s Lawyer Appears to Be a Swamp-Dwelling Deep-State Operative.

WE’RE PLAYING CATCH-UP ON THIS: The Air Force Is Deploying Its First Drone-Killing Microwave Weapon.