A LITTLE PRICEY FOR ME: Wilson Combat Supergrade Commander Special.

TOXIC MASCULINITY: 16-year-old boy drives through burning barn wall to save 14 trapped Clydesdale horses.

BIG, IF TRUE: Teen Demagogue David Hogg Claims Campus Gerrymandering, Gets Eviscerated On Twitter.

YES, AND THERE SHOULD BE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE LIARS AND THOSE WHO FACILITATED THEM: False Rape Allegations Against Brett Kavanaugh Prove That Due Process Matters.

WELL, DUH: Scientists say mysterious ‘Oumuamua’ object could be an alien spacecraft. “Harvard researchers raise the possibility that it may be ‘a fully operational probe sent intentionally to Earth vicinity by an alien civilization.'”

THEY TOLD ME TRUMP WOULD BRING A SPIRIT OF CHILDISH SPITEFULNESS TO OUR POLITICS, AND THEY WERE RIGHT! University Lecturer Caught Stealing GOP Yard Signs in New York. “Last month, Rep. Mimi Walters (R., Calif.) called out her opponent’s supporters for stealing and destroying yard signs. A few weeks ago, Minnesota state representative Sarah Anderson was punched in the arm after seeing a man destroying Republican yard signs.”

THE SUDDEN APPEARANCE OF A DEMOCRATIC TALKING POINT INVOLVING THE NONEXISTENT “POPULAR VOTE” FOR THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES DOES NOT BESPEAK CONFIDENCE.

WHAT’S AT STAKE AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE IN THE MIDTERMS?

BLUE CHECK PUNDITS ON TWITTER — WHY IS TRUMP TALKING ABOUT IMMIGRATION SO MUCH? Exclusive: 6-in-10 want troops to stop the migrant caravan, 51% Hispanics agree.

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THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW: Election Nonsense Got You Down? Talk about Duran Duran. “The Durans have never failed to deliver.”

BOTTOM STORY OF THE DAY: Sir Cliff Richard reveals how he kicked terrible burping habit by radically changing diet.

THEY SEEM LIKE AN EMOTIONALLY FRAGILE BUNCH: Stressed out Democrats are eating their feelings, drinking heavily and over-exercising to get themselves through the midterms, according to a new poll.

WELL, ON A LONG ENOUGH TIMELINE… Hollywood’s Closing Argument: We’re All Gonna Die!

JOHN HAWKINS: 6 Horrible Problems with Social Media That Most People Haven’t Grasped Yet.

NOT SURPRISING: Elon Musk Backs Space Force Proposal. Plus: “BFR is, to some degree, a Rorschach test on acronyms. . . . But officially, it is the Big Falcon Rocket.”

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REPORTING FOR DOODY: Kerry Rolled Out by DNC in 11th-Hour Pitch to ‘Safeguard Our Freedoms.’

LINDSEY 2.0: Lindsey Graham Roasts The Media Like A Pro, Points Out Why Democrats Are Losing Because Of It.

Plus: “A recent Rasmussen poll put Republicans ahead in the congressional race by one point. While this may not seem like a lot, Rasmussen itself points out that the left is typically louder about its voting habits than the right, and that Republicans may be further ahead than many can guess if 2016 was any indication.”

Stay tuned…

CHANGE: Why Fitness Is The Next Big Trend In Business Travel.

IT’S AMELIA HAMILTON’S “GROWING PATRIOTS” PODCAST autumn holiday special with Guy Fawkes and a little Halloween history for your kids or grandkids.

Amelia asked me to help with a little voiceover work, and of course I obliged.

NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS HOPING FOR: SpaceX’s ‘Starman’ and Its Tesla Roadster Are Now Beyond Mars.

THE INFANTILIZATION OF AMERICAN POLITICS (CONT’D): Dem Pollster Says ‘We’re Kind of Just in the Bed-Wetting Phase Now.’

DAVID STEINBERG: Ilhan Omar (D-MN) Deletes Social Media Past.