MIKE HUCKABEE: Red Hen Owner Followed Sanders’ Party to Another Restaurant and Organized Protest.

GET WOKE, GO BROKE: Netflix Shares Dive Amid Exec’s Exit And Looming Diversity Questions.

WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE SNAKES? Rattlesnakes could be lurking in your pool noodles, Arizona officials warn.

DAYS OF RAGE: “There is no limiting principle on leftist fury.”

CORRUPTION AMONG THE WATCHDOGS: CFPB faulted for contract with Democrat-aligned media consultant.

YOU CAN’T TAKE IT WITH YOU: Rat breaches bank ATM in India, eats $18,000 worth of cash, dies.

I THINK SOMEONE GOT PUNKED, AND IT’S NOT O’KEEFE: According to The Daily Beast:

“One alleged Project Veritas associate, for example, has an “affinity for wearing kilts” in his stings. The site also warns to be on the lookout for people wearing unusual clothing, specifically citing lederhosen as an example.”

Lederhosen? Is that a “he’s a Nazi” dogwhistle or just barking mad?

SHE’S SO GOOD WITH HER STILETTO: Who needs a “gravity knife”? Woman stabs fellow rider with high-heel in subway brawl. “Since rape-enabling Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance Jr. seems determined to rid his borough of dangerous objects such as common pocket knives, he might want to begin a campaign against women’s shoes as well. A brawl broke out on a recent Queens-bound subway ride, and an unknown woman stabbed a stranger in the head with her high-heel shoe.”

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MY USA TODAY COLUMN: Is America headed toward a civil war? Sanders, Nielsen incidents show it has already begun.

MICHAEL WALSH: If you think of the Left as spoiled, nasty children, prone to temper tantrums when they don’t get their way… you’re absolutely right.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Education Department Investigating University of Texas at Austin for Anti-Male Discrimination.

MADELINE OSBURN: Steve Scalise’s Call For Civility And Respect Draws Unbelievable Response.

Sean Davis adds, “A congressman who was nearly assassinated last year called for kindness and civility. Leftists responded by calling him a Nazi and lamenting that he didn’t die after being shot by a deranged Bernie bro.”

SCIENCE: Lust Is Complicated, But Studies Show These 19 Things Make Men More Attractive to Women. This one’s not exactly counterintuitive: “A 2010 study from the University of Wales Institute found that men pictured with a Silver Bentley Continental GT were perceived as way more attractive than those pictures with a Red Ford Fiesta ST.”

THE NEW RULES: DHS tells staffers to ‘keep doors and windows locked’ after burned animal found on official’s porch.

(REGIME) CHANGE? Iranian Protestors Take It to the Streets Chanting, ‘Death to Palestine.’ “Trump gutting the Iran Deal is looking pretty smart right now.”

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S BECOME A CLASS MARKER: Smoking continues to fall out of favor at colleges and universities across America, a new study finds.

CALEB HOWE: CNN’s Interview with Glenn Beck Is a Perfect Example of Everything That’s Wrong with the MSM.

SOMETIMES NOT EVEN THE PARANOID SURVIVE: Qualcomm Snapdragon 1000 rumored to be specifically built for PCs.

New details on the chip were obtained by Germany’s WinFuture, including that it will be able to match the performance of Intel’s Core processors. Specifically, the SDM1000 system-on-a-chip is said to be a much larger 20mm x 15mm, and use 12W of power, significantly more than a smartphone processor.

The Snapdragon 1000 is also expected to use ARM’s next-generation Cortex-A76 architecture, with a 35% speed increase, while supporting up to 16GB of RAM and two 128GB storage modules, making it clear the chip would be a threat to Intel in the notebook market.

Other rumors suggest that in the coming years Apple will move the Mac line to its own in-house designed ARM processors, which would take a small chunk out of Intel’s i5, i7, and Xeon business.