IS MERKEL STUPID OR ON THE OTHER SIDE?  Merkel suggests Iran-style deal with North Korea to end Nuclear Crisis.

WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN. WE WILL NOT FORGET:  Remembering 9/11: Rick Rescorla, a Singing Hero.

WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN. WE WILL NOT FORGET:  Remembering 9/11: Todd Beamer and the Heroes of Flight 93.

THANK YOU FOR TELLING US.  I’LL MAKE SURE TO SCHEDULE MY DESCRIPTIONS OF HOW VILE AND BASE LENA DUNHAM IS FOR WHILE I’M ON A PLANE OR AIRPORT:  Lena Dunham’s Warning to Airline Employees and Travelers: “I Hear and See All”.

THE MIRACLE OF CAULK:  Incredible video captures the moment a giant wall of water threatens Miami shop.

SENATOR SCHUMER CHASES AMBULANCES, GETS IN FRONT OF CAMERAS:  Schumer wants cell phone companies to serve competitors’ customers in emergencies.

ALMOST AS STARTLING AS SEEING NORTH KOREA AT NIGHT:  This is what it looks like with every flight in Florida grounded.

FLORIDA MEN: And the Darwin award for most idiotic Floridian goes to… Cyclists, sailors who cannot swim, kite-surfing maniac and shirtless man tying himself to pole to face down Hurricane Irma’s 100mph winds.