WELL, THAT’S CHANGED. IT USED TO BE HILLARY’S POPULARITY ROSE THE LESS SHE WAS SEEN: Clinton is still apparently more unpopular than Trump.
Archive for 2017
July 19, 2017
THE THEOLOGICAL OPINIONS OF IDIOT PROGRESSIVES: Praying for the president .
LET’S DO THE LEGISLATIVE WARP AGAIN: Back to the drawing board on health insurance reform. It’s just a step to the left… and then a step to the left.
WHAT IF THEY GAVE A DOOMSDAY AND NOBODY CAME? Climate Scientists Move Global Meltdown from 2018 to 2168. You’d think they’d have learned the trick from science fiction writers: make your predictions happen after you’re safely dead. But at least they’re now catching up.
SO SINCE THE FORTIES THE GLACIER HAS GROWN, NOW IT’S RECEDED SOME… IT’S ALMOST LIKE THIS IS CYCLICAL OR SOMETHING: Bodies of couple missing since 1942 likely found in glacier.
FUNNY NAME FOR BARS:Mall installs ‘husband pods’ for men who don’t want to shop.
JUST A ROUNDING ERROR FOR THE FEDS: Missing paperwork could make $5B in student debt disappear.
WE SHOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER: The Difference Between Citizens And Subjects.
July 18, 2017
ON THIS DAY IN 1969: “Shortly after leaving a party on Chappaquiddick Island, Senator Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy of Massachusetts drives an Oldsmobile off a wooden bridge into a tide-swept pond. Kennedy escaped the submerged car, but his passenger, 28-year-old Mary Jo Kopechne, did not. The senator did not report the fatal car accident for 10 hours.”
Still though, as Charles Piece of Esquire infamously wrote in the Boston Globe in 2003, “If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”
AT AMAZON, save in Arts, Crafts, and Sewing.
IT’S COME TO THIS: Linda Sarsour Says Jake Tapper Is A White Nationalist. You want to make “white nationalism” a real thing? Keep calling everybody you disagree with a “white nationalist.”
AT AMAZON, Summer Deals on Levi’s.
THEY BLINDED US WITH “SCIENCE:” We’re All Guinea Pigs in a Failed Decades-Long Diet Experiment. “The change in dietary advice to promote low-fat foods is perhaps the biggest mistake in modern medical history.”
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Eating “Clean” is Useless. “It’s a social status thing. It’s more about ‘I’m better because I eat clean. . . . ‘Clean eating’ is a preoccupation of people who, in socioeconomic terms, really don’t have any real, legitimate worries. It’s a first-world problem.”
REVIEW: 2017 Mazda CX-5 AWD.
STEPHEN COLBERT CAN SEE GOLDEN SHOWERS FROM HIS HOUSE: Colbert Continues to Make Golden Shower Jokes About Trump.
(Classical allusion in headline.)
TIM BLAIR: “There’s more acid in London now than there was in 1968. But this acid isn’t the kind that makes people create awful music and forget basic hygiene.” How bad is it? Tim’s post is titled “More Than 450 Acid Attacks in Just One Year.”
Has anybody asked the Labour Party about this fundamentally transformative byproduct of their voter recruitment scheme?
BACKLASH: RIGHT WING TWITTER BEGINS DIGGING FOR DIRT ON CNN EMPLOYEES. “This is not the world I want to live in,” one of Ace of Spades’ co-bloggers writes, and I concur. “When I first saw that they’d embarrassed this guy, I laughed. I thought he was an on-air personality and at least a minor political player. After I realized he was just an editor, I cringed a little. I can’t bring myself to endorse it, but neither can I condemn it. This is what they’ve done to time and time again us and they won’t stop. What alternative is there?… This is only the beginning of an ever-growing pushback, one that’s only going to get nastier and more ugly. And everything that happens is on them. This is the rotten, worm infested harvest they have sown and they’re going to be choking on it for some time to come.”
As Ace himself warned the media last November, a week after Trump won, this backlash was coming. “You dominate this culture. You made the rules. You now get to live in the savage world you made brick-by-brick, media…The media loves to ride the tiger of Mob Hatred when that tiger is devouring a plebeian. Well, sometimes the tiger bucks, old chaps.”
Related: Regarding their actual news coverage, or the lack thereof, “Our Corrupt Media Is Now Haunted By All The Precedents They Set While Colluding With Obama.”
BUT APPARENTLY, NOT A COPY OF ELLIS ISLAND, TO ALLOW NEW IMMIGRANTS TO ENTER IN A CONTROLLED, MONITORED FASHION: This Dem Congressman Wants to Build a New Statue of Liberty on Mexican Border.
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Pubic Hair Does Not Protect Against STDs. Hey, if it did, the 1970s would have turned out a lot better.
IT’S SAD THAT THIS IS EVEN NEWS: District judge refuses to block voter fraud commission’s first public meeting.
BRINGING NEW MEANING TO THE PHRASE “SEE B.S. NEWS.” CBS News may have just made the most accurate typo of all time:

“LOL. Well, since symptoms of norovirus include diarrhea, this could be the most accurate typo ever!”
Heh, indeed.™