THIS IS MY SHOCKED FACE! While IRS Made Conservative Groups Wait, Satanic Club Granted Tax-Exempt Status in 10 Days.

IF THIS IS TRUE, I PREDICT HOLLYWOOD WILL GROSSLY MISUSE IT:Brain scans can predict how much money movies will make.

THIS AMOUNTS TO SELLING OUT FOR A PACK OF SPEARMINT GUM: Al  Jazeera Paid Georgia Democrat Over $5,000 in Past 15 Months

JOHN HINDERAKER: So, Were Trump’s Tweets Right After All?

BUT FEMINISTS DON’T WANT WOMEN TO BE FREE: Camille Paglia: Women Aren’t Free Until Speech Is.

I mean, if women were free, who would listen to feminists?

IT’S LIKE OUR WHOLE POLITICAL/GOVERNING CLASS IS PATHETIC AND DESERVES TO BE FIRED: “There’s nothing worse for the credibility of all of Washington than an intel ‘leak off’ — entering a potentially destructive phase.”

You people are all horrible and should be cleaning toilets at a Motel 6 in Ely, Nevada. Except that I’ve been to the Motel 6 in Ely, Nevada and I don’t hate it that much.

ARE YOU REALLY SURPRISED TO LEARN THIS? Today’s American men are weaker than their dads. And this is sad: “But today, older millennial men and women are roughly equal when it comes to grip strength.”

I’m stronger than my dad ever was — he didn’t lift — but less otherwise athletic, since he went to college on a basketball scholarship, and my hoop skills are, well, pathetic. (I can shoot pretty well, but I’m not very good as a dribbler.) But I’m not a millennial. And my grip strength is way, way better than the Insta-wife’s. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.

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THE DOGS BARK BUT THE CARAVAN MOVES ON: Richard Miniter: Shrugging Off The Liberal “Resistance.” “American tourists in foreign countries once had the reputation of believing that if they shouted loud enough the dumb foreigner standing there with a puzzled look on his face would somehow understand what they were saying. A stereotype that Liberals are now mindlessly acting out with the American people with their 24/7 rabid denunciations of President Trump.”

YEAH, PRETTY MUCH: The Alt-Right Is What Happens When Society Marginalizes Men.

IN OTHER BREAKING NEWS, I WON’T BE STARRING IN IT, EITHER. Exclusive: Jenna Jameson Denies Role in Anti-Trump Porn Film: ‘Fake News.’

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): I won’t be starring in it, either. It’s at least six figures to bring “InstaPundit Junior” out for the cameras, and they wouldn’t go that high.

EVERGREEN ANALYSIS: Four easy ways to fix Social Security? Allow Dave Barry to explain (and then retire).

Barry’s take on salvaging Social Security was written in 1997, and remains largely spot-on today.

THIS IS INCREASINGLY RELEVANT AFTER OBAMA’S IRAN DEAL: Where to Hide If a Nuclear Bomb Goes Off In Your Area.

Although, with all due modesty, I think my piece for The Atlantic is better.

CHARLIE MARTIN SORTS IT OUT: Dems Claim Trump Team Not Wiretapped While Wiretapped. “So, this is getting even more interesting now. It appears now that a number of Trump insiders were intercepted, and no, I’m not buying the argument that Trump saying ‘wiretapped’ was wrong, especially since that’s exactly what was reported. And it appears now that people trying to maintain that Trump was ‘lying’ about being wiretapped are being driven to the interesting defense that it was a lie because the U.S. wasn’t actually wiretapping Trump people when the U.S. was wiretapping Trump people. Which is, at least, good for a laugh.”

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YES, THE PRESS HAS NEVER WRITTEN CRITICALLY ABOUT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BEFORE: Federal staffers panicked by conservative media attacks: A spate of stories in Breitbart and other outlets have singled out individual career employees, questioning their loyalty to Trump.

A free press is about keeping government accountable. That includes the Permanent Government.

THEY TOLD ME IF TRUMP WERE ELECTED, WE’D SEE A RETURN OF MCCARTHYIST PARANOIA. AND THEY WERE RIGHT! WSJ: Leakgate Finds Its Joe McCarthy: On Trump-Russia links, Rep. Adam Schiff tries to fool the public with randomness. “Again, who really benefits from his relentless campaign of disparagement against Mr. Trump? The answer is obviously Mr. Schiff — but also Mr. Putin.” Why is Adam Schiff doing Putin’s dirty work?!??!?

AS LONG AS IT’S ONLY WORN BY WOMEN LIKE THE ONE IN THE PICTURE, I DON’T SEE THE PROBLEM: Urban Outfitters Has a Very Tiny Shirt (?) For You.

TOLERANCE: Man Wearing MAGA Hat Denied Service at New York Bar, Sues. “If only he’d ordered a cake for a gay wedding.”

CHRISTIAN TOTO: Why Anne Frank Center Targeted Tim Allen.

IF YOU PUT GOVERNMENT IN CHARGE OF THE SAHARA DESERT, IN FIVE YEARS THERE’D BE A SHORTAGE OF SAND: PepsiCo is pulling its products from Philly stores because of the city’s ‘soda tax’

Or maybe this was the endgame all along.

HEALTH: 100-Year-Old Ohio Man Credits Vodka and Dancing for Longevity.

Pretty sure this is settled science.

ANDREW MALCOLM: Say, why don’t we turn the Supreme Court into a reality TV show?

I thought that’s what the hearings were.

WHY ARE DEMOCRAT-RUN CITIES SUCH CESSPITS OF CORRUPTION? Feds Indict Philly DA Seth Williams on Charges of Corruption, Stealing from His Mother: The two-term Democratic DA was previously the inspector general for Philadelphia.

ANALYSIS… UNNECESSARY: Cosmopolitan Doesn’t Understand How The Constitution Works.