I EXPECT SO. I’LL BE TRAVELING FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS:  There’s disaster in Uranus’ future.  Oh.  That?  Yeah.  Get your moon collision watching glasses now.  Only a million years for prime viewing.

IF SHE WERE BEING BULLIED BY WHITE STUDENTS, IT WOULD BE ALL OVER THE MEDIAL.  AS IS, EXPECT RADIO SILENCE: Black Parents Sue School, Claim Bullies Abuse Daughter for ‘Acting White’.

NEWS FROM THE SIXTIES:  Incurious, indoctrinated youth march at the left’s behest.  Phoenix High School Students Stage Walkout Over DACA.  Denver Public Schools Get Political with DACA Support.  Lock the schools.  Send them home to learn what they can.  Can’t be worse than this.

SO WE’RE JUST GOING TO LET HIM BRAG OF COMMITTING FRAUD:  That account he’s using is someone’s.  Someone who’s now probably in trouble with the IRS.  Not a victimless crime. Notorious Illegal Alien Brags About How Much He Pays In Taxes – With A “Doctored” Social Security Card.

MOSTLY BECAUSE ATWOOD IS SUCH A BAD WORLD BUILDER HER FUTURE IS ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE: First, evangelicals would be sinning, second, evangelicals are nowhere close to the majority, third WHICH SECT? Fourth, New England, haven of religion…. what?  So, yeah, Canadian fantasy not happening.  Also, no one is planning it.  But even if some madman did, it’s actually impossible.  All the left reveals is its lack of even a passing acquaintance with the real world. No, Hillary Clinton Fans, Evangelicals Are Not Secretly Planning a ‘Handmaid’s Tale’ Future.

THERE’S ALWAYS SEATS AT THE CANNIBAL FEAST:  What Happened: Hillary Uses Her Book To Throw Bernie, Obama & Biden Under The Bus [VIDEO].

YEAH, BECAUSE MY HIPS WEREN’T LARGE ENOUGH ALREADY:  Scientists gift world with fourth type of chocolate.

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DEVELOPING: Pipe bomb explosion reported at Indiana post office.

NOT TRUSTING THE GOVERNMENT = GOOD OUTCOMES:  Texans don’t trust government, so they rescued each other when things got desperate.

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WHY DOES THE LEFT HATE ITALIAN-AMERICANS? Goodbye, Columbus.

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GOOD: WOMAN PULLS GUN, FENDS OFF CARJACKERS: “He said ‘Oh Sh**,’ and then ran.”

OBAMA SYRIA CHEMICAL WEAPONS RED LINE UPDATE: The UN says Syria’s Assad regime used chemical weapons at least 27 times.

A panel of United Nations rights investigators announced definitively on Wednesday that Syrian President Bashar Assad’s forces were behind April’s sarin gas attack on the rebel-held town of Khan Sheikhoun, which killed more than 80 people.

The findings were part of the latest UN report on the Syrian civil war presented in Geneva by the UN Commission of Inquiry on Syria. An earlier report by the Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons (OPCW) was not authorized to apportion blame or investigate culpability, only to establish whether chemical weapons had been used.

Investigators also revealed that they had documented 33 chemical weapons attacks since the war’s outbreak in 2011. Twenty-seven of those were carried out by Assad’s government forces, including seven between March 1 and July 7 of this year. The perpetrators in six attacks had not yet been identified, investigators said.

Samantha Power and the Responsibility to Protect crowd that damned George W. Bush for failing to respond to genocide in Darfur were unavailable for comment.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, SCOTTISH EDITION: Edinburgh Student Accused of ‘Hate Crime’ for Making Fun of ISIS.

LUDLUM’S NEXT: THE ZUCKERBERG COLLUSION: Facebook sold 2016 election-related ads to “shadowy Russian company.”

FASTER, PLEASE: New class of drugs targets aging to help keep you healthy.

Taking moderately-high doses of quercetin will kill senescent cells too, apparently. I take that myself, though not in the 4g or so per day that will do that. I keep meaning to try the higher dose.

JULIA COULD NOT BE REACHED FOR COMMENT. de Blasio: You Know You Want Government to Control as Much of Your Life as Possible.

JOURNALISM IS ABOUT COVERING IMPORTANT STORIES. WITH A PILLOW, UNTIL THEY STOP MOVING: Media Conspicuously Omits D.C. Metro Shooter’s Immigration Status.

(Headline via Iowahawk.)

I REALIZE THERE’S ACTUALLY A LOT OF SPACE BETWEEN HURRICANE BANDS, BUT STILL. I hope they passed out free drinks after takeoff.

But the whole story is even more amazing.

UPDATE: More here.

EVOLUTION IN ACTION: Humans are still evolving, study suggests.

DISPATCHES FROM THE JOURNOLIST: Media all uses one word to describe Trump’s DACA action (video).

TALK ABOUT BURYING THE LEDE: “In Puerto Rico, the electric company warned the island could be without power for four to six months while the government prepared to open 456 shelters capable of housing more than 62,000 people,” the Miami Herald reports on Hurricane Irma.

Let’s hope that estimate for the return of electricity is a typo or wildly exaggerated for effect.

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