Archive for 2016

21st CENTURY HEADLINES: Don’t Even Think About Flying Drones Near the Super Bowl.

“Near?” You use that word; I do not think it means what you think it means: “The FAA has banned drones from 32 miles around the Super Bowl,” PC World claims:

The Federal Aviation Administration has banned all drones from flying anywhere within a 32-mile radius of Levi’s Stadium as part of a complex and strict set of rules for all air traffic. That’s a large area that includes all of Silicon Valley, San Jose, Oakland and most of San Francisco.

Drones, model aircraft, model rockets, hang gliding, crop dusting and parachuting are among the aviation activities banned from 2 p.m. to 11:59 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 7. The game begins at 5 p.m.

I can understand the FAA not wanting to produce a mashup of Black Sunday meets Small Soldiers, but good luck enforcing that.

THIS WAS THE SORT OF WARNING SIGN WE IGNORED BEFORE THE FORMER CAST OF DIFF’RENT STROKES BEGAN THEIR DESCENT INTO ARMED ROBBERY: Disaster Pants: Will Wheaton Attempts a Brief Defense of “BernieBros,” Then Collapses Into a Quivering Pile of Shame and Fear.

Knowing how much the phrase drives him mad, I was going to do a “Shut up, Wesley” sort of headline, and then realized that it’s much more Schadenfreude-licious to watch the former child actor keep getting kafkatrapped by his fellow leftists all day. The revolution devours its own — and sometimes stops for an afternoon snack along the way as well.

HEH: Hasbro Announces New, More Realistic G.I. Joe Action Figures. “The new G.I. Joe will come out of the box with a tasteful neck tattoo and hands in his pockets, and will be joined by new models including ‘Can’t Pass Tape,’ ‘Height Waiver’ and ‘Supplement-loving Bro Dawg.’ The collector’s edition ‘Legal Hold,’ now with Copenhagen Lip ™, will only be available as part of the Smoke Pit Playset.”

UNEXPECTEDLY: “Hiring at restaurants, hotels and other leisure and hospitality sector venues slowed markedly last year in metro areas that saw big minimum-wage hikes, new Labor Department data show. Wherever cities implemented big minimum-wage hikes to $10 an hour or more last year, the latest data through December show that job creation downshifted to the slowest pace in at least five years.”

On the plus side, it’s likely doing wonders for the robotics and automation industries.

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AS MEN GO, SO GOES THE FUTURE, ANDREW KLAVAN WARNS:

In the wake of repeated and escalating Muslim attacks on women throughout Europe, Popular Danish columnist Iben Thranholm dares to state the obvious: the problem lies not only with the violent sexism of immigrant Muslim males but also with the weakness of the boys from home.

“Alas, the time of the most despicable man is coming,” Friedrich Nietzsche warned Europe in 1885′s Also sprach Zarathustra, “he that is no longer able to despise himself. Behold, I show you the last man.” Nietzsche’s beta male last man — or “men without chests,” as C.S. Lewis wrote 60 years later in The Abolition of Man — must have made the Continent seem like easy pickings to its newfound immigrant horde, and college campuses on both sides of the Atlantic, where the Will to Power derives from victimhood, are cranking out lots more.

Related: What Mark Steyn said about Muslim migrants — months before Paris, Cologne.

SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: If you want to work out hard and lose weight without losing muscle, a high protein diet helps.

ll of the men also began a grueling workout routine. Six days a week they reported to the exercise lab and completed a strenuous full-body weight training circuit, high-intensity intervals, or a series of explosive jumps and other exercises known as plyometric training.

The diet and exercise routine continued for four weeks, by the end of which time, “those guys were done,” said Stuart Phillips, who holds a research chair in skeletal muscle health at McMaster University and oversaw the study. “All they could talk about was food.”

The routine had succeeded in incinerating pounds from all of the participants. The men in both groups weighed about 11 or 12 pounds less, on average.

But it was the composition of that weight loss that differed. Unlike most people on low-calorie diets, the men on the high-protein regimen had actually gained muscle during the month, as much as three pounds of it. So in these men, almost all of the 11 or 12 pounds they had lost over all had been fat.

Who could have seen this coming?

IS THERE ANYTHING IT CAN’T DO? Aspirin May Protect Against Staph Blood Infections. “Taking a daily low-dose aspirin has been shown to reduce the risk for heart attack and stroke, and possibly the risk for certain cancers. Now researchers have found another possible benefit: protection against dying from a Staphylococcus aureus blood infection.”

AMERICA’S FAVORITE COFFEE TREND MAY BE COMING TO AN END:

On Monday, Keurig, which dominates the U.S. market for both coffee pods and coffee pod machines, announced that it sold 7 percent fewer machines during the holidays than it had the year before, the sixth straight quarter in which unit sales fell. The news was particularly disappointing given how crucial the holiday season is for the company.

Still though, there’s a silver-lining for the hair shirt enviro-left: “’I wish I’d never done it’: Man who invented plastic Keurig coffee pods admits he regrets ever creating them — because they ‘will never be recyclable.’”

And once again, bad economic news is good environmental news — it’s almost like this particular religion has a built-in Catch-22 or something.

MORE OF THIS, PLEASE: Senator Mike Lee (R-UT) and Congressman Jeb Hensarling (R-TX) have an oped in NRO, “A Stronger Congress, a Healthier Republic.”

The federal government is broken. And while there is plenty of blame to go around, only Congress can fix it.

We don’t mean this as an indictment of any one leader or party, because the dysfunction in Washington today has accreted over decades, under Houses, Senates, and presidents of every partisan combination, as well as the many different justices of the Supreme Court. . . .

The stability and moral legitimacy of America’s governing institutions depend on a representative, transparent, and accountable Congress to make its laws. For years, however, Congress has delegated too much of its legislative authority to the executive branch, skirting the thankless work and ruthless accountability that Article 1 demands and taking up a new position as backseat drivers of the republic.

So today, Americans’ laws are increasingly written by people other than their representatives in the House and Senate, and via processes specifically designed to exclude public scrutiny and input. This arrangement benefits well-connected insiders who thrive in less-accountable modes of policymaking, but it does so at the expense of the American people — for whose freedom our system of separated powers was devised in the first place.

In short, we have moved from a nation governed by the rule of law to one governed by the rule of rulers and unelected, unaccountable regulators. Congress’s abdication, unsurprisingly, has led to a proliferation of bad policy and to the erosion of public trust in the institutions of government. Distrust, also unsurprisingly, is now the defining theme of American politics. . . .

That is why we have joined with eight colleagues in the House and Senate to develop and promote a new agenda of structural reforms that will strengthen Congress and reassert its vital role in our society. We call it the Article 1 Project (A1P). . . .

First, Congress must reclaim its power of the federal purse. Our formal budget process, which dates to 1974, has fallen apart, and we must restructure it for a post-earmark world. We need to bring entitlement programs back onto the actual budget and bring self-funding federal agencies back under annual appropriation.

Second, we need to reform legislative “cliffs” that loom behind expiring legislation — at the end of the fiscal year and when the federal debt nears its statutory limit — to realign the incentives of the American people and their government.

Third, Congress must take back control of actual federal lawmaking. Today, the vast majority of federal laws are unilaterally imposed by executive-branch agencies. The bureaucrats in these agencies then serve as police, prosecutors, and courts in the ensuing cases. All major regulations should be affirmatively prioritized and approved by a vote of Congress.

Finally, we must clarify the law governing executive discretion, which right now allows presidents and federal bureaucrats to ignore or rewrite federal statutes, so long as they have a clever enough reason.

Yes, yes, yes, and yes to these four commonsense proposals. But they are only a small start in the right direction. Congress’s voluntary abdication of its legislative power since the early twentieth century is perhaps the single most significant flaw in our constitutional architecture– and one that the founding generation never foresaw. As James Madison expressed it in Federalist No. 48:

[I]n a a representative republic where the executive magistracy is carefully limited, both in the extent and the duration of its power; and where the legislative power is exercised by an assembly, which is inspired by a supposed influence over the people with an intrepid confidence in its own strength . . .  it is against the enterprising ambition of this department [the legislature] that the people ought to indulge all their jealousy and exhaust all their precautions.

Like Dorothy and her ruby slippers, Congress has always held the power to “go home” and restore the Constitution’s separation of powers. It can simply click its collective heels and, well, legislate, particularly in areas such as the power of the purse and passing statutes that carefully circumscribe (and limit judicial deference to) the unconstitutional “fourth branch” of the administrative state.

Of course the success of the Article I Project (or any similar effort) will require either: (1) a President who does not veto any such laws (i.e., a Republican President); or (2) a veto-proof supermajority of two-thirds of both chambers of Congress (i.e., a House and Senate comprised of at least two-thirds GOP members). Sadly, the Democrats have shown zero willingness in restoring Congress’s constitutional power, and have indeed cheered President Obama’s incessant executive power grab.