Archive for 2016

FAKE NEWS: Newsrooms are sanitizing that Ivanka harassment story.

Two men were ejected from a JetBlue flight Thursday for reportedly harassing Ivanka Trump and her three children.

We know about the alleged incident because one of the men tweeted about it in real-time, and JetBlue confirmed in a statement that there was indeed a “conflict” aboard one of its planes.

But despite the airline’s statement, and the fact that one of the men involved specifically used the word “harass,” some headlines have sanitized the reported incident to the point where it’s basically a story about nothing.

Here is what Twitter user and Hunter College professor Matthew Lasner tweeted Thursday morning about his husband: “Ivanka and [her husband Jared Kushner] at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them. #banalityofevil.” . . .

What’s really remarkable here is that even though media’s coverage of the incident has centered almost entirely on Lasner’s say-so, many headlines have omitted any sort of allusion to his own use of the word “harass.”

From the Associated Press: “Man says he and husband removed from JetBlue flight after ‘expressing displeasure’ that Ivanka Trump was aboard.”

From Yahoo News: “Man kicked off JetBlue flight for questioning why Ivanka Trump was on it.”

From the Atlanta Journal Constitution: “Passengers kicked off flight after run-in with Ivanka Trump.”

From the Washington Post: “Passenger who confronted Ivanka Trump gets kicked off Jet Blue flight.”

From CNN: “JetBlue forced a man off a flight after an apparent incident involving Ivanka Trump and her husband.”

It goes on like that.

There’s a difference between playing it safe when there’s a shortage of information and sanitizing a story completely of its most newsworthy details.

Imagine if this had happened to a Democrat.

SCIENCE: Saunas Help Your Brain, Says Deeply Finnish Study. “A new long-term study out of Finland found that the more frequently men chilled in a sauna, the less likely they were to develop Alzheimer’s.”

Do you really “chill” in a sauna?

BUMP: The Infuriating Math Behind Overbooking. “The most frustrating part? This math could be tuned to ensure the maximum number of tickets sold with a near zero percent chance too many people show up. Instead, the most profitable solutions often involve a decent chance a few passengers getting screwed, because the extra ticket sales outweigh having to put someone up in a hotel now and then. So just make sure you get to the airport early, and hope that someone else is running late.”

I think that if I’m bumped, they should have to charter a private jet to get me to my destination on time.

SO APPARENTLY THE GUY WHO SCREAMED INSULTS AT IVANKA TRUMP AND HER KIDS ON A JETBLUE PLANE IS A “BROOKLYN LAWYER.” Shocking!

KELLYANNE CONWAY’S BRUTAL RESPONSE TO WHETHER SHE’LL HAVE TIME TO BE SPECIAL COUNSELOR TO PRESIDENT TRUMP:

“It’s funny, we were talking with Juan Williams earlier, and he was questioning, ‘well, Kellyanne has four kids. How’s she going to do it?’” noted Bartiromo. “He got creamed on Twitter… Why? A woman with four kids can’t do it, but a man can? So what that she’s going to be working 24/7?”

“Well, I would just tell everyone not to go after Juan because I don’t want him to be creamed,” Conway stated. “But I would say that I don’t play golf, and I don’t have a mistress so I have a lot of time that a lot of these other men don’t.”

Choose the form of your destructor…

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WELL, THAT’S STUPID: Cheesecake Factory Kicks Police Officers Out Of Their Restaurant. “The General Manager, Will, told the officers that no firearms were allowed on the property, whether you are law enforcement or not.”

Visiting their page, they’re saying it was an error by the manager on site, which I’m sure is true. But still. . . .

RUSSIAN OPERATIVES USED MALWARE ON ANDROID DEVICES TO TRACK AND TARGET UKRAINIAN ARTILLERY: This Reuters report strikes me as well sourced.

The malware was able to retrieve communications and some locational data from infected devices, intelligence that would have likely been used to strike against the artillery in support of pro-Russian separatists fighting in eastern Ukraine, the report from cyber security firm CrowdStrike found…The hacking group, known commonly as Fancy Bear or APT 28, is believed by U.S. intelligence officials to work primarily on behalf of the GRU, Russia’s military intelligence agency.

More:

The implant leveraged a legitimate Android application developed by a Ukrainian artillery officer to process targeting data more quickly, CrowdStrike said.

Its deployment “extends Russian cyber capabilities to the front lines of the battlefield”, the report said, and “could have facilitated anticipatory awareness of Ukrainian artillery force troop movement, thus providing Russian forces with useful strategic planning information”.

THE MOST 21ST CENTURY HEADLINE EVER: The World’s Largest Hedge Fund Is Building an Algorithmic Model of its Founder’s Brain.

Deep inside Bridgewater Associates LP, the world’s largest hedge-fund firm, software engineers are at work on a secret project that founder Ray Dalio has sometimes called “The Book of the Future.”

The goal is technology that would automate most of the firm’s management. It would represent a culmination of Mr. Dalio’s life work to build Bridgewater into an altar to radical openness—and a place that can endure without him.

At Bridgewater, most meetings are recorded, employees are expected to criticize one another continually, people are subject to frequent probes of their weaknesses, and personal performance is assessed on a host of data points, all under Mr. Dalio’s gaze.

The only way this could be any more 21st Century is if Dalio’s last name was Kardashian or Jenner.

DIABETES NEWS: Anti-Malaria Drug Turns Glucagon-Producing Alpha Cells into Insulin-Producing Beta Cells. “The results of this study, which was partially funded by the JDRF have been published in the journal Cell and indicate that diabetic fish, mice, and rats were all treated successfully with artemisinins. The hope is that this treatment will cure type 1 diabetes in humans by replacing the destroyed beta cells with then newly-produced insulin-secreting cells.”

POWER: Russian hacks into Ukraine power grids a sign of things to come for U.S.?

CBS News has also noticed a hacking attack that could be a future means to the U.S. Last weekend, parts of the Ukrainian capitol Kiev went dark. It appears Russia has figured out how to crash a power grid with a click.

Last December, a similar attack occurred when nearly a quarter of a million people lost power in the Ivano-Frankivsk region of Ukraine when it was targeted by a suspected Russian attack.

Vasyl Pemchuk is the electric control center manager, and said that when hackers took over their computers, all his workers could do was film it with their cell phones.

“It was illogical and chaotic,” he said. “It seemed like something in a Hollywood movie.”

I don’t want that here.