Archive for 2016

UH. YOU KNOW, I HAVE YET TO MEET A HUMAN BEING — OR CAT — WHO COULDN’T FIGURE THIS OUT ON HIS/HER/ITS/SMALL FURRY ANIMAL’S OWN: Shailene Woodley wants schools to teach girls to masturbate.  Shailene Woodley either thinks other people are impaired, or is an alien.

MY FRIEND LAURA MONTGOMERY HAS ESCAPED GOVERNMENT WORK (NO WORD ON WHETHER SHE GNAWED THROUGH HER OWN LEG): And has setup her own blog, dealing with space law. I’ll probably link her more later, as she’s about to start discussing how the State Department’s insistence that the Outer Space Treaties require overly broad regulation is wrong.  Meanwhile she has a new book out that you SHOULD check out. Out of the Dell (Waking Late Book 2)

AH THAT GLOBAL WARMING: Russian scientists are ‘besieged’ by polar bears at a remote Arctic post. They apparently don’t watch American commercials, or they’d know all they have to do is park some high priced automobiles, upon which the beasties will dash themselves to protest the use of fossil fuels or something.  (My alternate intro for this was “But I haven’t heard of Al Gore visiting Antarctica”)

MICHAEL WALSH: ‘Polls Darken for Democrats.’

Put on your metallic blue Morpheus in the Matrix/Hillary at Ground Zero sunglasses and read the whole thing.

BOLT-ON SELF-DRIVING CAPABILITY: Comma.ai will ship a $999 autonomous driving add-on by the end of this year. “The Comma One is a $999 add-on shipping before the end of the year, with a $24 monthly subscription for its software, which Hotz says will be able to drive your car from Mountain View to San Francisco without requiring a driver to touch the wheel, the brake or the gas. This isn’t a kit that makes your car into a fully self-driving vehicle, Hotz is quick to note, but it is a system that can provide powers equivalent to Tesla’s Autopilot, without requiring that you buy a whole new car. “

KEITH OLBERMANN CALLS DONALD TRUMP THE MOST DANGEROUS MAJOR PARTY CANDIDATE EVER (VIDEO).

But how on earth can that be? From 1998 until 2010, the-then employee of NBC smeared everyone from Ken Starr to Fox News to opponents of the Ground Zero Mosque to George W. Bush — the latter on numerous occasions, needless to say — as being the equivalent of Nazis. But when everyone is Hitler, no one is Hitler. Why would anyone buy his shtick today?

Besides, as Kathy Shaidle quipped, it’s far more likely that if elected, Trump’s time in office would likely resemble that of another, very different Austrian.