SINCE HE’S NOT A REPUBLICAN, THIS WILL BE TREATED AS OLD NEWS: DNC Chair Candidate Keith Ellison Once Called For Separate Country for Black Americans. Well, historically, the Dems were the party of secession and segregation. . . .

NEGATING THE MOST SOPHISTICATED MECHANISM FOR DETERMINING VALUE: The Abolition of Money.

ALL THE MASKS: When Did the Left Know the Truth about Cuba, and Why Does it Still Support the Communist Regime?

ALL THE MASKS ARE FALLING: Understanding Colin Kaepernick.

THEY NEVER MET A TYRANT THEY DIDN’T LIKE: Credulous Western Dupes and Castro.

THEY HAVEN’T HAD IT IN MY LIFETIME.  THEY DID USE TO HIDE IT BETTER: Has the Left Lost It?

IF THERE ARE, THEY’RE VERY QUIET: Report: Nuclear material said stolen from Iran could yield ‘dirty bomb’.

THIS DEAL JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE ALL THE TIME: Report: Nuclear material said stolen from Iran could yield ‘dirty bomb’.

FIRMLY, THAT’S HOW: With toys cheaper than ever, how do parents say no?

CHARGING THE SECRET SERVICE FOR PROTECTING YOU IS OUTRAGEOUS!  Secret Service considering renting a floor at Trump Tower to protect future first family.  OH, WAIT, NEVERMIND… Joe Biden update: He’s now charging the Secret Service rent for a cottage to protect him.

OH, NOW YOU’RE TALKING THE DIFFICULT STUFF: Hey, loser, turn off the TV if you want to get your wife pregnant.

YOU WENT FULL SJW. NEVER GO FULL SJW. ‘Star Wars’ Against Hate: ‘Rogue One’ Writers Get Political.

Two of the writers who worked on “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” jumped into the political fray on Friday with not-so subtle anti-Donald Trump messages.

“Please note that the Empire is a white supremacist (human) organization,” screenwriter Chris Weitz tweeted. Gary Whitta, who also worked on the film, followed up by adding, “Opposed by a multi-cultural group led by brave women.”

Both writers also changed their Twitter profile pictures to the symbol of the Rebel Alliance with a safety pin through it. The safety pin has become an anti-Trump symbol, with people wearing them to show minority groups and immigrants that they are safe with person wearing the pin.

Dudes, the Rebel Alliance keeps slaves.

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IT’S 2016, when David Sirota is a welcome voice of sanity:

MEANWHILE, IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS: Wildfires forcing evacuations in Gatlinburg, Pigeon Forge. I hope we’ll get enough rain tonight to shut them down.

RECOUNT?: Just more of Hillary’s hubris inflicted on America.

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A DAY LATE, BUT SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS AHEAD: Pennsylvania State Department says Stein missed recount deadline. “Jill Stein has everything she needs to launch a presidential recount. She’s got the cash, the grassroots fervor and the spotlight of an adoring media. But there’s one thing she needs to overturn Trump’s victory: a calendar. Stein missed Pennsylvania’s deadline to file for a voter-initiated recount. That blown deadline is a huge blow for Democrats who have pinned their hopes on recounts in the Keystone State, Michigan and Wisconsin.”

New theory: Stein’s actually working for Trump — or Putin! — to suck lots of Democratic cash into something that will be hugely demoralizing to the grassroots and that will leave the Democrats weakened for the next election cycle.

UPDATE: More support for that theory: NPR Tweet on Costly, ‘Big, Pointless Hole in The Ground’ Turns into Mocking of Stein Recount Efforts.

FASTER, PLEASE: ‘Diamond-age’ of power generation as nuclear batteries developed.

CANADA’S OBAMA GETS CUBAN COLD FEET: Justin Trudeau is now a laughing stock. And deservedly so. Obama is also a laughing stock but the mainstream media lacks the brains to laugh. Anyway, ole Justin’s skipping Fidel’s funeral ’cause “warm comments about the late Cuban leader sparked a backlash.”

More:

Opposition Conservatives have seized on the Castro controversy as a political misstep that could cut into the popularity the prime minister has enjoyed among voters since his surprise majority election in October 2015.

Attention Canada: You need to get this fool out of office ASAP.

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Pretty good, I’d hope.

LIFE AMONG THE BARBARIANS: Moroccan state TV shows women how to hide domestic violence.

I’M SO OLD, I REMEMBER LAST WEEK WHEN THE LEFT EXCORIATED THE NOTION OF FAKE NEWS: Five Libs Who Pushed Gun-Control Narrative on Twitter After Ohio State Stabbing Attack.

SCOTT ADAMS: The Trump Talent Stack.