THAT CALLS FOR A WILHELM SCREAM: Marco Rubio and the Football of Vengeance (Video).

HOUSTON GRAND JURY INVESTIGATES PLANNED PARENTHOOD, INDICTS … ACTIVISTS: “Perhaps that might be in part because one of the Harris County prosecutors serves as a board member for the Planned Parenthood clinic at the heart of this matter…Texas Governor Greg Abbott pledged that the state’s investigation into Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast will continue regardless of the grand jury’s actions. Perhaps Abbott might want to take a look at the conflict of interest in this indictment as well.”

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, LEGAL EDUCATION EDITION: The Law School Crisis Is Spreading: The Best Law Schools Are Attracting Fewer Students. “Since 2011, Michigan Law, considered one of the country’s top law schools, has cut its first-year class by 26 percent. The number of applicants to the school fell 20 percent over that period, according to data from the American Bar Association. Michigan Law is not the only elite law school to experience such a stark contraction. As applications plunge, especially from the very best students, a growing number of highly regarded law schools are slashing class sizes. The crisis in legal education, once confined to the lower tier (schools ranked below 50 by U.S. News and World Report), has hit the upper echelon.”

All is proceeding as I have foretold.

DON SURBER: National Review Hoists White Flag, Defiantly Rows To Outcast Island.

Read the whole thing.

WITH FOX NEWS DEBATE BOYCOTT, HAS TRUMP FINALLY JUMPED THE SHARK?

WHEN YOU’VE LOST THE LAP DOGS… WaPo: Hillary ‘STILL Doesn’t Have A Good Answer’ on Emails.

SOUTHERNERS ALWAYS KNEW THIS: Yes! Deep-Frying Vegetables Makes Them More Nutritious.

HIGHER EDUCATION IMPLOSION UPDATE: Colleges’ next ‘reform’ means more admissions nightmares.

ONLINE SHAMING: What the Blizzard Walk of Shame Video Says about Us.

OR THORAZINE: Hillary needs to switch to decaf before opening her mouth again.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT IN A FEMINIZED CULTURE? Marco Rubio and the Masculinity Police.

TO BE FAIR, WE DON’T NEED THE ONE WE HAVE: ‘America Already Has One Post-Constitutional Party; We Don’t Need Another’.

SO IT’S A FAMILY THING? SHE DID NOT HAVE BUSINESS WITH THAT SERVER: Hillary Clinton un-admits her e-mail error.

THAT’S BECAUSE IT NEEDS OBAMATH: Ex-Navy SEAL lawmaker: Iranian capture of sailors ‘doesn’t add up’.

IT NEEDED ONLY THIS: Clinton considers nominating Obama to Supreme Court.

SOFT EXPECTATIONS HAVEN’T HELPED MINORITIES: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Failure of public schools has led to ‘segregation of schooling’.

GOOD LUCK GETTING THIS ACROSS: We can’t even stop Californians from voting for the same things that made California a place to flee. Welcome to the West! A FAQ For Immigrants.

THIS TOO CLARIFIES THINGS WONDERFULLY: Critics are now bashing Israel’s pro-democracy efforts.

A REVERSAL OF STALIN DENUNCIATIONS: Putin denounces Soviet founder Lenin.  Well, at least we know where we are.  Considering what he says Stalin was right on, it’s not reassuring. BUT it should at least be entertaining to watch US Academics continue to try to canonize Lenin after Putin admits he was a brutal dictator.  Hey, this end of the world stuff is turning out pretty entertaining.

A MATTER OF STRENGTH: Donald Trump v Ted Cruz 2 becomes Leonard v Duran 2: #NoMás.

IT IS INDEED ALL HUMAN’S FAULT.  THE POOR THINGS HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING THE US ELECTION: Carcasses graffitied after five dead sperm whales ‘as big as a bus’ wash up on English beaches.

BUT THEY ARE ALSO MORE LIKELY TO TRY HARDER: Small man syndrome really does exist, US government researchers conclude.

HAVING SEEN THEIR STERLING COVERAGE ON THE SAD PUPPY MATTER: I’m not even surprised. Britain’s Guardian Newspaper Aims To Cut Costs, Could ‘Paywall’ Some Content.

IT’S BEEN REPEATED EVERYWHERE UNTIL “EVERYBODY KNOWS”: The Dangerous Lie That ‘Bush Lied’.

AT AMAZON, trade in your old electronics.