I WAS SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE BELIEVED THE DONALD OVER THIS: Ruling: Ted Cruz is a ‘natural born citizen’.  Duh.

THEY’RE VAST AND THICK: The Unexpectedly Chronicles So much for GOP hating Blacks & Hispanics.

MANY MORE SUCH VICTORIES, AND HILLARY CAN LOSE THE GENERAL: Out of Iowa: Two wide-open races — and some chicanery.

GO ON, CLICK ON IT, YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO: Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face.

THE REVOLUTION ALWAYS EATS ITS CHILDREN AND ITS BOOSTERS: John Cleese’s ‘completely different’ warning to campus censors.

SOCIALISTS ALWAYS HURT THE ONES THEY CLAIM TO LOVE: the working class, women, children, minorities, horses.

COOL: 10 Fascinating Experimental Aircraft Of World War II.

ECONOMICS IS A SCIENCE, NOT A WISHING WELL: The Fed screwed up by not raising interest rates sooner.

LIKE TO SERVE MAN? (IT’S A COOKBOOK): Serving “Europe and the Public Good”.

COMPLETE WITH SECRET GARDEN REFERENCE: If We’re All So Connected, Why are Our Kids so Lonely?

WAS THE MEDIA SETTING UP A CRUZ/CARSON FIGHT: I just want to say Carson would make a fine VP. Rumor that Ben Carson dropping out result of mixed signals from media reports.

AH! THAT GOOD OL’ TRANSGRESSIVE ARTIST STUFF: Hipster Musicians Endorse Old White Dude for President.  But mind you, they only do it because they can’t find a more deranged Marxist to back, and they’re fighting off the depressing realization that they ARE the man.

NO, BUT I COULD OUTRUN A LOT OF PEOPLE: Could You Outrun a Hungry Tyrannosaur?

EAT YOUR HEART OUT, DOGS PLAYING POKER: ‘The Greatest Cat Painting Ever Made’ Curls Up With Portland.

ABOUT TIME: Scientist Ruthlessly Debunks One Of NOAA’s Central Climate Claims.  And oh, yeah, this: First Ever Snowfall on Okinawa Island, Japan.  (Video)

YOU KNOW I HAD NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANT WHEN PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT HILLARY’S: Why Not Just Give Barbie Cankles?

NONE OF THE ONES YOU’RE THINKING OF: What’s the Fastest Object Ever Made by Man?

WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE FREE NATIONS AND KLEPTOCRACIES BE EQUAL MEMBERS: And while we’re at it, what do they think they’re going to do to America, when America is the only power that makes them relevant? UN Castigates U.S. on Slavery?  UN out of the US, US out of the UN.  We should have done it after 9/11 when they treated us like supplicants.

APPARENTLY WE FOLLOW WHERE EUROPE LEADS: Fed Asks Banks to Test Negative Interest Rates.

OF COURSE THEY HAVE A CHOICE: The felon or the communist.  Or is that the other way around? Why Democrats Don’t Have a Choice.

WE START OFF WITH MY SHOCKED FACE: The Obama Administration Misled Americans During the 2013 Debt-Ceiling Debate.

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WHO KNEW BERNIE SANDERS GOT AROUND SO MUCH? Former lawyer for the ‘D.C. Madam’ says names in her records could be ‘relevant’ to election. “How so? Well, he can’t say. Sibley is bound by restraining orders imposed by the court in the case of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, who committed suicide in 2008 soon after she was found guilty of racketeering and money laundering. But her colorful former attorney is now seeking permission to release 815 names of Palfrey’s clients and the records of 40 other escort services operating in Washington, a pool that he’s hinting includes someone with bearing on the current political campaign.”

Who am I kidding? It’s Hillary he’s talking about. Gotta be.

IT’S COME TO THIS: An All-Caps Explosion of Feelings Regarding the Liberal Backlash Against Hillary Clinton.

THE COUNTRY’S IN THE VERY BEST OF HANDS: Hmmm: Kerry sent Hillary classified e-mail over his private account.