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FOR HER CONSTITUENCY THIS IS PRESIDENTIAL: Of course, her constituency are loons. PRESIDENTIAL? Green Party Candidate Jill Stein VANDALIZES Bulldozer, Will Be Charged

OH, COME ON.  KILL THE WHOLE THING: It’s time to kill the ObamaCare penalty.

OF COURSE THEY ARE: Human nature abhors a vacuum. Al Qaeda Is Gaining Strength in Syria.

SUMMER OF RECOVERY ELEVENTY! The ‘False Economy’.

OF COURSE THEY DO: FPI Bulletin: Iran Renews Ties With Latin America.  Good thing we don’t have a wide-open Southern border.  Oh, wait.

BECAUSE OUR GOVERNMENT IS A PAPER LAP-CAT: Dinner, Drinks, and a Near-Fatal Ambush for U.S. Diplomats.

SAYS THE MAN WHO HAS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE AT A PRODUCTIVE JOB: Obama Insults ‘Lazy’ Americans in Laos. For once, Mr. President, I encourage you to use public funds to buy something: a mirror.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Not everything is a conspiracy against women.

VETERAN TELLS HILLARY HE’D BE IN JAIL IF HE’D MISHANDLED CLASSIFIED INFORMATION LIKE SHE DID: Yes, this happened, on MSNBC’s live “commander in chief” forum.

Here’s the vet’s question:

“Had I communicated this information not following prescribed protocols, I would have been prosecuted and imprisoned,” said the veteran, identified by MSNBC as a Republican. “Secretary Clinton, how can you expect those such as myself who were and are trusted with America’s most sensitive information to have any confidence in your leadership as president when you clearly corrupted our national security?”

Her response is UB — utter blarney.

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OOPS: “British artist Rebecca Moss went aboard the Hanjin Geneva container ship for a ’23 Days at Sea Residency.’ But the company that owns the ship went bankrupt on August 31, and ports all over the world have barred Hanjin’s ships because the shipping line is unable to pay the port and service fees. The ship is now just sitting in the Pacific Ocean near Tokyo, and the captain has told everyone on board to conserve food and water.”

BECAUSE LEFTISTS ARE UNHAPPIER EVERYWHERE: The Joy of (Right-Wing) Sex – Why Are Conservatives Happier In Bed? “Conservatives have significantly better sex lives than their left-leaning rivals, a new survey has found. Of 19,000 respondents in Europe, 73% of right-leaning voters were happy with their sex lives, compared to 66% of lefties. But why might this imbalance occur, and why does it matter that left wing voters are less happy about their sexual habits?”

Leftist politics in general is mostly just compensation for (usually justified) feelings of personal inadequacy.

SHE’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, SHE’S NOT SMART ENOUGH, AND GOSHDARNIT, PEOPLE REALLY DON’T LIKE HER: Hillary Clinton has outspent Trump almost 5-to-1 but still watched her lead evaporate.

OF COURSE THEY WERE: Black Lives Matter Airport Protestors Were All White.

THERE’S NO WORSE CRIME THAN MAKING A WOMAN FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF: “A woman who was body-shamed by Playboy model Dani Mathers at an LA Fitness gym has been found—and Mathers may be facing jail time for her actions.”

UPDATE: Some people in the comments seem to be missing the point (I know, shocking). Try to imagine the same amount of Internet outrage — and, more significantly, law enforcement energy — being applied to a picture of a fat naked man and then see if you get my point.

WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THIS, I THINK, IS THAT THERE’S A LOT OF INTERNAL UNHAPPINESS AT THE BUREAU: In Memo To Staff, Comey defends releasing FBI’s Clinton report before holiday weekend.

PERHAPS HE WENT TO BROWN: Male Vogue intern: I was fired for wearing high heels.

WELL, BROWN: Tampons coming to men’s rooms at Brown University.

JAMES TARANTO: Political Anxiety Disorder: Now it’s Democrats on the verge of panic. “That’s right, Krugman is pre-emptively blaming the media for Mrs. Clinton’s prospective loss. Among his complaints is that they won’t vouch for the Clinton Foundation’s pristineness.”

WHY PEOPLE LIKE TO POP PIMPLES.

21ST CENTURY CRIME: Florida Woman mistakenly sets wrong car on fire.

There’s a correct car to set on fire?

DIVERSITY UPDATE: Professors Tell Students: Disagree With Climate Change? Shut Up, Get Out.

FASTER, PLEASE: The Stem Cell Gun That Can Heal Severe Burns.