IT’S LIKE HIS WHOLE “CONVERSION” WAS JUST OPPORTUNISTIC: Bernie Sanders Leaves the Democratic Party.

FRANCE: Marion Le Pen: Christians Must Stand Up To Islam; Young Patriots Should Join The Military Like Me.

TEST DRIVE: 2016 Dodge Charger V-6 8-speed Automatic.

THEY TOLD ME IF TRUMP GOT THE NOMINATION, SEGREGATION WOULD MAKE A COMEBACK. AND THEY WERE RIGHT! Video: Black Lives Matter Segregates Reporters by Race.

GALLUP: Clinton Image At Lowest Point In Two Decades.

AN ALMOST BREITBARTIAN ESCALATION: WikiLeaks releases hacked DNC voicemails. “The very fact the DNC voicemail system has been hacked is embarrassing and could augur the release of far more damaging material later.”

FUNNY, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE ANTI-GUN PEOPLE SAID WOULD HAPPEN: Woopsies, gunplay didn’t disrupt Republican convention. “Last week’s Republican convention proved that the Second Amendment works. A major push to limit gun rights failed, and citizens carried arms openly in Cleveland outside the convention — including at protests — with no problems.”

YOU DIDN’T “RETIRE,” PUTZ — YOU RESIGNED IN DISGRACE: Anthony Weiner: I’d Come Out Of Retirement To Beat Trump, Jr. For NYC Mayor.

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LIFE AMONG THE OLIGARCHS: Silicon Valley Elites Get Home Loans With No Money Down.

POLITICALLY INCORRECT AD OF THE YEAR:

WHEN TO GET SCREENED FOR SKIN CANCER. Personally, I see a dermatologist once a year. And call me a cynic, but I’m suspicious that the emphasis switched overnight from “early detection” to “screenings are unnecessary” right after ObamaCare became law.

POCKET GUIDE TO THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION AND PHILLY’S STREET ACTION: Based on feedback. So, bumped from last night. Two essays that serve as quick references for combating red fascism. Read’em on your mobile device. Dr. Tom Sowell’s analytic summary. Next: I examine three red left icons.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: How to Unlock Your Phone’s Trusty Call-Blocking Powers.

A JOURNOLIST REMINDER: There was this email group, called Journolist, where journalists got together and talked about how to bury stories that hurt Democrats and push stories that hurt Republicans. Here’s a list of the members.

MATT DRUDGE IS ON THE CASE:

HILLARY CRONY LEON PANETTA: DONALD TRUMP “TRULY NOT QUALIFIED TO BE PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES.”

Panetta served (disastrously) as Secretary of Defense for a former rookie senator with excellent trouser creases who was previously a failed community organizer.

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FOUR WAYS DONALD TRUMP IS LIVING RENT-FREE IN THE DNC’S HEAD.

Funny, they didn’t seem to lose too much sleep over John McCain or Mitt Romney.