UM… NO: Why You Should Stop Sleeping Late On The Weekends.

IT’S ALSO BY AND LARGE TIRESOME AND FULL OF PSEUDO SERIOUSNESS: Stop Writing Dystopian Sci-Fi—It’s Making Us All Fear Technology.  There is a right way to write the end of the world with HOPE and faith in humanity. I recommend a shot of Ringo’s Black Tide Rising.  And call us in the morning.

HE EXPECTED A FAIR FIGHT WITH A CLINTON: For this alone, he should be judged mentally incompetent for the presidency.

WHICH PART OF WE THE PEOPLE DO YOU THINK THEY DON’T GET? Illinois just quietly passed a law that makes it a felony to record the police without consent.  Very simple, all government and government employees should understand, yes, we are INDEED the boss of you.  That’s why this is America.

WELL, THEN, ABOUT TIME: Plutonium-238 Is Produced In America For The First Time In Almost 30 Years.

THE TIMES WE LIVE IN:So depressing it’s almost funny.

YOU’RE NOT FAT: You’re a victim of FGF21 mutation.

AND NOW FOR THE REAL CRISIS! Tutu makers are in dangerously short supply, says London’s Royal Opera House.

IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE ORGANIZED TO BE AN INVASION: Wave of refugees to Europe an “organized invasion” says Czech PM.

SMILE WHEN YOU SAY THAT TO A GUY HOLDING A CABER: Scotland’s national dish is an ‘imposter’ and was invented by Vikings, claims master butcher.

WHEN BRITS STOP BEING POLITE: (Britain’s)Defense secretary Michael Fallon: suspend the human rights act to protect our troops.

IT’S TIME TO PLAY GUESS THAT PARTY: Pornographic email scandal ripples through Pennsylvania politics.

CONTEMPLATING: The Unbearable Lightness of Neil deGrasse Tyson.

HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED: ‘MUSLIM PRANKSTER’ Shot After Throwing Fake ‘Backpack Bomb’ at Wrong Dude in Video Prank. In fact, my comment after viewing one of their videos a while back was that if someone had done this to me I would have shot him.

UPDATE: Bob Owens says it’s not true. It will be, if they keep it up. And US imitators are likely to have shorter lifespans.

New prank video fun: Throwing pig carcasses into mosques. For the lulz! Although that wouldn’t put anyone in fear of death or great bodily injury, I predict that media would treat a violent reaction as completely understandable.

AT AMAZON, Year-End Deals on Everything!

HMM: Jim Webb Attacks Clinton With Eye on Independent Run. “The lengthy condemnation on Facebook, which said, among other things that ‘Clinton should be called to account for her inept leadership that brought about the chaos in Libya,’ came just days before the end of the year, which his team had previously told CNN would be reasonable time for them to make a decision about an independent bid.”

A Trump-Webb 2016 fusion ticket?

SHOCKER: CBS Muslim Panel Accidentally Includes Professional Leftist Obama Operative.

I’D BE HAPPIER IF WE JUST HAD A TAX CODE THAT MADE SENSE: Small Businesses Get a Permanent Tax Break on Buying Equipment.

THE PROBLEM WITH SELF-DRIVING CARS: Who Controls The Code? That’s actually the problem with practically everything nowadays.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, LEGAL EDUCATION EDITION: Law School Tuition Still Too High.