THIS IS A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION. WHERE IS AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL? Overdue Taxes? Now You Could Lose Your U.S. Passport.

And, no, I’m serious.

DISCOVERING MICRO-AGGRESSIONS: Micro passive-aggressive analysis.

YOU CAN’T REPEAL THE LAWS OF ECONOMICS: It’s a science, not a suggestion. Head In The Clouds.

THEY HATE US, THEY REALLY HATE US: More anti-gun-owner fantasies.  The idea that we can oppose their brilliant plans for us, just upsets our aristos no end.

IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE FOR OUR ELITES BUT: The Thought Screen Helmet Stops Space Aliens From Abducting Humans. (Yes, it’s a joke.  Well, I don’t know if it knows it’s a joke, but it’s a joke.)

BUT ONLY BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT OF CHOCOLATE HAMMERS: In Wake of Terrorist Attacks, France Looks to Fight ISIS with Cultural Preservation.

THE SOUNDS OF YESTERYEAR: An Archive of 10,000 Cylinder Recordings Readied for the Spotify Era.

THE GADGET YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOU WANTED: Tabletop Moonshine Still.

WOULDN’T REPEAL EUTHANASIA BE MORE HUMANE:  After all its end of life is very expensive. ObamaCare’s imploding even without repeal.

SPEAKING OF RIDICULOUS: College leaders’ pathetic appeasement of campus fascists.

REALLY?  THAT WAS HIS EXCUSE: Jared Pleads Guilty, Blames Subway Diet.

IT’S COME TO THIS: Global warming in Oxford?

WHAT IS OVER THERE: Brussels still on highest alert.  Schools, subway system closed.