MORE TROUBLE FOR PAT ROBERTS IN HIS STRUGGLE TO FIGHT OFF CHALLENGER MILT WOLF: Kansas Senator’s Sporty Car Registered in … Virginia?

VIDEO: I Am A Ukrainian.

UNDERSTANDING the left’s grip on media.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Stripclubs Now Recruiting College Students in School Newspapers.

KEITH HENNESSEY: Why High Government Debt Is A Problem.

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HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE, PORNSTAR EDITION: “At a private, top-10 university like Duke where the full cost of attendance is steadily creeping to $60,000 a year, Lauren said she turns to the adult film industry to help supplement her financial aid.”

THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW: Police arrest a woman for failing to return 9-year-overdue J-Lo VHS.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: The Scent Of Your Earwax May Yield Valuable Information. “Warning: It doesn’t get any less gross from here.”

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MY USA TODAY COLUMN: Administrative Bloat, Astronomical Tuition, And What To Do About It.

CUSTOMER SERVICE: Competitor Takes Over Verizon’s West Virginia Landlines; Complaints Drop Nearly 70%.

CHARLIE MARTIN: 13 Weeks: The Problem Of Exercise.

NINE DEAD IN KIEV, as riots erupt in Ukraine.

GOOGLE GLASS: For its wearable computer to be accepted, Google must convince people that the device isn’t creepy.

WELL, THEY SHOULD: Buyer’s Remorse: Economist Poll Finds 71% of Obama Supporters “Regret” Voting For His Re-Election. That includes 55 percent of Democrats. But will the GOP be smart enough to capitalize on it?

FAUSTA WERTZ IS liveblogging today’s Venezuelan protests.

READER BOOK RECOMMENDATION: Reader Roger Lee asks that I plug his friend Leslie Ann Keatley’s The Sea Wall. Done!

NUCLEAR PRACTICE: Inside A Rehearsal For Armageddon.

BAD NEWS: GOP Leadership folded on debt-ceiling vote. Good News: It was nearly all Dems who voted “yes,” and now they have to run on that.

WAR ON WOMEN: Ex-Rep. Mel Reynolds arrested in Zimbabwe on pornography, immigration charges.

Former congressman Melvin Reynolds (D-Ill.) has been arrested by immigration officers in Zimbabwe, the Associated Press reports.

An immigration official, Ario Mabika, told AP that Reynolds was arrested for an immigration violation and possessing pornography. The state-run newspaper also reports Reynolds has failed to pay more than $24,000 in hotel bills.

Reynolds served briefly in Congress in the mid-1990s before being convicted on charges that included sexual assault and solicitation of child pornography. He was also later convicted of financial and campaign fraud.

Former president Bill Clinton commuted Reynolds’s sentence with two years remaining on it in 2001.

No relation, I hasten to note.

HMM: Apple’s merger chief met in secret with Tesla CEO Elon Musk.

IT’S DECEPTION ALL THE WAY DOWN: A Deceptive California Bill On Campus Rape. You want to turn colleges into finishing schools for girls? This is the way.

RICHARD EPSTEIN: Reckless Unions. “San Jose and other local governments could be on the brink of bankruptcy. The unions are playing a reckless game. If they don’t back off, they may dig the bankruptcy hole deep enough that their fully accrued benefits could easily be put in jeopardy as well. California’s appellate court should affirm the constitutionality of Measure B, and avoid a far worse fate.”