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A RARE JOURNALISM SIGHTING: CNN Confronts Jesse Jackson Over Chicago’s High Gun Violence Despite Draconian Gun Laws.

OUCH: Nebraska Jews Recall Senator Chuck Hagel as “Unfriendly” and “Unmovable” on Israel, “Didn’t Give a Damn About the Jewish Community.”

THE ATLANTIC: This Is What Teachers Learning to Shoot Guns Look Like.

MICHAEL LEDEEN: Vladimir Bukovsky, The Greatest Subversive of Our Times.

A WHITE HOUSE PETITION TO Pardon David Gregory and others for violating D.C.’s gun laws as they violate the Second Amendment.

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MARK STEYN: Laws Are For Little People. And Not David Gregory.

This is, declared NYU professor Jay Rosen, “the dumbest media story of 2012.” Why? Because, as CNN’s Howard Kurtz breezily put it, everybody knows David Gregory wasn’t “planning to commit any crimes.”

So what? Neither are the overwhelming majority of his fellow high-capacity-magazine-owning Americans. Yet they’re expected to know, as they drive around visiting friends and family over Christmas, the various and contradictory gun laws in different jurisdictions. Ignorantia juris non excusat is one of the oldest concepts in civilized society: Ignorance of the law is no excuse. Back when there was a modest and proportionate number of laws, that was just about doable. But in today’s America there are laws against everything, and any one of us at any time is unknowingly in breach of dozens of them. And in this case NBC were informed by the D.C. police that it would be illegal to show the thing on TV, and they went ahead and did it anyway: You’ll never take me alive, copper! You’ll have to pry my high-capacity magazine from my cold dead fingers! When the D.C. SWAT team, the FBI, and the ATF take out NBC News and the whole building goes up in one almighty fireball, David Gregory will be the crazed loon up on the roof like Jimmy Cagney in White Heat: “Made it, Ma! Top of the world!” At last, some actual must-see TV on that lousy network.

But, even if we’re denied that pleasure, the “dumbest media story of 2012” is actually rather instructive. David Gregory intended to demonstrate what he regards as the absurdity of America’s lax gun laws. Instead, he’s demonstrating the ever greater absurdity of America’s non-lax laws. His investigation, prosecution, and a sentence of 20–30 years with eligibility for parole after ten (assuming Mothers Against High-Capacity Magazines don’t object) would teach a far more useful lesson than whatever he thought he was doing by waving that clip under LaPierre’s nose.

To Howard Kurtz & Co., it’s “obvious” that Gregory didn’t intend to commit a crime. But, in a land choked with laws, “obviousness” is one of the first casualties — and “obviously” innocent citizens have their “obviously” well-intentioned actions criminalized every minute of the day. Not far away from David Gregory, across the Virginia border, eleven-year-old Skylar Capo made the mistake of rescuing a woodpecker from the jaws of a cat and nursing him back to health for a couple of days. For her pains, a federal Fish & Wildlife gauleiter accompanied by state troopers descended on her house, charged her with illegal transportation of a protected species, issued her a $535 fine, and made her cry. Why is it so “obvious” that David Gregory deserves to be treated more leniently than a sixth grader? Because he’s got a TV show and she hasn’t?

Pretty much.

CHANGE: Mattel and Hasbro ‘terrified’: Do kids want gadgets more than toys?

The 2012 holiday season may have been the worst for retailers since the financial crisis, with sales growth far below expectations, forcing many to offer massive post-Christmas discounts in hopes of shedding excess inventory. While chains like Wal-Mart Stores Inc and Gap Inc are thought to have done well, analysts expect much less from the likes of Barnes & Noble Inc and J. C. Penney Co. . . .

While hot toys such as certain Mattel Inc Barbie dolls performed well, toymakers worry that traditional children’s gifts may lose out long-term to high-tech gadgets.

“The top two guys, Mattel and Hasbro, they are terrified,” Sean McGowan, managing director of equity research at Needham & Company, told the Financial Times. “They should be terrified, but the official party line is they’re not terrified.”

They should be.

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FASTER, PLEASE: Culprit behind osteoarthritis pain identified.

The researchers assessed development of pain-related behaviors and concomitant changes in dorsal root ganglia (DRG), nerves that carry signals from sensory organs toward the brain. They found that a chemokine known as monocyte chemoattractant protein (MCP)-1 (CCL2) and its receptor, chemokine receptor 2 (CCR2), are central to the development of pain associated with knee OA. . . .

Mice that lack Ccr2 (knockout mice) also developed mechanical allodynia, but this began to resolve from eight weeks onward. Despite having severe allodynia and structural knee joint damage equal to that in normal mice, Ccr2-knockout mice did not develop movement-provoked pain behaviors at eight weeks.

Interesting, though this appears to be just one piece of the puzzle.

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POINTS AND FIGURES: The Multiplier Effect of Government Spending Is Zero, So Lower Spending After The “Fiscal Cliff” Won’t Hurt The Economy.

I LIKE SPICY FOOD, BUT I’M DRAWING THE LINE HERE: Spicy Soup Burns a Hole in Man’s Stomach. “The man ate something called mala soup, which means ‘numbing hot.’ Which also apparently means ‘will burn a hole in your stomach.’ The man chose the spiciest version of the soup, and had to be rushed to the hospital because he began throwing up blood.”

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DOUG BERMAN: Fascinating federal “gun control” criminal charges in wake of NY ambush murder-suicide.

THE RISE OF THE BACKPACK. When I transferred from Bearden Jr. High in Knoxville, to Maryville Jr. High in Maryville, I got ahead of the curve — lots of people carried backpacks at Bearden (generally Army surplus knapsacks), but nobody did in Maryville and people thought it was weird. They got used to it after a while.

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PROFESSOR BAINBRIDGE ON LEGAL EDUCATION: “I think Deans like Rodriguez should put their administrative house in order first. At my school, and I’m sure at many others, the number of administrators, program directors, and other bureaucrats has increased dramatically. See Roland A. Cass & John H. Garvey, Law School Leviathan: Expanding Administrative Growth, 35 U. Tol. L. Rev. 37 (2003), which notes that the growth in the numbers of law school administrators has outpaced growth in those of faculty and students. Of course, the problem is not limited to law schools. . . . But that’s no excuse for law school deans like Rodriguez to ignore the problem of administrator bloat.”

JAMES PETHOKOUKIS ON THE DEBT CEILING: America’s Sorry Day Of Reckoning. “The feds have plenty of dough to pay bondholders and run auctions to roll over maturing debt. In 2013, according to the Congressional Budget Office, the net interest expense of the US government will be approximately $218 billion, while revenue will be nearly $3 trillion. . . . See, the real debt ceiling is the one eventually imposed by global financial markets at some point on a profligate Washington. When that happens, Congress won’t be able to raise the ceiling even if it wants to. The only options then to avoid a financial crisis will be draconian austerity — both massive tax hikes and brutal entitlement cuts.”

NUMBERS: A Briton is 5 times more likely to die from government health care than an American is to die from a gunshot.

HOWARD NEMEROV: ‘Gun Control Fails,’ Say Statistics from … Gun-Control Advocates. “In response to Ezra Klein’s report titled “Twelve facts about guns and mass shootings in the United States,” below are eight fictions about gun control. Do note: all data cited below are from sources supportive of gun control.”