FRITZ SCHRANCK HAS SOME THOUGHTS on CB radio and speed limits.

JIM MILLER WRITES THAT the French don’t understand us.

FLAGRANT UNILATERALISM:

France escaped hefty fines today despite flagrantly breaching EU rules on running the single currency.

The let-off from the European Commission triggered fresh attacks on the euro’s credibility, with warnings that the UK could not be expected to join the currency while others were allowed to ignore the rules.

The Commission acknowledges that the French government is failing to keep its economy in line with EU requirements.

But this afternoon in Brussels it ducked the embarrassing option of punishing a country which says its domestic requirements on spending and deficits mean it cannot meet the strictures of the much-maligned Stability and Growth Pact.

These people have no respect for international agreements. . . .

BRAD DELONG DEMONSTRATES that he doesn’t understand the meaning of the word “figurative.”

Here’s a helpful illustration of the difference:

Literal: Joan didn’t want to put her silk blanket in her automatic dryer. Although it was January, she risked putting it on the clothesline. The winter wind gently tossed the lacy blanket.

Figurative: Joan looked out into her yard with great excitement. Overnight, a layer of snow had covered the ground. The winter wind gently tossed the lacy blanket.

In the second example, you see, there’s not an actual lacy blanket, just a bunch of snow. But we use the term because it’s evocative and adds color.

As my comment noted, Paul Krugman is now accusing Donald Luskin of stalking him in the literal, not figurative sense. I, on the other hand, was using the term in a figurative, not literal sense.

Tune in tomorrow for another episode of “English 101 for Economics Professors.”

UPDATE: Justin Katz emails:

I propose these examples:

Figurative: Glenn Reynolds tore the heart out of Brad DeLong’s argument.

Literal: Head thuggee Mola Ram tore the heart out of his human sacrifices in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

Context makes it clear that you used “stalking” figuratively, having drawn the term from Luskin’s column, which drew it from Krugman’s then-figurative slur of “stalker-in-chief.” In contrast, Krugman has, as you suggest, now shifted to the literal sense, actually specifying “stalked me personally” in his television appearance.

Yes, “actually stalked me personally” doesn’t seem at all figurative to me. But I promise not to “personally” tear Brad DeLong’s heart out in any literal sense.

And really, Temple of Doom? Can’t we get an example from one of the good Indiana Jones movies? [LATER: Don’t get upset, Justin, it was still a good example!]

ANOTHER UPDATE: When he’s done with his English Comp homework, perhaps DeLong should look at these charges that Paul Krugman is, um, excessively close to certain anti-semitic Malaysian political figures.

ARMED LIBERAL is claiming vindication. I think he’s right.

ANNE HAIGHT watched the Columbine video and has comments. Excerpt: “neither of these guys knows jack shit about how to correctly hold a firearm.”

Watch out for those bellicose women.

ATROCITY, AMERICAN STYLE: Proof, as if any were needed, that Al Jazeera is desperate.

GREG BURCH is jumping on the Condi Rice for Vice President bandwagon.

A FRIGHTENING STORY ABOUT BIZARRE ANTISEMITIC CONSPIRACY THEORIES among American muslims.

UPDATE: Steve Antler makes a highly relevant observation on this subject.

MY THOUGHTS ON BREAKING THE LAW, and oral sex, over at GlennReynolds.com.

A CYNIC might advise Israel to simply kill all the Palestinians. After all, the world doesn’t seem to mind mass murder:

The pictures that the committee has procured — and now published, together with a report called “The Hidden Gulag” — are satellite photographs of North Korean concentration camps. With remarkable clarity they show, for example, the contours of Yodok, one of the most notorious prison camps in North Korea: the barracks and “villages” inhabited by different categories of prisoners, including political prisoners; the mines, the flour mill, the farms where prisoners work; the cemetery. They also show the outlines of Bukchang, another vast camp, including its cement factory, its hospital, its punishment barracks, its school for prisoners’ children. Distinct objects, including the high walls that enclose the camps, are clearly visible.

Claudia Rosett has more. The Israelis are, of course, too humane to subject the Palestinians to the genocide that the Palestinians would surely visit on them if positions were reversed.

For this, however, the Israelis get no credit, from the world that is busy ignoring what is going on in North Korea.

UPDATE: Reader Joe Hrutka emails:

Scary, professor, all they would have to do is announce universal health care and education, shut the borders and kill anyone they want. Or denounce George W. Bush as a warmonger. Then they get a free pass. Call it the Castro technique.

It does look that way, doesn’t it?

TIRED OF THE LEFT AND RIGHT? Visit the Centrist Coalition.

BRANCH OUT: By reading this week’s Carnival of the Vanities, and enjoying posts from blogs you haven’t read before!

CHIEF WIGGLES is supposed to be on MSNBC tonight, in a segment about his Iraqi Toy Drive.

WELL, DUH:

AS the ratings have rolled in for the first three weeks of the new television season, one question has dominated the conversations inside the industry’s executive suites: what the heck is going on? . . .

And men between 18 and 24 are apparently deserting television in droves. So far this year nearly 20 percent fewer men in that advertiser-friendly demographic are watching television during prime time than during the same period last year.

They can’t all be reading blogs — but if network executives were reading blogs, they wouldn’t be so baffled. Heck, if they were watching their own shows, they wouldn’t be so baffled. . . .

UPDATE: As further evidence of cluelessness, they’re trying to keep people from “stealing” stuff that they can’t give away.

THE RUMSFELD MEMO SHOULDN’T HAVE LEAKED. That’s not because it’s bad — I agree with Bryan Preston on the substance:

The press seems to be spinning it, and the Dems are of course spinning it too, as a direct refutation of all the Bush administration’s positive public statements on the progress of the war. It is no such thing. It’s a strategic document, written to force its small circle of recipients to think about a finite set of circumstances within the larger context of the war, and to justify their positions on the US progress or lack thereof with respect to those circumstances. It is the kind of memo a leader writes to his subordinates when he wants them to maintain focus and think about broad ways to win the war in the long term.

Frankly, I think this memo shows that Rumsfeld understands the war perhaps better than anyone else in Washington. Mindful of the successes in Afghanistan and Iraq and elsewhere, he also has his eye on the big picture and the difficulties ahead. He wants DoD to become more agile in dealing with a very agile threat. He wants no one under his command to rest on their laurels. Never one to be confused with Sister Mary Sunshine, Rumsfeld wants his troops to think long and hard and come up with solutions to the broad institutional problems that make fighting a small band of terrorists perhaps the most difficult task DoD has faced to date.

I disagree with Preston, though, about the real damage done by the leak. The real damage isn’t that it gives our enemies a window into our military thinking, though that’s certainly damaging. The real damage is that when this sort of self-examination — which is essential to winning any war — becomes the subject of leaks and bad press, you tend to get less of it.

As with the Plame affair, the reporter should be subpoenaed, and the leaker should be canned, or jailed. This sort of thing shouldn’t be leaking.

UPDATE: Porphyrogenitus calls the memo leak the latest development in the war against the war against terror.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Virginia Postrel weighs in.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Unfogged calls the USA Today story about the memo “nasty, slimy spin,” and observes:

If you wonder why public officials speak in vague and uninformative generalities and never level with the public, this piece of work by USA Today should answer your question. Thanks, guys.

I agree that the USA Today story takes what should be a positive development — U.S. officials trying to do a good job and engaging in self-criticism — and twists it into a negative story.

I wonder what they would have done with the World War II inquiry into why our torpedoes weren’t working? Of course, if they’d published that, FDR likely would have thrown them in jail, posthaste.

LT Smash, recently returned from the Gulf and Iraq, writes:

These are precisely the kinds of topics that our military leaders need to be discussing. But given the strategic implications of these questions, this should be an internal discussion, not one that is splashed across the front page of the USA TODAY.

I join Glenn Reynolds in calling on the government to subpoena the reporters who wrote this story and compel them to give up their source.

This leaker isn’t a whistleblower who deserves protection. This was an act of treason.

And where are all the people who were screaming about the Plame leak?

MORE: John Cole is unhappy with the spin that has been put on this memo. And David Tucker observes:

Even critics of the war on terrorism would probably agree that Rumsfeld is cautious in assessing what we have accomplished so far. He could have claimed more. That he does not, shows that that the purpose of the memo, as his spokesman claimed, is to push and prod his subordinates. By claiming more, he might make them relax. Instead, he is pushing them to do even better.

This is the first reason why this memo is good news. It shows, if we needed further proof, that Rumsfeld is not prone to complacency.

Read the whole thing. And marvel, yet again, how the press’s “zero defects” approach to (this) war causes it, yet again, to miss the real story.

Too bad there’s not a “zero defects” approach to reporting, eh?

And I still think the reporter on this leak should be subpoenaed.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Ted Nolan emails:

Isn’t this exactly a page from Cohen’s _Supreme Command_ that everybody in DC claimed to be reading last year? Describing what civillian overseers are _supposed_ to be doing? Have they all forgotten already?

If people in Washington read all the books they “claimed to be reading,” we’d be better off. At least they’d have less time for mischief, with all that reading. . . .

Reader Greg Schwinghammer echoes this:

The USA Today story regarding the leaked Rumsfeld memo reminds me of an old airline commercial. It starts in a football locker room at halftime with the coach demanding, “we need to tackle better; we need to catch passes; we need to execute and play smart; and somebody please tell me how they are getting to our quarterback!” One player says, “Coach, aren’t we ahead by 35 points?” And the coach says, “that’s the problem I’m talking about. As soon as we get comfortable, we stop getting better as a football team.”

I started my adult life as an Army officer, and the most important thing we did on every training exercise was careful after action reports. We did self- critiques on everything, from rail loading the tanks to the gunnery ranges to combined live fire exercises. The AAR was always considered the most important part of the exercise, where you took stock and figured out how to do things better. I’ve received many emails forwarded by soldier buddies including after action reports and “lessons learned” from Afghanistan and Iraq. Senior NCOs send tips to their friends, and the lessons and reminders percolate through the Army. Rumsfeld is just doing exactly the same thing to make sure we are doing things right.

Indeed. But while Rumsfeld is trying to learn how to better fight this war, the press is still fighting Vietnam.

MORE: Eric Muller emails this link to the Rumsfeld memo, now on the Pentagon website, and says it’s thus not a leak, or why would the Pentagon have made it public? Hmm. It’s true that if Rumsfeld had released it before it was in USA Today it wouldn’t be a leak. But after? Well, then, when the CIA said that Valerie Plame worked there, did that mean. . . . . Ah, hell, never mind.

Anyway, Robert Tagorda has more thoughts.

STILL MORE: D’oh! I didn’t realize that Eric Muller had a blog post on this. But Eugene Volokh says he’s skeptical of Muller’s non-leak theory. As, obviously, am I. I rather doubt that Rumsfeld wanted this publicized. The spinning in Muller’s comments is amusing, though.

MORE YET: Another reader asks the unasked question:

The big unanswered question here is where is the equivalent Memo (and introspection) from the State Department?

Where, indeed?

YET MORE: Reader Marty Lederman emails that he doesn’t think that the spin on the press stories is anti-Rumsfeld at all. I suppose it’s a matter of interpretation, but it sure seems negative to me.

YEP, EVEN MORE: Sure sounds like a leak to me:

Official: Rumsfeld ‘Livid’ Over Memo Leak

Call me crazy, but I’m staying with the leak theory, for now.

AND EVEN MORE THAN THAT: Tacitus agrees that it was a leak, and speculates on who leaked it.

FINALLY: A reader notes that this is just the latest in a series of splashy “leak” stories that all generate bad publicity for the White House and DoD, to the benefit of the CIA.

Heads should have rolled there after 9/11. They should be rolling now.

SORRY FOR THE LATE START: Things are pretty busy for me this week. More later.

THE NEW YORK TIMES’ JOHN MARKOFF got a lot of heat for likening blogs to CB radio. Lots of people said that he doesn’t understand blogs. But in my TechCentralStation column for tomorrow, I note that the real problem is that he doesn’t understand CB radio.

UPDATE: This Jesse Walker piece on the rebellious aspects of CB radio is worth reading, too.

HERE’S WHAT the Denial-of-Service attack did, gouging a huge chunk out of today’s traffic. Judging by this, some people did manage to get through, though I wasn’t one of them.

DEROY MURDOCK has more on the Saddam / terror connection.

THANKS to the folks who hit the tipjar. Your thank-you notes were delayed by the hack attack, but will be forthcoming.

In answer to someone who asked if a donation would ensure that I’d keep blogging: No. InstaPundit is a labor of love. If it stops being fun, I’ll stop doing it. No danger of that happening anytime soon, but no guarantees, either. Like Tom Sawyer and the fence, if I start feeling obliged to do it, it’ll stop being fun.

THE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE is blasting Paul Krugman for anti-Semitism.

UPDATE: Reader Daniel Jacobson suggests that this should really read “blasting Paul Krugman for being soft on anti-Semitism.” He’s right.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Meanwhile, Krugman critic Don Luskin is being accused of being an econogonzo journalist.

SOME INTERESTING THOUGHTS on what will happen when blogs get really popular.

Sadly, there’s no reference to me owning a Gulfstream.

IT’S ALL HOW YOU SAY IT: Mickey Kaus was dissing Harvey Weinstein years ago, but didn’t suffer horrible retribution. [That’s because he had me to keep him out of trouble — Ed. Good point!]

OXBLOG’S PATRICK BELTON points to a fascinating article on Cuba in the Financial Times. Conclusion: Cuba is a poverty-ridden police state, not a workers’ paradise. Go figure.