PLANES, TRAINS AND BIRTHDAY SUITS:

• “Fun City: Crazed Naked Guy Terrorizes New York City Subway Passengers” — The Smoking Gun

• “Naked woman creates ruckus on Delta flight to New York” — USA Today

A few years ago, a German entrepreneur made headlines when he proposed all-nude charter flights. Near as well can tell, that idea appears to have never taken off; perhaps these two early adopters are now trying to force the idea upon the States. On the other hand, when Republican Congressmen are now posing (if not yet legislating) shirtlessly, how far behind can it be?

So to speak.