STOP THE WORLD, I WANT TO GET OFF:

“Liberals in southern Arizona seek to form new state” — Reuters.

“I’ll be busy for the next week or so on a shoot. The job’s in Texas, which naturally made me think of an old post of mine called Dear Texas, which half-jokingly attempts to persuade Texas to secede from the Union so we can have a place of freedom to flee to once Obama, Soros, and the like take over the country completely and turn it into their utopian nightmare.”  — Conservative campaign ad and viral video producer Ladd Ehlinger Jr.

And just because: “MILF drops secession plan on Malaysia’s advice” — GMA News.

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