“THIS NEW ROOMMATE IS DRIVING ME NUTS:” Since guestblogging is all the rage this week, Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi checks in after a long absence with a new post at Iowahawk, via whatever Internet service Hell offers (presumably WebTV, or an eMachine on dial-up running Windows Me ).  The Z-Man discusses his very special new roommate, and how things are working out in their new and remarkably hostile hostel: “Just like that infidel movie of yours, Groundhog Day, except you really don’t want to know what they use the groundhogs for. Trust me.”

Needless to say, a strong language warning applies. Hey, it’s not like he’s blogging with the angels, you know.