LIVING LONGER BY HAVING SEX. “The typical man who has 350 orgasms a year, versus the national average of around a quarter of that, lives about four years longer.” They’re better years, too. . . .

UPDATE: Dave Price emails:

I still remember vividly a front-page Chicago Tribune piece from the 1990s (my late teens) that listed different factors and what effect they had on lifespan. By far the largest positive effect was “1000 or more orgasms per year” at something ridiculous like +19 years.

It’s fair to say this information has been a major influence on my life.

And several readers wonder if there’s a synergistic effect with drinking red wine. I say: Why take any chances?