DISAPPOINT-MINT: “Breath mints packaged in a tin can poking fun at President Barack Obama have been pulled from the shelves at the University of Tennessee bookstore after local legislator Joe Armstrong told store officials he was offended by the mints.”

They told me if I voted for John McCain, we’d see creepy censorship of political humor. And they were right!

UPDATE: Reader Clifford Grout points out that Disappoint-Mints are being sold by The Nation.