ONCE BURNED, TWICE SHY:

I don’t think this hantavirus thing is anything to worry about. The pandemic risk is extremely low. But the problem is that our “public health authorities” permanently destroyed their credibility with covid, so if there ever is an apocalyptic pandemic nobody will believe them.

— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) May 7, 2026

IT’S TRUE: NPR admits colleges flag black students for admissions.

I VOTED FOR THIS: DOJ moves to block Nebraska tuition benefits for illegal immigrants.

IF AMERICA IS A CREEDAL NATION, THEN CAN WE DENATURALIZE AND DEPORT PEOPLE WHO COME HERE AND DON’T SUBSCRIBE TO THE CREED?

“There is no French culture” was weird when Macron said it, and “there is no common American culture” is also weird when a SCOTUS justice says it

— Adrian Vermeule (@Vermeullarmine) May 7, 2026

Because if not, what does “creedal nation” mean?

CHANGE: Border czar promises ‘mass deportations are coming’ to fulfill Trump’s promises.

Hey, if our beloved moderate president Ike could do it . . .

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:

Ivy League Grads Slip Below County Fair Carnies On Forbes List Of Most Desirable Employee Candidates https://t.co/xg3muNUneE pic.twitter.com/jpGKTcwX0l

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 7, 2026

I MISS THE OLD DAYS: Free Pizza For Reading: Parents Say It Still Works Like Magic: You could read a book without free pizza, but why would you?

WELL, GOOD: The JOLTS Report Shows a Healthy Labor Market, Not a ‘Sluggish’ One.

IT’S HARD TO DEFEND THE INDEFENSIBLE: Letterman defends Colbert—poorly: In an NYT interview, Santa David made a case that failed like a Colbert monologue.

TODAY’S DEMOCRATS: Democratic Sex Therapist Making Strong Run for Texas House Seat Slams ‘Jews Who Own Hollywood,’ the ‘Synagogue of Satan,’ and Israeli ‘Blood Money’ in Wild Social Media Rants.

IT’S A CRAZY THOUGHT, BUT JUST MAYBE.

Allowing Democrat justices to delay the redistricting decision for months solely for political reasons after allowing them to delay Dobbs—even after it was leaked and Roberts’ conservative colleagues were being targeted for assassination—might be a major reason why people think… https://t.co/4oJnGT7knm

— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) May 7, 2026

CRUSH THEM: It’s Going to Be a Long, Very Hot Summer in Blue Cities. “Expect more riots. More political assassination attempts (hopefully thwarted). More attacks on Jews and synagogues. More of everything that is tearing our society apart.”

PROPAGANDA, INDEED:

In left-wing identity categorisations, the woman on the left is regarded as brown and the woman on the right a white European coloniser.

Imagine how much propaganda it has taken that this has become a widespread belief. They look like sisters. https://t.co/ZocsqoDJCH

— Rachel Moiselle (@RachelMoiselle) May 6, 2026

IT’S CALLED MORONWORLD.

What? South Carolina has a black Senator. His name is Tim Scott. He’s a Republican. You can’t gerrymander Senate seats. What world do these people live in? pic.twitter.com/OTXcdNVJIj

— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) May 7, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

THAT’S NICE. NOW EXPEL THEM, PROSECUTE THEM, AND SUE THEM.

BREAKING: The Cornell President just obliterated the extremist students who surrounded his car.

Rather than surrendering to them and apologizing, he directly called out their unlawful behavior.

This is what true leadership looks like. pic.twitter.com/8oE3ImnnAM

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) May 6, 2026

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: These 2 companies want to start removing space junk from orbit in 2027.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Choice of Tea or Coffee Could Affect Risk of Osteoporosis in Older Women.

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY. (ALSO THE 20TH AND 19TH). French nudist resort being overrun by international swingers who are banging on the beach.

DEI IS A SCAM.

Attend every single DEI training and seminar your company offers, required or not.

Better odds than buying a lottery ticket. https://t.co/5L6Oiyaprf

— Oilfield Rando (@Oilfield_Rando) May 5, 2026

COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: AAA Finds EV Range Drops 39% in Cold Weather and Costs Jump.

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: DOJ Sues City of Denver Calling its ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban an Unconstitutional Infringement on 2A Rights.

I love this woman:

Just sued Denver. How’s your day going? https://t.co/dkPOk1d8hx

— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@HarmeetKDhillon) May 5, 2026

“SWAMP CROTCH?” Travelers are setting off TSA alarms for a really embarrassing reason — here’s what to know.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D):

>Danielle Weaver, 29
>High school teacher at Leesburg, Georgia
>Complained on TikTok about how “creepy” men are
>Married mother of two daughters
>Charged with child m0lestation and improper s*xual contact with a minor male student
>Accused of inappropriate s*xual contact with an… pic.twitter.com/QrAD8BdpE0

— Ambar (@Ambar_SIFF_MRA) May 4, 2026

IT’S MOSTLY ABOUT HATING TRUMP, AND AMERICA, I THINK: “I’m a professional liberal… and even I don’t think I could tell you what liberalism’s vision is, or who its leaders are, at this moment.”

At least that’s what I’m getting from the protests and, you know, the assassination attempts.