OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE:

Spaniards Horrified To See Their Country Turning Into Minnesota https://t.co/5mxIQrf5h0

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) July 31, 2026

NAME IT CERBERUS: 1st three-headed asteroid found in our solar system — and it has a little moon.

JUST IN TIME: For The First Time, The Large Hadron Collider May Have Detected Hints of Dark Matter.

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY:

Starlink filming Starship??

This is the future right here.

Flight 13 looking insane. pic.twitter.com/hHoQegLnRh

— The Omobible (@theomobible) July 31, 2026

ARE THERE DEEP SEVENS THERE TOO? Something Is Still Moving Beneath Venus’s Scorching Surface.

IT’S ARGININE: This Amino Acid May Help the Body Fight Tumors and Viral Infections.

CARS HAVE GOTTEN COMPLICATED: 2027 Slate Pickup First Drive: Simplicity Might Be Its Superpower.

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: The DOJ Backs Down: What the Post Office Carry Victory Actually Means For You.

WORST-KEPT SECRET ON THE PLANET: Airplane seats really are getting smaller. “And here’s the other part, seats have been getting smaller at the same time passengers have also been getting larger.”

Well, Leon certainly is.

I’M EXPECTING A MOON-SHATTERING KABOOM: A piece of a SpaceX rocket is about to hit the Moon.

QUARANTINE SPAIN: Italy suspends Schengen agreement with Spain after thousands of migrants storm border.

Finland, Austria join Italy’s call for Schengen border closures after mass migrant arrivals in Spain’s Ceuta: ‘Spain has completely failed to protect Schengen Area’s external border from infiltration,’ Finnish interior minister says.

IT WILL GET IN THE WAY OF THEM WAGING CHINESE-FUNDED LAWFARE: Environmentalists Condemn ‘Obscene’ FAA Space Licensing Proposal.

I WANT A HUMAN IN THE LOOP: The four most important words in healthcare right now.

BRENDAN O’NEILL: The invasion of Ceuta must be the final nail in the coffin of globalism. “For make no mistake – our rulers’ abandonment of our borders is a direct attack on us. They’re essentially saying there is nothing about the Spanish way of life or the British way of life that is worth defending. Your country, your communities, your history, your citizenship, your welfare state – it is all so spectacularly worthless that it isn’t even worth putting a fence around it to protect it from people from foreign lands. What the globalist elites depict as kindness to foreigners is in truth a savage assault on the rights and dignity of citizens. Enough is enough. Stop the boats. Fortify the borders. Save nationhood from these nihilists disguised as altruists.”

They are not spineless, they are complicit. They are not surrendering, they are cooperating.

BACK WHEN THE “SMART PEOPLE” WERE IN CHARGE:

Just a quick reminder that they arrested this guy for paddleboarding alone in the ocean during Covid while Anthony Fauci had dinner with Jake Tapper and his wife in DC and Gavin Newsome hosted a party with friends in California. pic.twitter.com/xUiXnAzwoo

— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) July 28, 2026

SHOCKER: Old Dominion shooting was ‘terror attack’ by student with ISIS ties: report.

CHANGE: UNC, Virginia Tech replace Harvard in Army fellowship. “The announcement follows a February directive from the Office of the Secretary of War restructuring the SSC Fellowship program to align military education with ‘American values.’ The DoW said it would replace previous partner schools with ‘a revised list of elite institutions offering equivalent programs’ while eliminating partnerships that no longer met the department’s objectives.”

JOHN ONDRASIK IS AN AMERICAN TREASURE:

I will be in NYC doing multiple performances recognizing the heroes and families who lost loved ones on this 25th anniversary of 9-11.

Details to come. 🇺🇸❤️ pic.twitter.com/l4V4CSCHsN

— John Ondrasik (@johnondrasik) July 30, 2026

I HAVE WARNED ABOUT THIS TOO:

In 2017 I watched as members of the DSA picked off well liked, competent local Democrat office holders in Western PA in low turnout out primary contests where Republicans had zero chances of winning in a general; reporting their formula to take over was working & would spread. https://t.co/AqYPN8CTGR

— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) July 31, 2026

IT’S AMAZING WHO’S BROKE SINCE USAID WAS SHUT DOWN: Don Surber: The DNC is broke: Its financial situation is as bankrupt as its communist ideas.

JUST ASSIGN HIM A BODYGUARD FROM THE SD: Jewish Democrat AG Won’t Attend Party’s Convention Due To Safety Concerns.

Why are any Jews still Democrats?

IT’S NO BUSINESS OF COMMIES HOW MUCH MONEY PRODUCTIVE CITIZENS HAVE: Abdul El-Sayed, Who Said Trump Tax Bill Benefited ‘Folks Who Don’t Really Need More Money,’ Claimed $26,000 Trump Tax Deduction: The Senate hopeful took advantage of the qualified business income deduction, a provision in the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act that Republicans extended in 2025.

THEY’RE BUMS: The Cornyn-Tillis Losers’ Revenge Tour Continues.

THESE DAYS “FAR RIGHT” JUST MEANS “RIGHT.”

Reminder…

Just a week before the invasion of Spain she called Elon’s (normal people’s) position on immigration “far right”. pic.twitter.com/3L8zkAlWH4

— C3 (@C_3C_3) July 30, 2026