OPEN THREAD: Party on.

HMM: Scientists May Have Found a New Cause of High Blood Pressure, And a Way to Treat It.

PUNCTUALITY IS WHITE SUPREMACY, GOOD MANNERS ARE WHITE SUPREMACY, ORIGINAL WRITING IS WHITE SUPREMACY, MILK IS WHITE SUPREMACY — IF THEY AREN’T CAREFUL PEOPLE WILL DECIDE WHITE SUPREMACY IS A GOOD THING:

We live in a world of morons… pic.twitter.com/7Jh0KKhpHf

— Matt Couch (@RealMattCouch) April 10, 2026

SCIENCE: Terror-adjacent socialists habitually lie about how tall they are, analysis finds. “An extensive Washington Free Beacon analysis found ample evidence to suggest that El-Sayed and Piker are lying about their actual size. In September 2015, Piker was photographed alongside former NFL wide receiver Drew Carter, who was officially listed at 6’3″ throughout his career. A visual analysis determined that Piker was at least 1-2 inches shorter than Carter. However, because Piker’s feet were not visible in the photo, we were unable to rule out the possibility that he was wearing lifts or standing on a box.”

Heh.

WOULD THAT BE ALL OF THEM? These Are the New Car Features That Can Be the Most Expensive to Repair in 2026.

THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: Did ChatGPT Help a Killer Plan a Mass Shooting at Florida State University?

NOT SO SHOCKING NEWS FROM THE WORLD OF SCIENCE: AI scans 72,585 suicide reports, finds emotional distress may precede 90% of deaths.

“BIRDS AREN’T REAL” USED TO BE A CONSPIRACY THEORY, NOW IT TURNS OUT TO HAVE JUST BEEN AHEAD OF ITS TIME: Can’t tell if it’s real? Robot birds could soon be nesting around National Parks.

Of course, that’s true of so many “conspiracy theories” lately.

I REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE TOLD US HUMANS WERE UNIQUELY VIOLENT: Chimpanzees in Uganda locked in vicious ‘civil war’, say researchers.

Related (From Ed):

Marco Rubio learning he’s being sent to quell the chimp uprising https://t.co/JkM0UMCr0U pic.twitter.com/qKpXIsCMeG

— Jay (@TheLobbyistGuy) April 10, 2026

OBESITY WILL EVENTUALLY BE A CHOICE: Foundayo, Wegovy and how GLP-1 weight-loss pills compare to shots.

MASSIVE RESISTANCE, STEALTH EDITION: UMich shutters DEI office, still spends $15.3 million on 162 diversity-related employees.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: NYU scraps live commencement speeches after pro-Palestine activism controversy erupts.

Admit crazy leftist theater kids, get crazy leftist theater.

AN INGRATE WITH THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH. HEH.

Border crossings to near zero. Net negative migration. 95% reduction in asylum grants. Lawsuits against a slew of woke universities. DEI getting crushed everywhere. Massive, beneficial deregulation. No tax on tips. No tax on overtime. Venezuela turned into an American ally. And… https://t.co/ZcFjtVVwVs

— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) April 10, 2026

DEMS ARE NATURALLY TURNING TO LEFTIST JUDGES FOR PROTECTION: A Bold Trump Plan To Use The Postal Service As A Firewall Against Fraudulent Mail-In Ballots.

PUBLIC SCHOOLS: MONEY LAUNDRY AND INDOCTRINATION FACTORY FOR DEMOCRATS. Texas Democratic Senate Hopeful James Talarico Sought To Create ‘New Generation of Climate Activists’ by Mandating Climate Change Lessons in Texas Schools: The Democratic Senate hopeful, who says he supports Texas’s oil and gas industry, also joined a Greta Thunberg-inspired school walkout to ‘save our planet’ and introduced a Green New Deal-style bill mandating carbon emission reductions.

COMMIES ALWAYS DO: California Wants War On The Upper Middle Class. Starve the Kulaks!

JEFFREY CARTER: April Is Financial Literacy Month And Your Retirement Can’t Wait.

REVIEW: I Drove The Lamborghini Revuelto. It’s Part Rocket, Part Sculpture, All Insanity. Here’s My Review. “The Revuelto replaces the Aventador, a car that for over a decade served as Lamborghini’s flagship and the poster on a million bedroom walls. I’ve driven the Aventador, and I loved it for what it was: loud, dramatic, unapologetic. But that car had rough edges. The single-clutch automated manual gearbox could rattle your fillings. The ride was punishing. It was a theatrical experience, but not always a pleasant one. The Revuelto takes everything the Aventador promised and actually delivers it.”

SAY A PRAYER: All eyes on Orion’s heat shield: Artemis 2 astronauts will hit Earth’s atmosphere at nearly 24,000 mph.

A SOLID CHOICE: Gun Rights Orgs Align Behind Harmeet Dhillon to Replace Pam Bondi as Attorney General.

21ST CENTURY CRIME: Police corporal created AI porn from driver’s license pics.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: AI model suggests CPAP can massively swing heart risk in sleep apnea.

KEIR STARMER’S REGIME WOULD BE A CLOWN SHOW IF IT WEREN’T FOR ALL THE RAPES AND STABBINGS:

In which the Royal Navy starts to sound like a Monty Python/Black Adder mashup https://t.co/VxDdP3ZOPh

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 10, 2026

UPDATE (From Ed): Metaphor alert:

The only functional war vessel flying Royal Navy colors

US taxpayers come through again https://t.co/L48REfkQVf

— IQ 593 | Cody Penn-Dent | influencer (@codypd) April 9, 2026

HIGHER EDUCATION AS MONEY LAUNDRY FOR THE LEFT: Duke employees poured $1.6M into Democrat causes in 2026, with one top faculty donor tied to national health policy.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Why More Women Are Adding Creatine to Their Routine.