“EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.” Ilhan Omar married her brother. “In February 2009, the future Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar married a man named Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. It was her first legal marriage. The marriage ceremony was conducted by a Christian ministesr. There is no dispute about these facts, which are recounted by the Post. All available evidence points to Elmi being Omar’s biological brother. No evidence points away from this fact.”

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

CANADA IS HAVING A BAD YEAR: Canada cancels its 1st moon rover: ‘It’s hopefully not a lost cause.’

EVERYONE WHO’S READ A COMIC BOOK KNOWS RADIATION GIVES YOU SUPER POWERS: Chernobyl Fungus Seems to Have Evolved an Incredible Ability. I mean it’s just science.

Though a colleague at UT who researches arachnids and was bitten by a radioactive spider at Oak Ridge told me that she was very disappointed not to develop the ability to walk on walls.

MICROBIOME NEWS: Parkinson’s Link to Gut Bacteria Hints at Unexpectedly Simple Treatment.

I TOO HAVE SUSPECTED FOR A LONG TIME THAT STARMER ISN’T JUST COWARDLY, BUT COMPLICIT:

He can't stand up the the Muslims because of the 'rent boys'

Pathetic

Oh, there's the door bell. I assume that's the police

They're a major part of the cover-up, sadly https://t.co/Ca63MBFTcu

— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) March 27, 2026

THIS STUDY IS BY THE “ROBINSON RESEARCH INSTITUTE.” Sperm Get Lost in Space and Scientists Finally Know Why.

Was one of the researchers a Dr. Smith by chance?

WHAT’S AMUSING IS THAT THIS ENTHUSIASM FOR BARBARIC SAVAGERY COMES FROM THE FINEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE CIVILIZED WORLD. The barbaric savages are just copying it.

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— Vauban Books (@VaubanBooks) March 26, 2026

It’s also revealing that the savages are reduced to using First World creations like AI video to produce their propaganda from whatever basement they’re hiding in.

And maybe those fine universities aren’t so fine.

WELL, GOOD: Nicotine e-cigarettes found to be more successful in helping smokers quit.

LOL, MAMDANI IS SUDDENLY ANTI-TERRORISM:

When a radical Muslim threw an honest-to-God BOMB at American citizens in New York City…

…you didn't call them radical Muslims, in fact, you didn't mention their affiliation to any groups

Why the difference? pic.twitter.com/fCGpRqWYjX

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 27, 2026

But it’s really just an excuse to go after the Jews.

THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY YES: Should BMW Build A Super-Size SUV For America?

HOW OUR RULING CLASS THINKS: Chicago, Where The Mayor’s Safety Is Far More Important Than Any Average Citizen’s.

READ THE WHOLE THING:

3 weeks ago I argued the US goal in Iran is to seize the global oil spigot. Venezuela in January -> Iran in February.

Neutralize every supply channel outside the dollar system within 90 days. Achieve a compliant successor government and complete energy dominance.

The oil…

— 10Δ (@_10delta_) March 26, 2026

Excerpt: “This war is solidifying the petrodollar system as it evolves into a hybrid petro/LNG-dollar. The old system was built on Saudi crude priced in USD. The new system is built on American crude plus American gas from the Gulf Coast, with no alternative supplier of comparable scale. The dependency is deeper because LNG infrastructure requires long term contracts & regasification terminals that lock buyers into supply relationships for decades. Europe & the Pacific allies (Japan, South Korea, Taiwan, etc.) cannot pivot away as there is nowhere left to pivot to. They’re now locked into the US energy system.”

SEDUCTIVE AI: Study: Sycophantic AI can undermine human judgment: Subjects who interacted with AI tools were more likely to think they were right, less likely to resolve conflicts.

VITAMIN D HAS DONE A LOT FOR ME: Vitamin D supplements may shift immune responses to gut bacteria in IBD.

THE CLASSIC FAJITAS ARE MY FAVORITE: We Asked 3 Dietitians What They Order at Chili’s—They All Said the Same Thing.

SO I’VE SOMETIMES WONDERED IF THE SECRET SERVICE ISN’T TRYING ITS HARDEST TO PROTECT TRUMP, BUT IT’S ALSO POSSIBLE THAT THEY ARE JUST MORONS: Secret Service Agent in Jill Biden’s Detail Shot Himself in Negligent Discharge Incident.

EXPERTS AREN’T ALWAYS WRONG: Experts Say Weight Lifting Is The Fountain Of Youth. Here’s How To Get Started At Any Age.

NBC: NASA’s make-or-break moon shot: The Artemis program is years behind schedule and billions of dollars over budget. Could a successful mission quiet its critics?

NASA — and especially the contractors — hope so. But even a “successful” mission won’t fix the absurd and unsustainable costs of this vehicle.

I expressed my concerns here.

PROGRESSIVE SCHOLARSHIP: Scholars push for forced abortions on minors with ‘restraint’ if needed in U. Chicago journal.

DEAR JIMMY KIMMEL: YOU’RE GARBAGE. YOU’RE NOT FUNNY, AND YOU’RE NOT EVEN A GOOD POLITICAL PROPAGANDIST.

Jimmy Kimmel tried to clean up his comments about Markwayne Mullin being a former plumber, but he tried to have it both ways. First he doubled down ignoring Mullin's management experience with his plumbing company "[Trump's] apple polishers are all in a tizzy because I made light… pic.twitter.com/3zqd1AG6r9

— Alex Christy (@alexchristy17) March 27, 2026

You do a decent job of retailing class-snobbery for downwardly mobiles, though, which is what most of your audience is actually there for.

DIVERSITY PROBLEM: Hofstra employee donations in the 2026 cycle were nearly unanimous for the left.

A SMALL VICTORY FOR STANDARDS: San Francisco Reinstates 8th-Grade Algebra After ‘Equity’ Experiment Fails.

#WINNING: Senate approves deal to end DHS shutdown without Democratic immigration demands. “The last-ditch deal does not include any of the demands Democrats have placed on Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) — including that agents be barred from wearing masks and operate under tougher warrant requirements to detain illegal migrants. The bill does not provide funding for ICE or Border Patrol, but those subagencies already received billions of dollars under the One Big Beautiful Bill Act signed into law by President Trump this past July and immigration enforcement has gone on uninterrupted by the shutdown.”

WELL, THEN: Democrats Have Already Killed the Filibuster.