#NARRATIVEFAIL: Sister of man shot by Border Patrol says he’s no victim, calls him violent.

DO TELL:

This is utterly insane:

> sanctuary cities overlap nearly perfectly with riot locations, which overlap nearly perfectly with deep blue vote

> the riots are highly-organized, increasingly violent, and obviously partisan, not humanitarian (no one rioted when biden deported… https://t.co/3V0lym2dNL pic.twitter.com/WfFiaNnLzY

— Arthur MacWaters (@ArthurMacwaters) January 30, 2026

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY:

At what point does this is go from "ha ha this is so funny the AI agents are talking to each other" to "pull the fucking cord out of the wall now"

— Greg Rubertone (@RubeyScales) January 30, 2026

KARENS MAKE POOR MANAGERS:

129 hours and going without power. I’m so glad our electricity company employees are all up to speed on DEI. Lucky us.

— GabbyGirl 🐶 (@GabbyGirl0409) January 30, 2026

POLITICS: The Real Reason Democrats Are Threatening Noem Impeachment, One Member Says.

“If you remember, just two years ago, Republicans conducted a very thorough investigation, and we impeached [DHS] Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas for failure to perform his duties,” Rep. Michael Guest, R-Miss., said. “And so, should we be surprised that now we’re seeing Democrats try to come in and impeach the current Homeland Security secretary?”

Dems are big on payback; Republicans not so much.

CHANGE: Trump States Gaining Population As High-Tax States Lose People, New Census Data Show: ‘Exit, voice, loyalty’ in action as Cape Cod Potato Chips flees Massachusetts.

JUSTICE: The Don Lemon Indictment And The Steve Baker Treatment.

BLUE STATE UPDATE: Gov Maura Healey Has a Fit of Mass Confusion.

THE JUDICIARY’S SELF-MARGINALIZATION CONTINUES: Luigi Mangione won’t face the death penalty: A federal judge appointed by Joe Biden has decided stalking isn’t a “crime of violence.” The ruling saves Mangione, who allegedly killed an insurance executive in 2024, from a possible death sentence.

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

I STILL THINK IT’S AN ALIEN SPACESHIP: NASA exoplanet probe tracks interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS to gauge its spin.

JUST A FOOT SOLDIER IN THE DEMOCRATS’ ARMY: Man who falsely claimed he killed Charlie Kirk, diverting police amid chaos, sentenced to prison: George Zinn received a harsher prison sentence after police found child sex abuse materials on his phone after arresting him at UVU.

It’s not so much an army of Davids as an army of pedos, it seems.

NOTE THE NASHVILLE NES BLACKOUT DEBACLE THIS WEEK:

a reckoning is coming when all the blue collar white male genx/boomers retire in droves. it's going to be very, very ugly and the country is going to realize extra-points-for-diversity in state grants is not going to solve anything

— Bill Marshal (@aethelamerican) January 30, 2026

I NEVER TRUSTED BILL: Epstein claimed Bill Gates caught STD from ‘sex with Russian girls,’ slipped Melinda antibiotics in latest files released by DOJ.

AVOID CAT POOP: A Brain Parasite Infecting Millions Is Far Less Sleepy Than We Thought.

SPACE JUNK: BETTER PUT UP MY UMBRELLA: Scientists Found a Surprising Way to Track Falling Space Junk.

NEW YOU CAN USE: New guide aims to tame the chaos of UTI care.

REVIEW: 2027 Mercedes S-Class.

STILL NOT TIRED OF WINNING: Victory: Panama Supreme Court Boots China From Canal Control.

EVERYTHING THEY SAY IS A LIE:

Hi everyone declaring Don Lemon’s arrest the end of democracy… and I say “everyone” because not a single one of you did anything but cheer real fascism against real journalists…

BTW, a few years later the fascist state of CA and the fascist DA Kamala Harris (yes, THAT Kamala)… pic.twitter.com/hwhFayLwBN

— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) January 30, 2026

Related:

There are zero (0) constitutional rights that only attach if you have a work badge from CNN.

This is clown show levels of desperately trying to create legal immunity only for people we like.

— Sunny (@sunnyright) January 30, 2026

I HAVE A SMITH & WESSON BODYGUARD 2.0 MADE JUST DOWN THE ROAD IN MARYVILLE, TENNESSEE: SHOT 2026: Red State Governors Make Their Case for More Gun Businesses to Move ‘Back to America.’

PROBABLY: Is everyday school life more stressful for teenagers than a global pandemic?

OH THANK GOD, I WAS AFRAID IT WAS RURAL KING: Tractor Supply rival chain shutting all locations soon.

A SHRINKING LEGACY: Obamacare enrollment drops to about 23 million people for 2026.

IT’S EASIER TO SELL LIFESTYLE THAN GENETICS, THOUGH: Genetics play a larger part in lifespan than previously thought.