OPEN THREAD: Do your best.

WAVE: A satellite just captured images of a tsunami being born. Here’s why that’s a big deal.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG: One of Earth’s Most Explosive Volcanoes Is Quietly Refilling With Magma.

HMM. Stronger Flu Shot Linked to Nearly 55% Lower Alzheimer’s Risk, Study Finds.

GOOD: NASA’s Artemis program has sparked a race to land U.S. rovers on the moon.

WELL, GOOD NEWS FOR ME: Cancer risk is significantly higher for adults who have never married, finds large study.

I HOPE THIS IS A TREND: Volkswagen’s Future Interiors Will Feature Real Buttons and More Premium Materials.

WELL, BYE: Darwin Crowns Another One: Chicago Home Invader’s Career Ends Suddenly.

CAN WE BRING THAT BACK? Why did childhood summers feel endless? It’s not just nostalgia—your brain was actually experiencing time differently.

COLOR ME SKEPTICAL: CBD found to reverse brain damage in mouse model of Alzheimer’s disease.

ARE THESE REALLY HUMANITY’S DARKEST TIMES? I FIND THEM PRETTY AMUSING. Artemis II Is Rekindling Hope During Humanity’s Darkest Times.

THIS ISN’T NEWS: Bacterial Vaginosis Can Spread Person to Person Like an STI. Here’s Everything You Need to Know.

I USED TO SHOP AT KEMP MILL RECORDS ON DUPONT CIRCLE IN 1988: Mark Judge on music history.

STANDING UP TO BIGOTRY AND DISCRIMINATION: Stanford hit with federal complaint over race-exclusionary teacher training program.

STAND UP TO BULLYING: UMN Turning Point students demand the university reprimand the Planned Parenthood Club.

DANA LOESCH: No, Trump Didn’t Cave On Iran: And Lebanon was never included in Iran’s imaginary agreement.

AND IT’S ALL SELF-INFLICTED BY THE WORST POLITICAL CLASS IN HISTORY: The Humiliation of Great Britain Is Complete. “A few weeks back, the Financial Times declared that Britain is no longer a global power. It’s hard to dispute that statement. In fact, the FT was only saying aloud what everybody around the world has been thinking for quite a while. The fecklessness of Keir Starmer puts this fact in harsh relief—Britain took weeks to deploy a destroyer to protect a base that had already been attacked by Iran, leaving it to a Spanish ship to provide air defense. It had to wait because none of its available destroyers were deployable at the moment, and the Navy had to rush repairs to get it out of dry dock. It took four weeks after the war’s start to get there; it lasted a few weeks, and just arrived back in Britain for repairs.”

VOTING WITH THEIR FEET: 5.4 Million People Have Migrated To Pro-Trump Counties Since 2020 As The Great Divorce Continues. “We keep hearing how unpopular Trump and his policies are. While that might be what people tell pollsters, their own actions – picking up and moving to a new county or a different state – speak much louder. Millions of Americans would rather live among Trump supporters than those voting for the likes of Kamala Harris.”

DON SURBER: Tucker has no ball to take home:
Trump was elected president without these turncoat “media influencers.”

EVERYTHING IS FAKE: In One Day (Mar. 31), 17 U.S. Court Decisions Noting Suspected AI Hallucinations in Court Filings.

SOMEBODY’S BEING PAID OFF. ACTUALLY QUITE A FEW SOMEBODIES. Worst Thing GOP Could Do For Midterms Is Embrace Amnesty, So Of Course They’re Doing That.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: 23 More Academic Scandals.

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

OOPS: The Artemis 2 space toilet is actually working fine. But there is another problem.

FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: Tattoos Affect Your Immune System in Ways We’re Just Beginning to Understand.