OPEN THREAD: Party on.

HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY TO INSTAPUNDIT! This blog started on August 8, 2001. I can’t promise I’ll still be blogging in 25 years — but I can’t promise that I won’t, either. (Bumped).

HAHA, I REMEMBER WHEN “CULTURE JAMMING” WAS JUST FOR LEFTISTS:

If you could 10x your salary by saying you were a woman, wouldn’t you do it too? WNBA is cooked.

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) August 8, 2026

IT’S ALWAYS AN OXYGEN VALVE: Blue Origin traces origin of huge New Glenn rocket explosion to oxygen valve, CEO says.

MIND YOUR ORAL HEALTH: Bleeding Gums Might Be an Early Sign of Something Much Bigger.

SOON OBESITY WILL BE A LIFESTYLE CHOICE: Oral Weight Loss Pill Helps Patients Lose up to 12% of Body Weight.

JAPANESE HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR A LONG TIME: ‘Japanese Walking’ Is Going Viral, and Doctors Say It Actually Works.

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: Driving an $18,000 EV That Talks and Can Park Itself.

I SUSPECT THEY WILL:

🚨NEWS: Authorities fear others will copy a group in Seville, Spain who spread pig bones on the construction site a Mosque was set to be built on, making the land impure and stopping the work.

The group received widespread praise on social media for their efforts.

— Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat) August 8, 2026

PICK UP THE PHONE: How Trump Can End The NFA With One Phone Call.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: A new space race is unfolding at the moon’s south pole. Here’s what to know about China’s game plan.

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Antarctica’s giant iceberg break exposed a hidden fish nursery in the Weddell Sea.

I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER GODDAMN WORD ABOUT MY CARBON FOOTPRINT: Dubai billionaire’s $250 million yacht shows private luxury’s public carbon cost.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: The best boxing gloves: 20+ pairs tested, thousands of punches thrown.

I KINDA LOVE THIS GUY:

The path of life never gets easier. The climb doesn’t get less steep. Your legs just get stronger.

Never quit.

We have communists to wreck.

— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) August 8, 2026

HAHA:

Of course they can immediately see the problem with a fifth column bureaucracy the second the shoe is on the other foot lol https://t.co/15g6oS7jVF

— Inez Stepman ⚪️🔴⚪️ (@InezFeltscher) August 8, 2026

WAS IT ATTACHED TO A GARAGE DOOR? Still no leads four months after noose found at Stanford labeled ‘terrorism.’

And when did nooses always and everywhere mean “terrorism?” They used to mean bad salsa.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Even America’s 250th anniversary couldn’t escape performative campus grievance culture.

AN IMMIGRATION TRAGEDY: Don’t Deport My Sugar Baby!

FINALLY:

BREAKING: The U.S. Senate has CONFIRMED Todd Blanche to lead the DOJ as Attorney General after beating a razor-thin 50-49 vote.

Every Republican Senator should have voted for him.

The American people voted to enact Trump’s agenda. Get it done. pic.twitter.com/5u66UPZN53

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) August 8, 2026

HENRY VIII SEIZED THE MONASTERIES, SO THERE’S PRECEDENT FOR WHAT I’M ABOUT TO SUGGEST . . .

Here it is:

The Federal Reserve CONFIRMS: U.S. NGOs collectively hold assets worth half the size of the U.S. national debt—$14.2 trillion—of taxpayers’ money.

Government Funded-Non-Governmental Organization:

An NGO Family Endeavors (Endeavors), a San Antonio-based nonprofit… pic.twitter.com/ZeQRYMorfd

— 🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 (@Real_RobN) August 5, 2026

WELL, YOU GOTTA GET THE GUAC:

Steak burrito with extras, because I’m a rich Boomer. pic.twitter.com/tGra25bDQZ

— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) August 8, 2026

THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST EDUCATIONAL THING THAT HAS HAPPENED AT CORNELL IN YEARS AND THEY KILLED IT:

Finally, a ray of hope for higher ed and they shut it down immediately https://t.co/KJimsN42mw

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) August 8, 2026

THAT WAS THEN, THIS IS NOW:

Jimmy Carter in 2005 on voter ID: "It will not restrict people from voting."

He even described Voter ID as “a move forward in getting more people to vote."

Republicans need to share this video far and wide. Voter ID was bipartisan then. It should be bipartisan now. pic.twitter.com/szZarfscjw

— Jenn Pellegrino 🇺🇸 (@JennPellegrino) August 6, 2026

The truth changes when the needs of the party change, comrade.

HE’LL BE HAPPY THERE. IT’S BETTER FOR EVERYBODY, REALLY.

Mitch McConnell's Staff Says He Was Dropped Off At A Farm In The Country Where He'll Be Happier And Have More Room To Run Around https://t.co/gwJtM54UqU

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 7, 2026