FASTER, PLEASE: Scientists Create Nasal Spray That Reverses Brain Aging in Weeks.

OBVIOUSLY IT’S TERMINATOR ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE THAT ARE BEHIND THIS: White House, FBI looking into case of missing scientists: ‘No stone will be unturned.’ “A string of at least 10 mysterious deaths and disappearances of U.S. experts in space, defense and nuclear topics has raised concern in the scientific community since the unconfirmed reports surfaced this month.”

YOU’RE HAPPY? This Is What Happens When You Drink Beer Every Day, According To Experts.

EVERY INSTITUTION HAS BEEN CORRUPTED: How a tiny circle of repeat offenders poisoned 100s of gold-standard medical trials for over a decade.

I USED TO CALL THE ANGLICAN CHURCH “RISIBLE,” BUT IT NOW SEEMS MORE . . . EVIL:

Here's what Rowan Williams said about the "grooming gangs," in a recent piece for The Guardian. You'll note, first of all, that he put the phrase in scare quotes, because, of course, he doesn't really believe there actually are organised groups of Muslim men deliberately… https://t.co/6CXZhMfa4K pic.twitter.com/W8h9O03Q1A

— RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) April 17, 2026

#JOURNALISM:

CNN's Melissa Bell reveals she doesn't know what a navy is https://t.co/JwP9bdzluE

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 18, 2026

PUSHBACK: U. California OB-GYN program under fire for ‘anti-racism,’ ‘anti-oppression’ mission statement.

CHANGE: Texas Tech says it will recognize ‘only two sexes,’ freezes gender identity programs.

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER: String of missing or dead scientists ‘too coincidental’ not to be major concern, congressman says — as 11th mystery emerges. “In many cases, the congressman continued, these scientists ‘felt some form of threat’ and ‘left all of their devices at home” before they dropped out of sight.'”

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE! (CONT’D): Fifth-grade teacher charged with 25 sex crimes against 2 young students, including rape.

CALIFORNIA: Following Rape Accusations Against Swalwell, Newsom Fundraises Off His Ouster.

MATT TAIBBI: Public Stonings are Not “Accountability:” The high-speed demolition of Eric Swalwell is being celebrated as appropriate “accountability,” but removing due process isn’t justice.

JONATHAN LEAF: News That’s Been Drowned Out By The Sound of Battle.

SHUT UP, SHORTY: Michigan Senate Hopeful Abdul El-Sayed Blamed US for ‘Creating’ Terrorism: ‘What Happens When People Are in Pain?’

ICYMI:

If true, this is the most significant corruption scandal in Australian history

Afghan villagers are PAID to testify against war hero Ben Roberts-Smith

The villagers are then coached

The government in return offers the villagers ASYLUM – which presumably is like winning the… https://t.co/6Jj5cKNUlK

— Lisa (@Lisa9Sophia) April 17, 2026

Could the Australian Special Forces take down the government?

MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: The Future Belongs to Those Who Show Up.

I HOPE SO: Is America on the Verge of a Nuclear Renaissance?

AFTER THE SWALWELL COLLAPSE, THE LEFT CHOOSES AN ENEMY TO CONSOLIDATE AROUND: California governor’s race declares war on Big Tech.

HE DIDN’T DO IT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE: Dick Morris Confirms a Huge Rumor About Bill and Hillary Clinton. “Dick Morris has finally confirmed what many people have long suspected: Bill Clinton, while sitting in the Oval Office, seriously entertained the idea of divorcing Hillary — and he had his longtime political advisor run the polls to find out if he could survive it politically.”

Plus: “The whole arc of Hillary’s political career — the Senate seat in New York, the 2008 primary run, the secretary of State role, the 2016 presidential campaign — was all courtesy of a politically convenient marriage, which was merely a vehicle for her own quest for power.”

She was a once-attractive Yale Law woman — no small achievement that — who married well. Otherwise she would have been an ERISA partner in some big firm, disliked by the associates.

SO MUCH OF OUR ECONOMY IS BASED ON CHEATING TAXPAYERS:

*No more EBT for Soda or Candy*

*7-Eleven begins aggressively closing stores*

*Realize 7-Eleven was subsidized* https://t.co/2JGxbdXCVo pic.twitter.com/WMK3iZTcud

— Heart & Soil (@heartandsoilHQ) April 17, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.

THE NEW SPACE RACE: Landing astronauts on the moon ‘is absolutely doable, and it’s doable soon,’ NASA’s Artemis 2 commander says.

Well, we’ve done it before.

A FRIEND WRITES:

I am shocked at how the service academy pages and other military-directed sites are absolutely overrun by angry progressives.

I mean, is this just what they do now? “Like” pages just to vent incessantly?

I’m usually just scrolling cooking reels so apparently I’ve missed the real action online.
Mind numbing.

They’re super upset that we’re winning a war and not taking heavy casualties.

MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: The Future Belongs to Those Who Show Up.

BREAD HAS HAD THAT REPUTATION FOR A LONG TIME: Scientists Reveal Why Bread Can Cause Weight Gain Without Overeating. “This isn’t the first time nutritionists have talked about bread and carbohydrates and their contribution to weight gain, but there hasn’t been much detailed research into the relationship – especially wheat flour – or into what might be happening at a metabolic level. The team discovered that eating more wheat bread was associated with reduced energy expenditure, pushing the metabolism towards a state where fat storage is prioritized, even when the calories in a diet stay at a similar level.”

My half-assed hypothesis: Ancient humans mostly ate grains and tubers — high in carbs — when other food was scarcer. So your body interprets high carb intake as a sign of impending famine and starts packing on the reserves.