LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY:

Pretty accurate https://t.co/Ca7G6qvMme

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 30, 2026

I SEE A HALLMARK MOVIE IN THE MAKING:

Find a Statue of Liberty cosplayer who looks at you like this one looks at that cop.

Cuff her. pic.twitter.com/uxpGNYFO9N

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) March 31, 2026

FRED HOYLE, CALL YOUR OFFICE: NASA Just Found Something Strange Inside Asteroid Bennu Sample.

BEWARE: THE E.V. BUBBLE IS DEFLATING. BMW Isn’t Ruling Out Building a 2-Door EV Sports Car.

YES: All The Gun Rights Black Pilling On the Trump DOJ’s 2A Record is a Massive Overreaction.

AMERICANS WILL ADOPT ANY MEASUREMENT TO AVOID USING THE METRIC SYSTEM: World’s largest Cadbury Mini egg weighs as much as an emu.

GOOD: Trump convenes “God Squad” to override Endangered Species Act, up oil production: Administration wants to exempt all federally regulated offshore oil from protections.

SCIENCE: Bile acid and steroid signatures tied to extreme longevity.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Are you at risk for colorectal cancer? What younger adults should know.

ACCOUNTABILITY: The Unlikely Ensemble Leading Trump’s Hunt for 2020 Election Fraud: Senior officials are pursuing theories the Trump campaign had earlier dismissed.

In Atlanta, FBI agents have sifted through thousands of paper ballots confiscated from the main election office there. Federal officials have also seized voting machines in Puerto Rico, locking them in a basement of an intelligence campus in Bethesda, Md., at the behest of the office of Trump’s intelligence chief, Tulsi Gabbard, according to current and former officials familiar with the matter.

At the center of many of the efforts is Kurt Olsen, a campaign lawyer who was heavily involved in Trump’s failed “Stop the Steal” fight in 2020 and was tapped to lead the new push at the White House last fall. In recent weeks, Olsen has briefed Trump on a range of allegations, pushed the president to declassify a swath of documents, and asked for up to $10 million in funding to pursue his mandate, administration officials familiar with the efforts said. He has traveled to Florida to meet with Jason Reding Quiñones, the U.S. attorney in Miami.

The probes into alleged improprieties in the 2020 election range from foreign interference to duplicate, fraudulent and missing ballots in states Trump lost. Olsen spends much of his time at the Justice Department, according to administration officials, as prosecutors pursue criminal investigations on the topic in Atlanta, Phoenix and elsewhere, according to people familiar with the matter.

The biggest news here is that the WSJ is treating election fraud as a serious story, instead of just dismissing it out of hand.

A BRIGHT NEW DAY IS COMING:

‼️PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU SIGNALS DIRECT COOPERATION WITH SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER GULF STATES

Netanyahu: Post-war plans include energy and economic cooperation with Saudi Arabia, including pipelines to bypass the Strait of Hormuz.

“Iran must be stripped of this leverage.”

He… pic.twitter.com/pU7gGPt8GA

— Mossad Commentary (@MOSSADil) March 31, 2026

NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME: John Lucas: Obama Lies to Sway an Election: More proof that there is no reason to believe anything that Obama says.

UPDATE: Link was bad before. Fixed now. Sorry!

MAKE THEM PAY: U. Cincinnati ‘destroyed’ professor’s career after he defended white journalist, lawsuit claims.

MY INSTITUTION HAS A DIVERSITY PROBLEM: University of Tennessee staff gave 97% of donations to left-leaning groups.

CHANGE:

The TLM order that has been entrusted with my parish cannot ordain new priests fast enough to keep up with the requests from bishops to take over closed churches for parishoners who have asked for a Latin Mass. Wherever they are sent, the once-closed churches have filled pews…

— Haz (@Michael_Haz) March 31, 2026

I CAN’T BELIEVE PEOPLE ARE ACTING LIKE THIS IS AN OPERATION SPRUNG ON A WHIM: CDR Salamander: You Don’t Think There’s a Plan? Really?

#JOURNALISM:

imagine not knowing what "heavy water is" and reading the term "heavy water production plant" then being stupid enough to deduce that it's drinking water

— n (@Panegyrick) March 30, 2026

TRUE AND REVEALING:

The terrible thought is starting to cross the mind of people who celebrated the ayatollahs controlling the Strait of Hormuz that control of that chokepoint could pass to a regime friendly to Washington.

— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) March 27, 2026

ICYMI: IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO IT HELPS AND HURTS:

The NYT just pulled off one of the fastest narrative flips in journalistic history…Olympic-level hypocrisy.

Epstein files: “Transparency at all costs! Burn it all down, baby! Release everything!”

Swalwell file: “Whoa, hold up… there’s private info in here… classified…

— Flopping Aces (@FloppingAces) March 30, 2026

IT DOES MAKE THEM SEEM LESS RELEVANT:

There has never, in recorded history, been a war wherein one side lost its entire chain of command—including its supreme political and religious leader—on the first day of fighting. In response to this, the entire foreign policy establishment has suffered a psychotic break. https://t.co/XchVxKRI3O

— Stranger Ranger (@couragemerry) March 30, 2026

Related:

BREAKING: A new Harvard/Harris poll reveals that a majority of Americans support the Trump Administration’s Operation Epic Fury. pic.twitter.com/BzyTEqOZjB

— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 30, 2026

UPDATE: Gallup Poll: Americans Largely Unbothered by Gas Spike from Iran War.

CORRECT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR? Professor reveals the telltale sign students are using AI in their assignments.

SAUCE FOR THE GOOSE, ERIC:

Swalwell: This is another example of Trump going after his political opponents.

Also Swalwell: When we retake power, we’re going after our political opponents. pic.twitter.com/okGQUBkJ4n

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 30, 2026

THIS SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT:

Iran is winning the war if its goal is to have its military power smashed while inflicting very minimal damage to an ever increasing multinational coalition.

— Max Abrahms (@MaxAbrahms) March 30, 2026

IT’S ALL ONE BIG CON: Powerful human rights chief who led San Francisco defund the cops push has spectacular fall from grace. “A disgraced San Francisco human rights chief and her longtime beau have been arrested for allegedly grifting taxpayer funds for personal use through a city program intended to help the city’s black communities. Sheryl Davis, former heard of the San Francisco Human Rights Commission, and her nonprofit boss partner James Spingola were taken into custody Monday on suspicion of multiple felony counts of misappropriating public funds and conflicts of interest.”

WOKE WOMEN RUIN EVERYTHING: Heather Graham slams ‘awkward’ new reality of Hollywood sex scenes.

Graham, who starred in “Boogie Nights,” slammed the “confusing” new reality of filming sex scenes. She recalled a moment on set when she felt an intimacy coordinator overstepped.

“One time, I had an intimacy coordinator, and they started directing me on, like, how to have sex in a scene,” Graham remembered. “They were like, ‘When you do this, you can do this.’ And I was like, ‘You’re not the director, OK? I’m not asking for notes on how to have sex in the scene.’”

I guarantee you that these people are not experts on how to be sensual.