MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Back to the Moon. It’s a ‘Big Fucking Deal.'”
Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds
April 3, 2026
REMAIN CALM! ALL IS WELL!
ActBlue's comms team is now accusing both the New York Times AND their OWN LAWYERS of lying in the SAME press release.
We're in uncharted territory folks, a truly generational comms team meltdown. pic.twitter.com/MU5SQ148so
— Parker Thayer (@ParkerThayer) April 2, 2026
WORTHLESS CANADIAN INITIATIVE: Canadian Butthurt Over Joke About ‘Our Moon.’
(Classical reference in headline.)
GET WOKE GO BROKE:
Communist destruction, like the old bankruptcy joke, happens slowly then suddenly. They take over something valuable built by others- and as they're ruining it, at every step, they say "but look how valuable it is!" Then it collapses, and they point fingers https://t.co/WR4Lddh6Gz
— Buck Sexton (@BuckSexton) April 2, 2026
April 2, 2026
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Back to the Moon. It’s a ‘Big Fucking Deal.'”
THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED:
Artemis II crew is thousands of miles away from Earth
And they’re asking ground crew for help because they have two versions of Microsoft Outlook open and neither is working
This scene is now canon 😭 https://t.co/oP0uLCnIWa pic.twitter.com/AiXNnIVTA7
— Shishir (@ShishirShelke1) April 2, 2026
IT’S AN EASY QUESTION:
See we know he’s qualified because he flew for SpaceX.
— @instapundit (@instapundit) April 2, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Well, here we are.
THE PARTY’S PROPAGANDA APPARAT LED HIM TO EXPECT SNARLING GESTAPO AGENTS: ‘Breakfast Club’ host confused by ‘extra nice’ ICE agents at airports acting ‘like Chick-fil-A workers.’
I THINK THIS HAS HAPPENED TO A LOT OF IRANIAN OFFICIALS: Exploding Head Syndrome Can Strike as You Fall Asleep. An Expert Explains.
HMM:
If this deck of cards tally is accurate the Iranian Regime is not so much being changed as shaped. At least that's what they seem to be doing.pic.twitter.com/EJu5G4W0kn
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) April 2, 2026
VITAMIN D UPDATE: This One Vitamin May Help Protect Your Brain From Dementia Years Later.
IT’S ALMOST LIKE IT’S THE GOAL: ‘Gun Free’ Zones Herd Citizens Into Physical and Legal Danger.
EH, THEY GO WITH WHO PAYS ‘EM:
The current state of The Bulwark.
People who spent a decade promoting the Iraq War are now certain that a month-old conflict of total military domination has been lost because it's not over yet. pic.twitter.com/eWtD1rLcZy
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 2, 2026
Bulwark: This is more evidence we’re losing, you guys!
🚨A host went on live TV begging ordinary Iranians NOT to leak the hiding locations of regime officials to Israel! He literally cried that if the people expose their coordinates, “it's over” and they will be eliminated.
The Islamic Republic is terrified because they know the… pic.twitter.com/6CCt0EzdIS
— Apranik 🇮🇷🇮🇱 (@patriot_apranik) April 1, 2026
SECURITY ‘N’ CIGARS: The Poison-Antidote/Poison-Antidote Loop: Chemical Warfare Training in the Cold War.
KEEP ‘EM SCARED AND RUNNING:
To understand why Saudi Arabia and Israel are urging Trump not to relent on Iran it is important to understand the military term "pursuit phase".
Pursuit is the phase which follows a breakthrough designed to catch or cut off a hostile force that is attempting to escape…
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) April 1, 2026
HMM: Amazon is trying to buy Globalstar to compete with SpaceX’s Starlink. Well, Globalstar can’t compete with Starlink, really, but …
REPORTS: Bondi out, replacement on the way.
ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Should you microdose Ozempic? Experts are split on risks vs benefits.
ABORIGINAL RIGHTS!
Few people understand this historical nuance, but the indigenous people of the Moon are the “Americans”, a scrappy minority tribe from planet earth that first arrived on this desolate rock in earth-year 1969.
We must respect these original settlers and their right to the land. https://t.co/ZS9hGwjB4n
— John Loeber 🎢 (@johnloeber) April 2, 2026
I want Canadians to land on the moon just so that their first words on the surface are forced to be a land acknowledgment to the native indigenous people of the United States.
— The Archdude (@The_Archdude) April 2, 2026