THE JUDENFREI PARTY:

At what point does it become official Democrat policy that American Jews don't belong in the Democrat party?

I think we're basically there, right?

Are American Jews listening? https://t.co/IRUlqhcCmS

— RBe (@RBPundit) August 5, 2026

BUT OF COURSE:

This is wild. Howard Bryant, the writer trying to smear Sophie Cunningham as "anti-trans and anti-black," was arrested for choking his white wife, then assaulting a police officer, and then blamed his arrest on — wait for it — racism. https://t.co/YBTmVpY39n pic.twitter.com/NnNi0LIzEJ

— Bobby Burack (@burackbobby_) August 4, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

OUR INCESTUOUS MEDIA:

Show of hands how many of you knew Stephen Colbert's daughter worked for 60 minutes and CBS News? https://t.co/u61x0BRDXo

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) August 5, 2026

YES, WELL, THAT’S WHY THEY KILLED CHARLIE:

College towns voting heavily for Abdul. This is where we are going to miss Charlie Kirk big time. He was our best and greatest ambassador to colleges across the nation. We will miss him very, very, much. pic.twitter.com/fhnLs6RXCJ

— John Bulkeley (@bulkeley_john) August 5, 2026

THE OCEANS OF MARS: ‘Significant areas of Mars may have once been covered by water’: Scientists find hidden clue in Spirit rover data.

I’M HAPPY NOT TO BE LOVED BY THEM: You’re Not Imagining It – Some People Really Are More Attractive to Mosquitoes, Study Shows.

THESE ARE MY PRINCIPLES, IF YOU DON’T LIKE THEM I HAVE OTHERS:

Francesca Hong, 2020: Cancel Thanksgiving.

Hong, Two Days Ago: Thanksgiving is a time that's incredibly painful for many people in our communities.

Hong, Today: My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving. I love it. pic.twitter.com/cA5Qg9Lm4S

— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) August 5, 2026

NEWS FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF EARTH-SHATTERING KABOOMS: Scientists Discover Extreme Acceleration Inside a Nuclear Fireball.

YEAH, THE AGENDA IS PRETTY PLAIN:

Academic: I think the gullible young people I can manipulate should have more power and the skeptical parents who can see through my bullshit should have less power https://t.co/GuSuR1uLwp

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) August 5, 2026

HMM: Suspect in alleged gang rape of LSU student Madison Brooks wants to ban pink attire from courtroom.

LACKING A SPLEEN, I DON’T HAVE THOSE ANYWAY: Malaria can permanently deplete spleen macrophages that filter blood and recycle iron.

A SMALL MEASURE OF JUSTICE:

🚨 LMFAO! Ugandan Mayor Mamdani tried to deliver a speech at a New York Police event in Manhattan but was VICIOUSLY booed and jeered off stage

He walked off in SHAME.

Patriots want Mamdani to go BACK to his country! 🇺🇸pic.twitter.com/ovG3TDK9lI

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) August 5, 2026

A SMALL MEASURE OF ACCOUNTABILITY:

BREAKING: Prof Jason Arday has resigned from the University of Cambridge after The Telegraph revealed he falsely claimed to have published a book.

Follow the latest developments ⤵️https://t.co/BEB0eVBCtS pic.twitter.com/pjTILJRE2b

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) August 5, 2026

Related:

A decades-long campaign to elevate people based on arbitrary characteristics (race, gender, sexual orientation) instead of merit has crashed into publicly available tools for objective evaluation https://t.co/kKfRkWhUUW

— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) August 5, 2026

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:

Middle East Expanded To Include Michigan https://t.co/B5CASIviql

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 5, 2026

COUNTERMARKETING: Audi CEO Says Normal Door Handles Are One Of The Q9’s Best Features: Audi CEO has revealed that the electric door handles for the Q9 almost made it to production.

SENDING YOUR KIDS TO PUBLIC SCHOOL IS PARENTAL MALPRACTICE: Government School Zero Tolerance Stupidity Marches On…This Time in Georgia. “Reports have recently surfaced that a Georgia six-year-old was suspended last spring after reportedly biting his sandwich into an ‘L shape’ and pointing it at another student. The student ‘was previously suspended for pointing a bottle of water at another student and making gun noises and also punished for drawing a pilgrim shooting a turkey … .'”

The school should be razed and its administrators sent to teach woodshop in a prison.

BUT SEE JOE BIDEN: Brains don’t always rot: Scientists may finally know how human brains have evaded decay for thousands of years.

CLIMATE CHANGE: Earth hits lowest recorded temperature in over a decade.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: What to Know About Donating Blood: How to Prepare, What Happens, and How to Recover. It’s time for me to donate again, though I’m thinking of donating platelets.

CHANGE: Drugmaker to Offer Early Access to Experimental GLP-1 Retatrutide.

CDR SALAMANDER: It’s OK to say Japan is rearming. It is. Let’s normalize plain speaking.

MATH IS RACIST.

All I ask is that you break down the inflation by presidential term.

Notice any anomalies here? https://t.co/da2o6tV4ay pic.twitter.com/mFn0rlD13O

— Owen Gregorian (@OwenGregorian) August 5, 2026

JOEL KOTKIN: The Democrats are a menace to America’s Jews. “Many are headed to the South which, once seen as inhospitable, is emerging as the new place of refuge for Jews. Today, the key Jewish growth states, notes one study, include South Carolina, West Virginia and Florida, while those declining are New Jersey, New York, Illinois, Connecticut and California.”

Flashback: In red America, standing up for Israel isn’t controversial.

COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: Faculty Tenure Decisions Disadvantage White Males.