IS THAT THE ONE WHERE THE NAZIS AND ALIENS HAVE THEIR SECRET BASE? NASA’s hunting for a secret underground cave on the moon.

THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Is Exploding in The US. And It’s Growing Resistant to Medicine.

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: A Giant Diplodocus Just Turned Up Where Scientists Never Expected.

JOHN HENRY FROWNS: California Athletic Officials Issue Letter Terminating Man Versus Robot Matches.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: 7 Stroke Warning Signs People Often Mistake for Something Else.

IT LOOKS GOOD: 2027 Jaguar Type 01 First Look: 1,016 HP, 400 Miles of Range, and Still Shocking.

AMERICA’S NEWS SOURCE OF RECORD:

Democrat Strategists Remove James Talarico From Campaign Trail To Hide The Fact That He's James Talarico https://t.co/7AmHsxISij

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 9, 2026

KURT SCHLICHTER: This is How the Execution of Nidal Hasan Should Be Carried Out.

CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: ATF Extends Jensen Ruling on Suppressors, SBRs, SBSs and AOWs Nationwide.

TRY NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THIS. A Lot of Women Who Think They Have Anxiety Really Have This Instead. Here’s How to Spot the Difference.

VITAMIN D UPDATE: Easy-to-miss signs of vitamin D deficiency, according to health experts.

THE 21ST CENTURY IS NOT TURNING OUT AS I HAD HOPED: Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbug.

You have to read down a ways to see that it mostly infects gay and bisexual men.

YES. NEXT QUESTION. Can You Still Gain Muscle While Drinking? The Science of Post-Workout Alcohol.

RICHARD FERNANDEZ: The Steward and the Admiral.

21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: “My Fiancé won’t touch me, should I still marry him?” No. No you should not.

MARK SIMON: What Are the Consequences of China’s Demographic Collapse? My Five Concerns About China’s Shrinking Population and What It Means for the United States.

HIGHER EDUCATION IS A CESSPIT OF HATE: VIDEO: Protesters outside U. Oregon Hillel praise Oct. 7 terrorists, demand ban on Jewish student group.

THE ENEMY WITHIN: EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Pro-Palestine students destroy October 7 memorial, allegedly set conservative’s clothing on fire.

CHANGE: October 8th’s Irony: Islamic Supremacists Fall in the Middle East, Rise in the West. Well, they have communist allies in the West, you know.

IT’S ALL GRIFT AND GRAFT: Jonathan Turley: The Education Cartel and the Blue State School Scam.

NOTHING GOOD: What Has Become of Charlottesville, Virginia? The short answer is that the crazy 20% have bullied their way into control.

ICYMI: HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE:

.@USLaborIG: "I am announcing a historic investigation into the J-1 visa fraud involving nine major American universities — Pit, Yale, Harvard, Stanford, Brown, UC Davis, Caltech, Arizona State, and MIT. Subpoenas have been served; investigations are underway." https://t.co/vHo52alxKG pic.twitter.com/cc0qLzTxnk

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) October 8, 2026

COLOR ME UNSURPRISED: Abdul El-Sayed Rakes in Thousands From Muslim Brotherhood-Linked Donors, Records Show.

I’M BEGINNING TO THINK WE NEED TO GO BACK TO SINGLE-SEX COLLEGES, CURFEWS, AND DORM MOTHERS.

I almost literally cannot think of a worse idea than paying college women tens of thousands of dollars to make Cornell-quality rape claims. https://t.co/lKP0CNP2AM

— Wilfred Reilly (@wil_da_beast630) October 9, 2026

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE (CONT’D): Teacher at elite $33K private school groomed, sexually assaulted boy on class trip: cops.