STILL A FEW BUGS IN THE SYSTEM: ChatGPT Was Asked the Same Question 10 Times. The Answers Kept Changing.

DAVID BARON, CALL YOUR OFFICE:

The craziest thing about Newsom's $100 million wildlife bridge is that it will allow cougars, an apex predator, direct access into a suburban neighborhood filled with pets, children, and the elderly. It's like the radical environmentalist version of The Purge. pic.twitter.com/KqUKaBlyyf

— Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ (@christopherrufo) March 18, 2026

EXERCISE: Frequent brisk activity sessions are linked to better brain health and executive function.

CAR RACING GOES PC: NASCAR Truck Series Driver Daniel Dye Suspended Indefinitely Over Homophobic Remarks.

HEH. IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE.

🚨 Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today

— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) March 19, 2026

CHEERFUL STORY DEPT: Defensive Gun Use: Homeowner’s Gun vs. Midnight Moron. “Our fearless homeowner, clearly in no mood for the early morning demands of a wacko, grabbed his firearm and called the cops. He also delivered a clear warning to the window breaker to cease the unlawful behavior. Or else. ‘Go Away! I’m armed. Police are on the way.’ Mr. Window-Smasher didn’t listen and broke out the window and commenced to enter the home. The homeowner, living out every “What would you do if…?” scenario Reddit loves to argue over, did exactly what was needed to stop the violent and illegal entry. He fired to stop the attack.”

Just think of it as evolution in action.

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: A private space company has a radical new plan to bag an asteroid.

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: SpaceX fires up next-gen ‘V3’ Starship for 1st time ahead of April launch (photos).

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: The rise of the ‘good-enough dinner’: Why Gen Z is ditching the perfect meal prep for ‘girl dinner’ and ‘boy kibble.’

THERE WAS A SEINFELD EPISODE LIKE THIS: A David Protein lawsuit alleges the buzzy bars have far more calories than listed. Does science agree?

#JOURNALISM:

The “Florida man” is actually from Haiti https://t.co/MVUV3oesZ8

— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 19, 2026

LOL, IBRAM KENDI: Ibram Kendi: Targeting gang members part of ‘Great Replacement Theory.’

EVERY INSTITUTION HAS BEEN CORRUPTED: Georgetown Law hires Liz Magill after her anti-Semitism hearing fallout.

ROGER KIMBALL: Our plastic moment: On “America First” foreign policy.

ONE DAY YOU’RE WALKING WITH COMRADE STALIN, THE NEXT DAY YOU’RE AIRBRUSHED OUT OF EXISTENCE.

This tweet didn't age well 😬 pic.twitter.com/TgPpFNPO0a

— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 19, 2026

MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Don’t Drone Me, Bro! A new kind of war from the Department of War. But where did it come from?

PRETENTIOUS BUT HOLLOW:

A reporter asked 50 EU politicians in Strasbourg (including the head of the Ecologist party) to simply point to Iran on a map.

NOT A SINGLE ONE got it right. They pointed to Bulgaria, Turkey, and Saudi Arabia!

These exact people sit in cozy offices, dictating Middle East… pic.twitter.com/8dmWY0ZbQe

— Apranik 🇮🇷🇮🇱 (@patriot_apranik) March 19, 2026

“Dude, don’t judge us. We’re bombing places you can’t even find on a map.”

I FEEL CONFIDENT IN SAYING THAT THIS IS A BAD IDEA:

We not only have a jihadi problem in the US, we have a judicial crisis too! pic.twitter.com/wbXBF7Wcy8

— Kearney (@Kearney9) March 18, 2026

EVERGREEN HEADLINE: Left-Wing Icon Accused Of Serially Sexually Abusing Young Girls.

THE ENEMY WITHIN: Zohran Mamdani’s Wife Celebrated Palestinian Terrorists, Including Plane Hijacker, In Social Media Posts From Early Adulthood: Rama Duwaji also boosted a post that said Tel Aviv ‘Shouldn’t exist in the first place.’

GOOD: Axios: The ‘Squad Left’ Just Got Clobbered – In Illinois.

JOHN ROBERTS, PAY ATTENTION!

District court judges have made themselves a threat to the Republic and the peaceful transfer of power by elections. https://t.co/VEOZP1BvNl

— Randy Barnett (@RandyEBarnett) March 18, 2026

Roberts complains about criticism of federal judges, but the above comes from one of America’s leading constitutional scholars, not some crank.

And it’s correct. If Roberts doesn’t wish to provide over the dissolution of Article III, he needs to do something about the politicization of the judiciary, not complain about the people pointing it out.

THREAD:

Let's unpack this..

What if the White House has no intention of reopening the Strait of Hormuz?

What if this war is really about ships & tariffs?

I had a long discussion with senior DOE official yesterday on background. I can’t share any details but it’s clear everyone’s… https://t.co/DCP0uw7C4E

— John Ʌ Konrad V (@johnkonrad) March 18, 2026

People still think of the Strait as a vital lifeline for the United States, but as the world’s biggest producer — now outproducing Saudi Arabia and Russia combined — we don’t need the oil. (Plus more from Venezuela is coming online daily). As a net exporter, we benefit from less competition.

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: Don’t Drone Me, Bro! A new kind of war from the Department of War. But where did it come from?