Author Archive: Glenn Reynolds

MAKE INDIANA GREAT AGAIN:

Flashback: Trump Seeks Total Revenge in Indiana Tonight.

UPDATE:

MORE:

OPEN THREAD: Tuesday’s groovy.

PROPAGANDA IS PROPAGANDA:

TRUE:

DR. EVIL FORESEES ALL: Shark lasers could help save vulnerable species. “Sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads!”

I would have thought an ill-tempered mutated sea bass would have been more useful in this application.

GAY MEN? What is the P-Shot? Learn the risks and rewards of the ED treatment popular with gay men. A doc friend of mine used to run a clinic that did these, and his clientele was decidedly straight. (They also did the “O Shot” for women.) He claimed great results, but I have no first, er, hand experience.

Plus: “Some people also get the injections in the hopes of enhancing the size of their penis, but Goel says that while it can help with girth, if you’re looking for dramatic results, you’re better off getting penis filler.” Penis filler.

There’s also a procedure called the “Jennifer Aniston,” where they inject filler into a woman’s nipples to give them that perky, Rachel-from-Friends look.

What a time to be alive, eh?

K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE:

THE JUDICIAL BRANCH’S SELF-MARGINALIZATION CONTINUES:

NOW, THIS IS MORE LIKE THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED:

I’m not at all confident that it’s true, but I hope it is.

EVERYBODY WHO WAS ANYBODY IN WEST AFRICA WAS COMPLICIT IN THE SLAVE TRADE FOR CENTURIES:

Flashback: My Nigerian Grandfather Sold Slaves. “Nwaubani Ogogo lived in a time when the fittest survived and the bravest excelled. The concept of ‘all men are created equal’ was completely alien to traditional religion and law in his society. It would be unfair to judge a 19th Century man by 21st Century principles. Assessing the people of Africa’s past by today’s standards would compel us to cast the majority of our heroes as villains, denying us the right to fully celebrate anyone who was not influenced by Western ideology.”

There’s a mythology that white slave traders ran around the bush kidnapping Africans, but that’s bunk, of course — they’d pretty much all have died. They bought African slaves from Africans. My brother talked to people in Ghana about that some years ago, and they reflected little guilt: Back then if you lost a war, you either died or were enslaved. That’s just how it worked.

One of the reasons Zora Neale Hurston’s Barracoon couldn’t get published when she wrote it was that the black literary community didn’t like that it portrayed the extent of African complicity in slavery. But history is history, despite efforts to rewrite it.