WELL, YEAH, WHEN THE CIGARETTES SCREAM WHEN YOU LIGHT THEM: A single dose of psilocybin is more effective than nicotine patches for quitting smoking, study suggests.

GOOD NEWS: Mexico Tries to Use International Courts to Attack American Gun Makers and It Doesn’t Go Well.

FASTER, PLEASE: Fatty acids that selectively kill senescent cells open new paths for age-related therapies.

HMM: NASA targets April 1 to launch astronauts around the moon. Good luck, guys.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Why it’s easier and cheaper for you to buy GLP-1s.

THAT’S DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHUT UP:

Imagine if a man attacked a black church, specifically targeting black children, because a black man killed his daughter. Imagine if someone told you "that's not racism, that's blowback"

idk, that would seem like a weird take to me bc it's saying that the killer is not a someone… pic.twitter.com/ch7MQoZnFW

— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) March 13, 2026

Except it’s not a daughter:

The Michigan shooter who attempted to murder toddlers at a Jewish preschool claimed he had lost “family members” in an Israeli strike in Lebanon.

Those “family members” were his brothers, who were members of Hezbollah, a U.S. Designated Terror Group. pic.twitter.com/ayOILKFWYU

— The Persian Jewess (@persianjewess) March 13, 2026

AS DEMOCRATS HOLD DHS FUNDING HOSTAGE, EVEN SOME DEMOCRATS ARE WORRIED: Former DHS Sec. Jeh Johnson: We can’t tie policy disagreements to keeping the government funded.

WELL, GOOD? Smaller portions are a big restaurant trend as customers watch their budgets and waistlines.

MOMENTUM: Cuba’s Will Is Crumbling; Negotiations With Trump Have Begun.

SALENA ZITO ON THE MEDIA’S LOBSTER LIES: Our civilian-military bond is cracked.

THE ENEMY WITHIN: Scholar calls for ‘jihad,’ praises murder of ‘Zionists’ at Union seminary students’ event.

UNIVERSITIES FUNCTION AS MONEY LAUNDRIES FOR THE LEFT: Duke employees spent over $1.6M in Democrat-aligned political donations.

MAKE THEM PAY: Ted Frank’s turnaround: Driving a class action for motorists ‘imprisoned’ by a protest. “Frank and his team brought the case in 2024 on behalf of drivers stuck for ‌hours in a traffic jam while pro-Palestinian protesters blocked a highway near Chicago’s O’Hare airport. On its website, opens new tab, Hamilton Lincoln says they sued to hold the activists accountable and ‘prevent further politically-motivated attacks in the future.’ The filing made the novel argument that the motorists were falsely imprisoned in their cars and sought $36 million in damages for thousands of drivers.”

I approve. That said, beyond the intentional tort of false imprisonment, when you perform an illegal action, you should be responsible for the foreseeable consequences — missed flights, etc. It is not simply a “traffic jam” but deliberate infliction of harm on third parties for political reasons.

THE WAVE HAS BACKERS. THEY ARE WAGING WAR ON US. THEY SHOULD BE KILLED. The Synagogue Attack Isn’t About ‘Rising Antisemitism.’ It’s Part of a Wave of Anti-American Islamic Terrorism Sweeping the Nation.

THE ENEMY WITHIN: Zohran Mamdani’s Wife Provided Illustration for Essay by Author Who Called Oct 7 ‘Spectacular’ and Attacked ‘Jewish Supremacist Vampires.’

STACKING DOT COMMANDS ON LEXIS/NEXIS (IYKYK):

those born before 2000, what's a small or once-common skill you have that hardly anyone uses today

— Science girl (@sciencegirl) March 13, 2026

WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Frozen Brains REAWAKEN in Astonishing Medical Breakthrough.

I HOPE HE SUFFERED:

🚨HOLY CRAP!!!

It has been revealed that it was the STUDENTS at Old Dominion University who BEAT THE TERR*RIST TO DEATH… WITHOUT GUNS!!!

"There were students that were in that room that subdued him and rendered him… no longer alive.
I don't know how else to say it, but… pic.twitter.com/Z8kqglcIbW

— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 12, 2026

MARK JUDGE: The Conservative Media Wasn’t Prepared For Victory: They won’t leave the ghetto.

21ST CENTURY WARFARE:

WILD: The predicted “future” came within 24 hours. This is Israeli Air Force footage of drones and jets blowing up Basij checkpoints all around Tehran today, based on tips called in by Iranian citizens. A revolution with air support against a regime with no air defence. https://t.co/SZNn3mseMU pic.twitter.com/JRvRNUWZQP

— Saul Sadka (@Saul_Sadka) March 13, 2026

THE ENEMY WITHIN:

Imagine sitting there with a straight face pushing this narrative when the Squad is in Congress, Mamdani is the mayor of New York City, Hasan Piker is hosting Gavin Newsom, and they are happily promoting a Congressional candidate with a Nazi death camp tattoo.

— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) March 12, 2026

GOOD GUYS WITH A GUN:

The tragedy WAS prevented. Because the synagogue didn't rely on late-arriving police, and took its security into its own hands.

You have pushed for efforts to ban carry in churches. You want to aid would-be terrorists and killers like the perpetrator today. Shameful. https://t.co/iVp7YbZYO9

— Kostas Moros (@MorosKostas) March 12, 2026

OPEN THREAD; Have fun, kids!

IF IT WERE ETHANOL, WE COULD SEND STEPHEN GREEN: Interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS is ‘bursting with methanol,’ new study finds.

NEWS FROM 30 MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE:

Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America https://t.co/Apr1rkizu5 pic.twitter.com/XgViL13r48

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 12, 2026