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MICROBIOME NEWS: Microbes That ‘Disarm’ Peanut Allergy Proteins Discovered in Mouth And Gut.

WELL, GOOD: Life Rebounded “Astoundingly” Fast After the Dinosaur-Killing Asteroid, Study Finds.

TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE (CONT’D): Mayor’s frantic texts to family revealed after she was allegedly caught having sex with drunken 16-year-old at pool party: ‘I f—ked up.’

Related: Married HS gym teacher charged with sexually assaulting student: ‘Can’t believe I’m going to do this.’

WE DO SEEM TO BE DRIFTING CLOSER TO KURT SCHLICHTER’S THE ATTACK: If You Don’t Already, Now is a Really Good Time to Start Carrying a Gun.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is drinking cold water bad for you? We asked a dietitian.

SEEMS SHADY: Former NASA chief turned ULA lobbyist seeks law to limit SpaceX funding.

I’d like to see SpaceX face competition, but this sounds more like a setaside for ULA, which sucks.

WELL, GOOD: Growth hormone receptor could serve as possible target for improving lung cancer treatment.

HMM: Rectal cancer rates are rising in U.S., driving an increase in illness in younger adults.

ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES: Is College Making People Stupider?

ALEX SOROS, RATIOED BY THE FROG OF SHAME:

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— Enguerrand VII de Coucy (@ingelramdecoucy) March 2, 2026

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: ASU professor calls U.S. history a ‘400-year’ pattern of ‘reproductive oppression.’

You have to hand it to academia, they’re not backing down from the self-marginalization.

A LOOK AT THE LIKELY NEAR FUTURE:

The likelihood there will soon be a new, heavily US influenced successor regime in Iran has just gone up. The biggest potential loser will be Russia, not only because it could not ride to Khamenei's rescue but because the return of the Iranian oil industry will hit his economy…

— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) March 3, 2026

GOOD: Columbia University student group coalition locked out of account after ‘death to America’ post.

“THREE CHEERS FOR THE SECRETARY OF WAR.” “Has any cabinet officer ever had a better year than Secretary of War* Pete Hegseth?” “What do you believe the troops think? Would they rather be led by Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth, or by Joe Biden and some guy in a dress?”

OUR FOUNDERS WERE NOT SOYBOYS:

Nobody talks enough about what an absolute unit Henry Knox was 250 yrs ago OTD arriving from Ticonderoga after transporting 60 tons of cannon 300 miles in the brutal winter enabling Washington to prepare for his moves at Dorchester Heights. #america250 https://t.co/yRXw8MK7zy

— ZitoSalena (@ZitoSalena) March 3, 2026

EVERY REPUBLICAN IS HITLER UNTIL THERE’S NO DANGER OF HIM WINNING POWER:

Crazy artifact of a lost civilization I saw on Reddit recently: a 13-year-old post where a woman was sincerely asking for help acquiring Canadian citizenship "in case Mitt Romney wins." Took a moment for my brain to even process it.

— SatanWatch 👿 (@_SatanWatch) March 3, 2026

I LIKE THAT NOBODY’S PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS ANYMORE:

Perhaps you didn’t hear, crazy lady. Iran bombed their own school. By mistake. They would have rather killed Jewish children with it. I am pretty sure you would have been okay with that too. https://t.co/dIqnxiyVgo

— Stacey (@ScotsFyre) March 3, 2026

GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR ADMITTING IT: George Will Bows to the Inevitable: Trump Was Right.

MY NEW YORK POST COLUMN: Why Trump and Hegseth’s swagger leaves Washington’s ‘elite’ seething.

THE ENEMY WITHIN:

Let’s put a finer point on what is happening here — a pro-CCP activist network financed by a pro-CCP millionaire living in China is organizing U.S. protests in opposition to a war against a Chinese ally, and those protests are being touted by Chinese state-run media outlets. Fun! https://t.co/3vEE8zLWOg

— Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 (@JerryDunleavy) March 3, 2026

A REAL NAZI SCANDAL FOR A DEMOCRAT GETS LESS PRESS THAN A MADE-UP ONE FOR A REPUBLICAN: Dem Senate Darling Stumbles Into Third Nazi-Related Scandal Of Primary Campaign: Far-left crusader Graham Platner is once again in the news after two instances of elevating known anti-semitic voices in the last week.

SORRY CENK:

#JOURNALISM: The Post quoted Ermiya Fanaeian as a Howard PhD candidate with family in Iran. It did not mention her work for ‘Armed Queers Salt Lake City,’ which included a visit to the Cuban embassy in DC to celebrate the life of Fidel Castro.

HE’S ECHOING WHAT ALL THE IRANIAN BOTS ARE SAYING ON X:

Newsom is pushing a blood libel, claiming Israel bombed a school – even though it’s already been proven that it was a misfired Iranian rocket that hit it.

Every Jewish organization should go after that vile scumbag the same way they go after any neo-Nazi who spreads lies about… pic.twitter.com/pwWmHk5g95

— raz sauber – רז זאובר (@raz_sauber_) March 3, 2026