EH, THEY GO WITH WHO PAYS ‘EM:

The current state of The Bulwark.

People who spent a decade promoting the Iraq War are now certain that a month-old conflict of total military domination has been lost because it's not over yet. pic.twitter.com/eWtD1rLcZy

— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) April 2, 2026

Bulwark: This is more evidence we’re losing, you guys!

🚨A host went on live TV begging ordinary Iranians NOT to leak the hiding locations of regime officials to Israel! He literally cried that if the people expose their coordinates, “it's over” and they will be eliminated.

The Islamic Republic is terrified because they know the… pic.twitter.com/6CCt0EzdIS

— Apranik 🇮🇷🇮🇱 (@patriot_apranik) April 1, 2026

SECURITY ‘N’ CIGARS: The Poison-Antidote/Poison-Antidote Loop: Chemical Warfare Training in the Cold War.

KEEP ‘EM SCARED AND RUNNING:

To understand why Saudi Arabia and Israel are urging Trump not to relent on Iran it is important to understand the military term "pursuit phase".

Pursuit is the phase which follows a breakthrough designed to catch or cut off a hostile force that is attempting to escape…

— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) April 1, 2026

REPORTS: Bondi out, replacement on the way.

ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Should you microdose Ozempic? Experts are split on risks vs benefits.

ABORIGINAL RIGHTS!

Few people understand this historical nuance, but the indigenous people of the Moon are the “Americans”, a scrappy minority tribe from planet earth that first arrived on this desolate rock in earth-year 1969.

We must respect these original settlers and their right to the land. https://t.co/ZS9hGwjB4n

— John Loeber 🎢 (@johnloeber) April 2, 2026

I want Canadians to land on the moon just so that their first words on the surface are forced to be a land acknowledgment to the native indigenous people of the United States.

— The Archdude (@The_Archdude) April 2, 2026

WELL, GOOD: Therapeutic, nasally delivered DNA vaccine fuses two genes to help fight tuberculosis.

CENSORSHIP: Newly obtained emails reveal private push to silence Bari Weiss at UCLA: Political science professor linked CBS News chief to ‘fascism,’ emails obtained by The College Fix show.

MASSIVE RESISTANCE IN UTAH: University of Utah signals unwillingness to cooperate with ICE, posts guide for dealing with agency.

OOPS: Things Are Not Going Well for Nike, Such a Shame.

#JOURNALISM: Karen Attiah, Radical Beefcake Columnist Fired for ‘Endangering’ Colleagues, To Receive ‘Distinguished Service Award’ From Journalism Society: Society of Professional Journalists will honor scandal-plagued ex-WaPo writer at ‘hall of fame’ ceremony in June.

JUSTICE: Conspiracy Lawsuit Against National Students for Justice in Palestine Parent Organization Can Go Forward.

ALBERTA WOULD BE A VERY LIBERAL U.S. STATE, THOUGH: Is the 51st State Dream Closer to Reality? A Secession Movement in Canada Is Gaining Traction.

Perhaps it could be an unincorporated organized territory, like Puerto Rico.

JUSTICE:

In Powerful Dissent, Ketanji Brown Jackson Simply Writes 'Wakanda Forever' https://t.co/B4t7XeZNki pic.twitter.com/dlakxviUag

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) April 1, 2026

Related:

I went to law school

People like KBJ are insufferable in class, they’re insufferable in practice, and they’re DANGEROUS on the bench

High ideology
Low IQ https://t.co/qCW9XSFkiz

— Sam Mirejovsky (@whatsrightsam) April 1, 2026

Clarence Thomas every time he hears Ketanji Brown Jackson speak 😭 pic.twitter.com/hlEAl7rYZ3

— TONY™ (@TONYxTWO) April 1, 2026

PERSPECTIVE:

If you're under 53 years old, you have never once been alive while a human was farther than 250 miles from Earth. Tonight, four astronauts are heading 252,000 miles out. That's a thousand times farther than any person has gone in your lifetime.

The 250-mile ceiling is where the… https://t.co/h6fatOEsl9

— Anish Moonka (@anishmoonka) April 1, 2026

My concerns about the Artemis mission are real, but this is still something.

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED: Individual Investors Could Get a Rare Shot at Buying Into SpaceX From Day One.

CHANGE:

Positive development. Headsup, Sir Keir, it'll be pitchforks by torchlight shortly.

(FYI Britain, in America, the traditional corrective on official abuse is tar and feathers. A little goes a long way. Do one, the others notice. Regrettably we've moved away from this practice.… https://t.co/xn5O1A6Tib

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 2, 2026

TOO MANY PEOPLE LOST IT OVER TRUMP:

I find it fascinating that the three guys responsible for the vast majority of "professional election analysis" in this country over the last 40+ years – Charlie Cook, Larry Sabato, and Stu Rothenberg – all had their brains utterly broken by Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/OYiTh3XEtk

— Tom Bevan (@TomBevanRCP) March 30, 2026

MICROBIOME NEWS: Giant Study Reveals Why Some Viruses Hide Inside Your Body For Life.

HMM:

The Woodrow Wilson Foundation did a 50-state survey of Americans' civic knowledge in 2019.

Men out-performed women in every state by a large amount. pic.twitter.com/YnljZw4Tvk

— Marc Porter Magee 🎓 (@marcportermagee) March 31, 2026

WAR:

Since Clausewitz, the West recognized "war as an extension of politics."

The corollary of that is "politics is an extension of money."

Iran doesn't have any money, thanks to hyper-inflation and now an 84% reduction in oil revenue.

2/ pic.twitter.com/o8EyTXMVFa

— Trent Telenko (@TrentTelenko) April 1, 2026

JAPAN IS INCREASINGLY BASED:

With this Japan-America lovefest prompted by Trump's Pearl Harbor joke and Musk's X translation thingy, worth noting, Nihonjin might not know. Adm. Isoroku Yamamoto, architect of the attack on Pearl Harbor, admired America, and thought attacking the US was a really bad idea.… https://t.co/ObaNJc97Sd

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) April 1, 2026

WARM AND WET IS GOOD: New Research Reveals Ancient Mars May Have Been Warm, Wet – and Possibly Alive.

NOW THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY I WAS PROMISED: Terraforming Mars: Modeling engineered aerosols to warm the planet.