HARSH, BUT NOT UNFAIR:
The Party of College Educated White Folks Craving Swarthy Foreign Guys — it’s not really about health care policy or “affordability” or whatever. @TheDemocrats are now a BDSM cult organized around some kind of weird masochistic Mandingo fetish. https://t.co/N9wYA1fF8W
— The Patriarch Tree (@PatriarchTree) August 12, 2026
MY LATEST SUBSTACK ESSAY: In Which I am Replaced by a Robot. Maybe.
OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.
OH, WE KNOW: Don’t Miss: Europe Is About To Go Dark in a Spectacular Total Eclipse.
Oh, you mean an actual solar eclipse? Well, that was nice, I guess.
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In Lieu Of Dystopian Sci-Fi Movie, American Just Watching News From England https://t.co/O0wRu6uW8m
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) August 12, 2026
WELL, MILFS AND MINIVANS DO GO TOGETHER: Chrysler Turns a Pair of Pacifica Minivans Into MILFs*.
Oh, wait: “* Minivans I’d Like to Flog.”
WHAT ABOUT TO THE INDIGENOUS POPULATION OF BRITAIN: No Second Amendment Right to Export Guns, Including to Haiti.
UNRAVELING THE SCAM: BREAKING: Former SPLC CFO Arrested, AG Blanche Confirms.
I LOVE THIS: Ticket to Fun: Crosman DPMS SBR Full-Auto BB Gun. “The DPMS runs on a pair of CO2 cartridges in the magazine and cycles at roughly 1,200 rounds per minute.”
Next best thing to an M19 Annihilator.
THE 21ST CENTURY IS NOT TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED: Doctors Warn That Med Students Are Surrendering Their Brains to Medical AIs That Are Even Worse than Regular Chatbots. “Although a doctor who has forgotten how to reason is recoverable, one who never learned how may not be.”
DAMMIT, I WAS HOPING TO LOSE WEIGHT EFFORTLESSLY: NASA debunks viral claims Earth will lose gravity this week. It was supposed to happen this morning, so I guess I’ll need to try diet and exercise.
YES. NEXT QUESTION? Can sinus problems cause brain fog, fatigue, and poor sleep?
WELL, THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY, YOU KNOW: Space: The Next Frontier for Maneuver Warfare.
MAKING AMERICA SKINNIER AND MORE FERTILE! Can GLP-1s affect birth control, fertility?
THE 21ST CENTURY ISN’T TURNING OUT AS I’D HOPED (CONT’D): Flesh-Eating Screwworms Feast on Humans in Mexico.
GOOD: Colleges to mark Sept. 11 anniversary for students born after attacks. Among my law students, only a very few have any memory of these at all.
ADHERING TO OUR ENEMIES: New Report Exposes the Foreign Cash Behind ‘Extremist Climate Activist Movement.’
TO BE FAIR, MARK KELLY IS THE VERY WORST AND MOST SELF-SERVING KIND OF POLITICIAN:
— 🇺🇸Keith E. Roberts 🇺🇸 (@BIGHAAS15) August 12, 2026
I’M LOSING MY APPETITE: Move Over, Thanksgiving: Francesca Hong Hosted ‘Feast of the Feminine,’ a ‘6 Course Dinner Inspired By Menstruation.’
It’s too bad Saturday Night Live doesn’t exist anymore; they could have had a lot of fun with this.
I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG:
Strategically there's no rush. The Islamic Republic makes a new enemy with each passing day. My guess is they're under orders from Moscow, Beijing or both to suck in the US at all costs. Washington is responding with a proxy coalition. https://t.co/KJA4IkI4x3
— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) August 12, 2026
TRUE BUT THAT’S PROBABLY WORSE: Fauci was not a mad scientist, but a mere bureaucrat granted unlimited power.
AND HE DESERVES WORSE THAN THAT: The Euro Mean Girls Are Ganging Up on Pedro Sanchez.
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