THIS IS THE FUNNIEST TIMELINE:

The world’s going to shit. AI may destroy us or make slaves of us or turn us into desperate predatory hordes. Even before the Democrats can manage that.

But in the meantime, this delightful app never fails to make me laugh my ass off. https://t.co/kGCSqD17WD

— Northern Barbarian (@xnoesbueno) November 13, 2026

OPEN THREAD: Because I love you and I want you to be happy.

5:45 PM ET: What time will SpaceX launch Starship Flight 15, its 1st double landing test, on Nov. 13? (Full mission timeline).

DESERVES GOT NOTHIN’ TO DO WITH IT: Pete Hegseth doesn’t deserve to be impeached.

But it’s okay. Impeachment doesn’t mean anything anymore. And yes, the GOP started this with the Clinton impeachment, which was stupid. If it had succeeded Al Gore would have been the incumbent, which would probably have pushed him over the top in 2000.

100 BUSES: AMERICANS WILL DO ANYTHING TO AVOID USING THE METRIC SYSTEM. Incredible Coral 100 Buses Long Discovered in The Indian Ocean, Could Be One of The World’s Largest.

As we should.

SOUNDS RIGHT.

The only thing saving our country the next two years is Donald J Trump.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) November 12, 2026

WAIT, THERE ARE SEX DIFFERENCES: Scientists Discover That Male and Female Hearts Age in Surprisingly Different Ways.

LIFE IN THE 21ST CENTURY: The First Surface Drone-v-Drone Fight: A Harbinger of Things to Come.

TO BE FAIR, THEY AREN’T MEANT TO: Why Parental Consent Policies for Social Media Do Not Help Families.

TURNING COLD: Winter Storm Watches Issued for Up to 24 Inches of Snow and 80 MPH Gusts Starting Friday.

DON’T LET THEM: Newly Elected Dems Waste No Time in Pushing to Transform Texas Into Virginia.

ALIENS: “Only God And The Government Know”: Giant Tentacled UFO Spotted Over Alaska.

THEY’RE ALWAYS IN THE LAST PLACE YOU LOOK: Scientists discover one of world’s oldest insects in museum.

SCIENCE: Scientists Just Uncovered How Brown Fat Powers Your Metabolism.

WHO EATS POTATO CHIPS FOR HEART HEALTH? Cardiologist Warns Against Mindless Eating of Potato Chips for Heart Health.

WELL, THIS ISN’T ENCOURAGING AT ALL: Doctors Absorb the Stunning Failure of Two High-Profile Heart Drugs. By every measure, the drugs were no better than placebos, full data revealed on Saturday. Was it the fault of the design of the studies, or our very hypotheses about heart disease? Hopefully we’ll learn something.

SCOTT GERBER: DOJ’s civil-rights enforcement cannot stop at elite universities: Mandatory DEI statements and ideological screening practices still persist far beyond the national spotlight.

PUNCH A NAZI: The New School ignored antisemitic assault, rewarded anti-Israel protesters: lawsuit.

WHY ARE WE SUBSIDIZING CIVILIZATIONAL SELF-HATRED? Survey: Over 80 percent of Students Expect Lower Grades If They Don’t Say They Hate Western Culture.

MASSIVE RESISTANCE: Illinois Tech directs business professors to incorporate DEI into courses.

A POTENT THREAT SINCE SO MANY OF THEM ARE CRIMINALS: Don Surber: Trump warns Democrats: You can investigate us, we can prosecute you.

THE ENEMY WITHIN: West Point Grad Notorious for ‘Communism Will Win’ Graduation Pics Resurfaces at UChicago Where He’s Praising Hamas, Hezbollah, and the Bloodthirsty Assads: Spenser Rapone, who was booted from the Army after the graduation photos were made public, is now embracing Islamic extremism and cruel dictators.

THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE, THE ISSUE IS ALWAYS THE REVOLUTION. ‘They Still Do That?!’ The Left Has Moved on From Climate Change.

THERE WAS A LOT OF BLACKPILLING ON GUN RIGHTS IN THE 1990s, FOLLOWED BY VICTORY: The Peaceful Second Amendment Revolution: How the right was restored from its nadir half a century ago.

WELL, TO BE FAIR, THEY’RE MORONS: Ronald Dworkin: The Childlike Innocence of the American Protester.

And tools of bad people.