HE IS TEMU JEFFERSON DAVIS: Don’t Underestimate Tim Walz. He called himself Knucklehead.
January 16, 2026
OKAY, I’M FAIRLY SURE REDUCING THE WORLD SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE IS LISTED SOMEWHERE AS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY OR AT LEAST WOMANHOOD: FDA Announces Nationwide Recall Of Chocolate Bars Made In North Carolina. Keep an eye out for Mint Leaf chocolate bars from Raleigh-based Spring & Mulberry.
THERE WILL BE NO CIVIL WAR HERE. SORRY, GUYS, BUT THE LEFT AIN’T GOT IT IF IT EVER DID: A New Free Europe.
Unfortunately there won’t be a a free Europe is. Look, it would be nice, but you can’t recover for someone else. Even when the someone else is a continent. There might be countries that pop free here and there. But Europe as a whole? There’s so much to recover from, and so much pride to swallow there.
January 15, 2026
OPEN THREAD: All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake up in the day to find it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make tonight’s Open Thread possible.
THE CRITICAL DRINKER: The Golden Globes Happened, I Guess…
Back in 2010, when the gulf between reality and what the legacy media was reporting was too big to ignore, I wrote, “A few years ago, the news industry built a mausoleum of their own — remember the Newseum? And that’s not the only place where they’ve entombed themselves. Their news product, particularly on TV, is essentially a closed-circuit system designed to assuage the ruling class. That you and I can choose to also watch is merely a byproduct.”
But that’s the news. I’d call the material released by Hollywood the industry’s own closed-circuit system, but I doubt the people who make this material are actually sitting down to enjoy it themselves. Who is consuming Hollywood’s “entertainment” product these days?
QED:
Ouch! The premier was free and flopped.
This is their own fault. And the sad part is they will never admit why it failed, because it would be “problematic” to discuss the truth.
Nobody wants fat diverse Star Trek with “modern” morals.
They want OG Starfleet. https://t.co/PpjezqfGZM
— Grummz (@Grummz) January 15, 2026
UPDATE: Star Trek: Starfleet Academy Already a Flop — Free YouTube Premiere Draws Shockingly Low Viewership.
MORE: Dispatches from United Earth’s Newspaper of Record:
New Starfleet Vessel Unable To Reach Warp Speed Because Crew Is Too Fat https://t.co/7NxyYNXyAM pic.twitter.com/ONOic9mDJ6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 15, 2026
OBVIOUSLY THEY MUST BE STOPPED FROM TAKING POWER — BY, TO COIN A PHRASE, “ANY MEANS NECESSARY.” To protect our democracy.
they keep telling us that when they’re back in power they’re doing mass incarceration for political dissidents as if this is as normal a thing to say as “we disagree with your views on abortion” or something https://t.co/f1nHNtPBWk
— Mike Solana (@micsolana) January 15, 2026
REDNECK NATION:
That’s right. States don’t get to decide which federal laws apply to them. We settled that question decades ago, at great cost, and the answer hasn’t changed.
These are the same people who constantly warn about “threats to democracy,” yet believe they can bypass the Constitution…
— Nicholas Giordano (@PasReport) January 15, 2026
(Classical reference in headline.)
UPDATE (FROM GLENN):
Didn’t you just say SEVERAL times that Minnesota is “at war” with the Federal Government?
It’s almost like your actions have consequences… pic.twitter.com/dcx6nk3bRa https://t.co/OBqkLKqaob
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) January 15, 2026
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WHEN HE INVOKES THE INSURRECTION ACT, THE FIRST THING HE SHOULD DO IS CUT OFF ALL FUNDS TO MINNESOTA. That will hurt more than a couple of divisions of paratroops.
“If the corrupt politicians of Minnesota don’t obey the law & stop the professional agitators & insurrectionists from attacking the Patriots of I.C.E., who are only trying to do their job, I will institute the INSURRECTION ACT, which many Presidents have done…” – President Trump pic.twitter.com/d7XJMA7qUU
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) January 15, 2026
PLAIN SPEAKING:
This is remarkable to watch on multiple levels. There is the diplomatic dimension, where an American Under Secretary of State is not supposed to call a spade a spade. But when the people demanding deference to those outdated conventions are the very same elites who fear their own… https://t.co/neIazN9ciO
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) January 15, 2026
NOTHING IS SAFE: Quantum computing promises extraordinary power, but that same power may expose new security weaknesses. “Published in the Proceedings of the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE), the study argues that protecting quantum computers will require more than software safeguards, emphasizing the importance of securing the underlying hardware as well.”
This is, of course, true for existing systems too.
KEEP THE PRESSURE ON:
Walz is on the ropes. We’re at the bargaining stage. But Walz has nothing to bargain with. https://t.co/dUeZpCUQgI
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) January 15, 2026
Just remember that all the ICE chaos is directly downstream from purposeful state level malfeasance.
‘Haha! We’re not going to cooperate with federal law enforcement! Haha we dare you to do anything about it! Haha what are you going to do?’ https://t.co/n7VdhXNkuW
— Coddled Affluent Professional (@feelsdesperate) January 15, 2026
THOMAS SOWELL: My Experience With Artificial Intelligence.
Another target of this particular AI fraud is military historian Victor Davis Hanson. In addition to his profound scholarly writings on military history, Prof. Hanson has also spoken out strongly on many current and controversial issues.
Apparently those who do not agree with him cannot argue effectively against what he said. So they use AI to make him seem to be saying something different.
Political or ideological reasons for creating fraudulent imitations of people on the internet are not the only reasons. Some of the creators of these deceptive imitations have things to sell or donations to seek. These are the easiest imitations to tell are not mine.
My own website—FactsAgainstRhetoric.org—sells nothing and asks for no donations. It contains not only things that I have actually said, but also a great many things that others have said—on subjects ranging from affirmative action to medical issues, education issues and geographic influences.
This is a website set up in hopes of helping young people get an education, despite being in college.
Heh, indeed. Read the whole thing.™
IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY:
And scene… https://t.co/8x31B28TWB pic.twitter.com/XtSEM0xqWm
— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) January 15, 2026
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CHOLERA HAS ITS UPSIDES: Bacterial toxin can counteract colorectal cancer growth. Hey, we’ve put botulism toxin to work.
AIRPORT PIRATES:
Okay @DataRepublican, and I did some general numbers on the SomaliFraud cash going through Minneapolis airport.
According to reports, over 2 years, they moved roughly $700MM through the airport.
That means (if they used $100 bills) they moved 7.7 metric tons of cash, and keep…
— Walter Curt (@wcdispatch) January 15, 2026
Here’s the interesting bit:
WHY Minneapolis?
Well, after some quick discussing with regular travelers of the MN airports.
The Somalis run the airport.
They’re the ground crews.
They’re the airport staff.
They’re friggin TSA.We have an airport in the United States of America run by pirates.
The Minneapolis airport needs to be completely shut down until we can figure out what in the hell is going on.
PATHS OF GLORY: Emmanuel Macron Says the French Military Is on Its Way to Denmark and Greenland.
Oh wow! I wonder if the French could beat their surrender record from WW2 if there was a conflict?
— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 15, 2026
AARON HANSCOM: The Video Gavin Newsom Doesn’t Want You to See.
PIRELLI MAKES GOOD TIRES: Pirelli Could Be Locked Out of the US Because of Its Chinese Ownership.
WOW: Georgia race to succeed Marjorie Taylor Greene attracts 22. “The March 10 special election will put all candidates on the ballot. Georgia law requires candidates to receive 50% of the vote plus one to avoid a runoff. If needed, the runoff is April 7.”
“If needed,” eh?