NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:
Everyone must remember their Oath.
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) November 1, 2026
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG:
Everyone must remember their Oath.
— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) November 1, 2026
PROTECT YOUR SKIN: Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream Skin Protectant. #CommissionEarned
AT THE MERCY OF A SINGLE FUSE: What If Your Car’s Brakes Fail? Bosch Has a Touchscreen Solution. “Brake-by-wire isn’t some sci-fi fantasy anymore. It’s already here, with plenty of new cars ditching old-school cables and rods for sensors, computers, and electronic gizmos. Instead of a direct link between your foot and the brakes, the car now reads your pedal press and decides how hard to clamp down – all through electronics. However, this approach also raises an important question: What happens when the electronics responsible for stopping your car fail?”
FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS WANT TO CENSOR AMERICANS WITHOUT EVER SETTING FOOT ON U.S. SOIL. As Trace Mitchell explains, overseas speech restrictions increasingly threaten what Americans can say online, raising a fundamental question about whose laws get to govern our speech. Check out this week’s update.
ED MORRISSEY: Stevens Appears With Rogers After El-Sayed Snub. Haley Stevens “tried to get everyone off the Crazy Train this week, and the Democrat Party stiffed her in favor of antisemitism. That lesson won’t be lost on Michigan voters and maybe voters in every battleground this week. In Michigan, Jocelyn Benson may have to worry about the impact on her gubernatorial campaign with black voters, especially with John James as a credible alternative. Democrats have no one to blame but themselves for this mess. They went all-in on Hamas support this cycle, and they just blew up a relatively easy Senate hold over it. Stay tuned.”
UPDATE: Nothing to see here, just a New York Times contributor doing his best Bane impersonation:

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST THE AP EXCUSE-MONGERING BAD VOTER ROLLS AS NON-NEWS:
that means 60% are, correct?
— streiff (@streiffredstate) October 31, 2026
That is correct, yes.
GET RID OF PESTS: Zevo Flying Insect Trap for Fruit Flies & Gnats, 2 Plug-In Bases. #CommissionEarned
OBAMA’S AFFORDABLE CARE WAS AN ACT: Obamacare premiums set to rise 13% as healthcare costs continue climbing.
AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD:
Alaska Democrats Caught Busing In Thousands Of Dan Sullivans https://t.co/Lz7bRBBynp
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 31, 2026
SURE, IT’S AN INVASIVE SPECIES, BUT IT’S A DELICIOUS SPECIES, TOO: Florida’s lionfish invasion and the divers fighting back.
DISPATCHES FROM THE MUMMY STATE: Scottish Museum sending mummy’s remains back to Egypt.
A Scottish museum that removed a mummy from display because it didn’t have the deceased person’s “consent” will now return the remains to Egypt.
Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum in Glasgow removed the coffin and mummified corpse of an ancient Egyptian priest known as Nekht to show him “respect”.
The council-controlled body which runs the museum, Glasgow Life, explained that it did not have “consent” for the display “from the deceased individual or their descendants”.
Other items removed include a a mummified male head and right foot and a hand recovered from the Valley of the Kings in Luxor.
The Telegraph has learnt that the mummy is to be returned to Egypt following a request for repatriation.
In response, “Scottish Conservative culture spokesman Murdo Fraser said: ‘This is woke madness at its most ridiculous. Even Egyptian mummies are now being cancelled by a society so obsessed with modern sensibilities that it has lost all sense of perspective.’”
BUCKLE UP:
And now we understand the absolutely rabid obsession with destroying Pete Hegseth.
I’ve been in the Army since before 9/11. Served under many secretaries.
Only in the past 18 months have I experienced:
>politicians warning me not to follow illegal orders
>billboards outside… https://t.co/kOojnppZLW— InfantryDort (@infantrydort) October 31, 2026
“He is by all meaningful accounts, effective at wielding the machine. And that is why they drool at the thought of removing him.”
I’VE BEEN WORRYING ABOUT THAT: Signs your anxiety is more serious than you think, according to a psychiatrist.
TREAT YOUR LIPS: Jack Black Intense Therapy Sunscreen Lip Balm. #CommissionEarned
NOT SURE HOW SHOCKING THAT REALLY IS: First-Of-Its-Kind Poll Finds TDS Is Real, And It’s Shockingly Widespread.
Among the findings of this first-of-its-kind poll:
More than a third of the public (38%) and more than half of Democrats (53%) say they themselves have experienced TDS, when it’s described as “unusually intense negative emotional reactions to Donald Trump.” 70% say they observed Trump-related emotional stress, anger, or agitation among people they know. 62% say they have seen people change their behavior because of strong negative feelings toward Trump. 41% know people who refuse to socialize with friends or family who support Trump. 37% have seen obsessive attention to Trump combined with anger toward his supporters. 22% say they have seen threats or aggressive or violent behavior tied to negative feelings about Trump. But even those who can’t wait for Trump to be out of office should be deeply troubled by the poll’s findings.
Because, left untreated, TDS sufferers won’t suddenly be cured when Trump leaves the White House. Their obsession will just transfer to a new tormentor.
Spend a decade or so with the intel-media complex whipping up fear and hatred, and this is what you get.
“DUMB GUYS WITH POOR IMPULSE CONTROL:”
Bonfire of the Vanities has the best bit on criminal guilt.
Most defendants are obviously guilty. https://t.co/mULAzGEGWE pic.twitter.com/MhLcMO8pIP
— Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) November 1, 2026
I’M SO OLD, I CAN REMEMBER WHEN LEFTISTS EXPECTED ELECTIONS TO BE DECIDED IN ONE NIGHT:
In 2016 The NY Times did a video on the 2000 election and how crazy it was to not have the results on Election Day.
Now the MSM tells us that not having the results on Election Day is normal. 😜 pic.twitter.com/iZX3Jp1tfI https://t.co/DpbUbI21Cz
— MAZE (@mazemoore) November 1, 2026
Flash-forward to 2026, and DNC-PBS is in full Stalinist “Those who vote decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything” mode:
They are preparing you to accept their election night tomfoolery. Don't fall for it. https://t.co/Y7rYdR4DbU
— Disinformation Expert Lizzy (@StarChamberMaid) November 1, 2026
Related:
This is true. https://t.co/X4p1X87SIU
— Roger Kimball (@rogerkimball) November 1, 2026
I HAD BEEN ASSURED THAT THE REPLACEMENT THEORY WAS JUST RIGHT-WING PARANOIA:
New figures obtained from the UK's Office for National Statistics (ONS) reveal a major shift in the most common surnames given to newborn babies in England and Wales, with Khan and Ahmed now ranking second and third, overtaking the traditional British surnames Jones and Williams.… pic.twitter.com/t3sQAcxZlW
— Visegrád 24 (@visegrad24) October 31, 2026
CIVIL RIGHTS UPDATE: The Latest Way YouTube is Censoring Firearms Content Creators. “In fact, up until this chat where I tried a handful of different angles to ‘trick’ the chatbot into finding the actual error and disclosing it to me, every single time over the last few months when thumbnail generation wasn’t working, it was getting ‘timeout’ and “service temporarily not available” sorts of notices. The proffered excuse was that the system was, in effect, too busy and simply couldn’t generate a thumbnail for me at that particular time. That’s why I would try repeatedly rather than giving up.”
THE DEMAND FOR RACISM AND HATE IS GREATER THAN THE SUPPLY: This Democrat Thinks That Joking About This Infamous Fraudster Is Racist.
She wants to see racism everywhere so badly but community notes fact checked her 😂☠️ pic.twitter.com/f6ufb6EkI2
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) November 1, 2026
Related: Judge denies bond for influencer ‘Shawty Dred’ in $4M fraud case.
JAMES LILEKS: Be Ready-ish.
English authorities said the country’s new “Be Ready” campaign is intended to help people through a bad patch in case extreme weather plays havoc — nothing more. Also, keep in mind, a can opener can be used as a weapon to open the throat of an invader. Oh, and we’re raising the age at which retired military personnel can be recalled from 55 to 65, but that isn’t in reaction to anything at all. Japan has issued the same recommendations, probably saying it’s in case there’s a tsunami and certainly not a surprise attack by China that knocks them out in the event of a fast-moving Taiwan gambit.
Many people on social media have also noted news of the FORTRESS America project, intended to make all military facilities self-reliant for 90 days should local utilities fail. You nod and say, “Good idea, and also, why haven’t you done this before, and also, why now?” Then you learn it’s part of PROJECT HARDINATE or OPERATION SECURE TURGIDITY or something that was started a few years ago. In short, there’s probably nothing to it. There’s probably no intel about intricate utility-killing plots using sleeper cells infiltrated during Biden-era border laxity. There probably isn’t anything imminent. If there was, they would have head-faked us with some more declassified UFO footage.
I’ve been prepped since the Twin Towers fell. I put together a bug-out box after 9/11, figuring that if something bad happened, we would light out for the territories, head to North Dakota where my family had a gas station. Dad would be guarding the tanks with one of his many, many rifles. I bought some buckets of shelf-stable food. Civilization might crack and chaos rule the land, but we were going to dine like kings on beef stroganoff every night for a solid month. Twenty-five-year shelf life, I thought, in 2001. We’re good.
Remain indoors, and DO NOT THINK OF THE EVENT:
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