DEPOSE HIM AND PLACE MINNESOTA UNDER FEDERAL CONTROL UNDER THE INSURRECTION ACT:

FEELS LIKE SOMETHING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN:

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UPDATE (From Ed): Let’s Engage in Baseless Speculation for a Moment, Shall We? The Skies Over Iran Have Emptied.

ANOTHER UPDATE (FROM GLENN):

OPEN THREAD: Hump Day.

IT’S BEEN GOING ON SINCE LUNCHTIME: Verizon still working to resolve network issue snarling cellphone service. Mine was out for a while; I know some people who still don’t have service.

UPDATE: My phone just got a bunch of texts from around 2 pm which suggests to me that they’ve fixed the outage, or at least a major chunk of it, just now.

GOOD LORD: Ex-CEO of Paul Newman charity for sick kids embezzled millions. “Christopher L. Butler, 49, of Porter Ranch, California, has been charged with more than a dozen felonies after allegedly stealing $5.2 million over seven years from The Painted Turtle, one of the many charities for kids with chronic or life-threatening illnesses co-founded by the late actor.”