“EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.” Ilhan Omar married her brother. “In February 2009, the future Minnesota Congresswoman Ilhan Omar married a man named Ahmed Nur Said Elmi. It was her first legal marriage. The marriage ceremony was conducted by a Christian ministesr. There is no dispute about these facts, which are recounted by the Post. All available evidence points to Elmi being Omar’s biological brother. No evidence points away from this fact.”
March 27, 2026
OPEN THREAD: Ring in the weekend.
CANADA IS HAVING A BAD YEAR: Canada cancels its 1st moon rover: ‘It’s hopefully not a lost cause.’
EVERYONE WHO’S READ A COMIC BOOK KNOWS RADIATION GIVES YOU SUPER POWERS: Chernobyl Fungus Seems to Have Evolved an Incredible Ability. I mean it’s just science.
Though a colleague at UT who researches arachnids and was bitten by a radioactive spider at Oak Ridge told me that she was very disappointed not to develop the ability to walk on walls.
I TOO HAVE SUSPECTED FOR A LONG TIME THAT STARMER ISN’T JUST COWARDLY, BUT COMPLICIT:
He can't stand up the the Muslims because of the 'rent boys'
Pathetic
Oh, there's the door bell. I assume that's the police
They're a major part of the cover-up, sadly https://t.co/Ca63MBFTcu
— John Cleese (@JohnCleese) March 27, 2026
THIS STUDY IS BY THE “ROBINSON RESEARCH INSTITUTE.” Sperm Get Lost in Space and Scientists Finally Know Why.
Was one of the researchers a Dr. Smith by chance?
WHAT’S AMUSING IS THAT THIS ENTHUSIASM FOR BARBARIC SAVAGERY COMES FROM THE FINEST UNIVERSITIES IN THE CIVILIZED WORLD. The barbaric savages are just copying it.
— Vauban Books (@VaubanBooks) March 26, 2026
It’s also revealing that the savages are reduced to using First World creations like AI video to produce their propaganda from whatever basement they’re hiding in.
And maybe those fine universities aren’t so fine.
BIG SPRING SALE: Mellanni Twin Sheets Set – 3 PC Iconic Collection Bedding. #CommissionEarned
BIG SPRING SALE: Amazon Kindle Paperwhite Signature Edition 32GB (newest model). #CommissionEarned
LOL, MAMDANI IS SUDDENLY ANTI-TERRORISM:
When a radical Muslim threw an honest-to-God BOMB at American citizens in New York City…
…you didn't call them radical Muslims, in fact, you didn't mention their affiliation to any groups
Why the difference? pic.twitter.com/fCGpRqWYjX
— Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) March 27, 2026
But it’s really just an excuse to go after the Jews.
THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUSLY YES: Should BMW Build A Super-Size SUV For America?
WORTH IT JUST TO GET REASSIGNED: Secret Service agent on Jill Biden detail shoots self in the leg, official says.
FACE, MEET PALM:
New York Times promoting a homemade matzoh recipe that isn't kosher for passover is definitely on the nose pic.twitter.com/c02LJg1P5P
— Yoni Freedhoff 🤟 (@YoniFreedhoff) March 27, 2026
FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: This Is Exactly What I Said Would Happen if They Shut Down TSA. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the number airplanes you can break into in a single day, how to piss off an Airbnb owner, and what they think of modern art Down Under.”
READER FAVORITE: Coway Airmega AP-1512HH(W) True HEPA Purifier with Air Quality Monitoring. #CommissionEarned
WOULDN’T IT BE NICE IF NYC WERE AS CLEAN AND WELL-RUN AS [CHECKS NOTES] SAN SALVADOR?
The “before” images of San Salvador, prior to Bukele’s reforms, with all the shacks and trinket sales, increasingly look like our ground level reality in NYC and other great American cities post- Hart Celler migration.
We tolerate so much 3rd World behavior, but it’s good to… https://t.co/19BIOhTG5X
— Nathan Halberstadt 🧊 (@NatHalberstadt) March 27, 2026
HOW OUR RULING CLASS THINKS: Chicago, Where The Mayor’s Safety Is Far More Important Than Any Average Citizen’s.
UNEXPECTEDLY: Colleges drop remedial math, students drop math courses. “Starting all students in college-level math was supposed to speed their path to a degree, writes Katherine Mangan in the Chronicle of Higher Education. Instead of starting in no-credit remedial math, poorly prepared students are placed in college-level classes and offered a corequisite ‘math lab’ or extra catch-up class to learn missing skills. But the short cut is not working for many unprepared students, she writes. They end up taking longer because they keep flunking math.”