RYAN REYNOLDS JUST SLANDERED THE ’80S — PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS:
“The 80s was a brutal, brutal time for people,” he said for some reason. “It was a fu**ing mess and people forget that. It was a tremendous strife. Socio political tensions everywhere. We were still pretty fresh off a Cuban missile crisis, which was only 15-20 years before. It’s a tumultuous period, but you look back at it now and you’re like, ‘Oh, yeah. ‘Top Gun.’ Cocaine!’ Like, ‘No!’ It was really scary.”
Yo, bro. That’s people’s childhoods you’re talking about. It was a time of patriotism and hot dogs and Fourth of July fireworks. The only places where it was a “fu**ing mess” were communist hellholes like the Soviet Union, who ate it in the 1980 Olympics “Miracle on Ice,” and East Germany, where people were trying to escape the Stasi.
It’s unfortunate that modern liberals didn’t take the hint that you shouldn’t model your country on places millions of people try to flee — to the United States, by the way. When the Berlin Wall came down, we expected it to stay down — not for control freaks to put a Digital Curtain back up with Flock cameras.
Also, people really didn’t obsess about politics the way Woke Hollywood actors like yourself do today.
So, when you start attacking the 1980s as if you were given a script to revise American history, you’re really striking a nerve. And people weren’t bashful about letting Ryan Reynolds have it.
For obvious reasons:
What made the 80s special was that almost NO ONE — except some teachers who still thought it was the 60s — was uptight.
Everyone was cool. Everyone could take a joke. You never had to walk on eggshells. The girls were cool. Race relations were cool. We all had part-time jobs.…
— John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte (@NolteNC) September 1, 2026
Also, was it over when the Russians bombed Pearl Harbor?
How nuts do you have to be to cite the Cuban Missile Crisis as a reason the eighties were traumatic? https://t.co/lh0yCM8x0x
— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) September 3, 2026
*Parachute pants. Maui & Sons board shorts were also acceptable
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 3, 2026