OPEN THREAD: Be here now.
January 16, 2026
SPACE: Analysis-Musk’s Starlink faces high-profile security test in Iran crackdown.
I think Elon should install rods-from-god with home-on-jam capability….
LOL, AMY KLOBUCHAR:
If law-abiding Minnesotans were actually being thrown to the ground, detained, pepper-sprayed, and threatened, I would agree with you.
But these are not law-abiding Minnesotans. Not a single one.
— Cynical Publius (@CynicalPublius) January 16, 2026
ASSORTED NEGOTIATIONS APPEAR TO BE AFOOT:
There are two possible reasons why an unidentified operation against Iran slated for approximately Jan 14, 2026 was canceled or postponed:
1. The resources available were not sufficient to achieve the tactical objectives; and or
2. New strategic opportunities emerged that…— wretchardthecat (@wretchardthecat) January 17, 2026
FOLLOW THE SCIENCE: We Were Wrong About Restrictive Diets, Decades of Research Says.
IF YOU’RE AGAINST VOTER ID, IT MEANS YOU’RE INVESTED IN VOTER FRAUD:
This is needed to save democracy in America https://t.co/jSoISFIQgq
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 16, 2026
TO MY CREDIT, IF THAT’S THE RIGHT WORD, I DID MAKE IT MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH THE FIRST EPISODE: I (Almost) Watched Starfleet Academy So You Don’t Have To. “Somewhere, Worf sheds a silent and very warrior-like tear.”
UPDATE (From Ed): Now it all makes sense:
Wait a minute… pic.twitter.com/57NtaFPIUu
— Jon Del Arroz | Pop Culture & Gaming 🎮 (@jondelarroz) January 16, 2026
AT AMAZON, Shop Same Day Delivery. #CommissionEarned
DOJ’S OFFICE OF LEGAL COUNSEL FINDS THAT BAN ON MAILING LEGAL FIREARMS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL, DOJ will no longer enforce it. USPS told to modify its regulations.
This is progress for civil rights, but who would trust their gun to the US Mail?
WE WHO WOULD LIKE TO SELL SALUTE YOU: Lawmaker Introduces ‘Common Sense’ Bill to Eliminate Capital Gains Taxes on Home Sales.
Tire Inflator Portable Air Compressor. #CommissionEarned
IT’S FLORIDA MAN FRIDAY [VIP]: How Not to Become a TikTok Sensation. “It’s time for your much-needed break from the serious news, and this week, we’ll learn the proper caliber for shooting up an Uber vehicle, how not to become a TikTok star, and why Wyoming really is the Cowboy State.”
IT’S A WORK IN PROGRESS: Abrams M1E3 Tank Prototype Unveiled (Sort Of).
IT’S TIME FOR VICTORIA TAFT’S West Coast, Messed Coast™ — Feckless Gavin Admits Calling ICE Agents ‘Terrorists’ Is ‘Unfair’, but… “Someday, voters on the West Coast, Messed Coast™ will choose governors who do more than raise taxes, sign laws that compromise the First Amendment, prioritize plants over people, and lie about giving away your money to illegal aliens. Until then, there’s Feckless Gavin Newsom, the unfortunately-named Tina Kotek, and Tax Man Bob Ferguson.”
THE SMART CROWD IS SLAMMING TRUMP TODAY FOR DRIVING CANADA TOWARD BEIJING, BUT OTTAWA HAS LEANED HARDER IN THAT DIRECTION FOR SEVERAL YEARS:
Canada will never be America's 51st state, because they're already China's 24th Province. https://t.co/GF4uSwnxur pic.twitter.com/Qvc1FJXBUB
— Skscartoon (@skscartoon) January 16, 2026
TREAT YOUR SHOULDER PAIN: Shoulder-Heating-Pad-Heated-Wrap. #CommissionEarned
WELL, WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY…:
Al Capone didnt like it when federal agents came to his city either.
— unseen1 (@unseen1_unseen) January 15, 2026
REST IN PEACE GRANDPA VICHA: In 2021, Antoine Watson, crossed the street to shove 84-year-old Vicha Ratanapakdee to the pavement, resulting in Ratanapakdee’s death. Watson then went back to his car to fetch his phone and took pictures of what he had done. There was no apparent reason for Watson’s action. He didn’t know Ratanapakdee. It was pure free-floating malice. Watson is a monster.
His murder trial just ended in San Francisco. The jury found him NOT guilty of murder in either the first or second degree, but guilty of involuntary manslaughter and guilty of using force likely to produce great bodily harm. Not surprisingly, there is disappointment in the Asian community, and I’m not so thrilled about it either.
Watson’s crime was brought to the attention of the Commission on Civil Rights when the Commission was working up its report on “Anti-Asian Racism.” Then as now, I wasn’t big on the concept of “hate crimes.” I don’t much care if an animal like Watson was motivated by his victim’s race or just by the desire to inflict harm on some random person (and the latter seems to have been the case). First and foremost the duty of government is to protect people from violence. In the early 2020s, it was failing spectacularly in that duty. And things still aren’t that great.
What bothered me most about the Commission’s report is how it seemed to be interested only in scaring Asian Americans into believing that large numbers of their fellow Americans wanted to kill them because of their race. It didn’t have much to say about how to stop those crimes or about crime in general and how to stop it. Instead, the report seemed to be cynically focused on funding useless “bias training” (and on the ever-popular task of getting votes for Democrats). Anybody who thinks Antoine Watson would have benefited from a little “bias training” is an idiot. My Commissioner Statement for that report is here.
ANSWERING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is it illegal to own an axolotl? It depends.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, MOVE ALONG: Oglala Sioux Chief Lied About ICE Locking up Tribe Members.
EVERYTHING IS GOING SWIMMINGLY. NO, ACTUALLY, IT IS!
GDP hits 5.5%.
Meaning the American economy is now growing faster than China.
– Productivity growth tripled
– Wages are growing 3.8%
– Layoffs are the lowest since 2022
– Inflation is just 1.7% per TruflationThis is the crash legacy media and economists swore was coming. pic.twitter.com/VSs011nyAy
— Peter St Onge, Ph.D. (@profstonge) January 16, 2026
Well ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to tell you that the winning has not slowed down a bit.
Here is the Thursday Win Report!
– Initial jobless claims come in under 200k, near a 56 year low 👀
– Empire State Manufacturing Index surges to 7.7. Expectations were 1.0 👀
— Whale Psychiatrist ™️ (@k_ovfefe2) January 16, 2026
But wait, it gets better:
US CPI Inflation today: 1.55%
Our inflation index dropped further today, from 1.70% to 1.55%, as cooling spread across multiple categories.
The main drivers included the Housing, Food, and Household items categories. pic.twitter.com/12DlcIQk1A
— Truflation (@truflation) January 16, 2026