THE EYECLOPS BIONICAM, which was getting a lot of pre-Christmas buzz, is now marked down sixty bucks to $19.99. For that price, I ordered one myself. I’m kind of jealous of what kids today get, but I console myself with the immortal words: “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood.”

Though for me, some people might say a more apt motto is: “You can’t always be young, but you can always be immature.”

UPDATE: Julie Cork emails:

Hi Glenn,

I noticed your post about the Eyeclops. I got one for Christmas this year, and while it’s lots of fun the focusing requires plenty of patience and a steady hand. Also, I’ve found that an extra light source is very helpful. On the remote chance you’re interested, I’ve been posting Eyeclops photos on my blog (juliecork.wordpress.com) this past week.

I hope you enjoy yours!

Well, I have a steady hand, anyway.