YOUR DAILY TREACHER: What’s Flakier, a Croissant or AOC?

I hate April Fools’ Day, AKA Amateur Comedians’ Day. Today is the day when a lot of people who aren’t funny try to be funny, and I can never wait for it to end. So let’s assume that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is joining in today, or else she really is just this dumb:

As with the Green New Deal, we’ve seen this show about nothing before.