SNOWFALLS ARE NOW JUST A THING OF THE PAST:

● Shot: “The entire North polar ice cap will disappear in 5 years.”

—Al Gore, speaking to a German audience, December 13, 2008.

● Chaser: “A Finnish climate group is raising $500,000 to carve President Donald Trump’s face onto an arctic iceberg.”

—The Hill, today.

As Twitchy quips, “If they really can pull this off for only $500,000, then the GOP or Donald Trump himself should fund this just to troll everyone in case it doesn’t calve into the ocean.”

(Classical reference in headline.)