ONCE AGAIN, THE ONION PLAYS CATCH-UP WITH REAL LIFE: College Encourages Lively Exchange Of Idea: Students, Faculty Invited To Freely Express Single Viewpoint.

Saying that such a dialogue was essential to the college’s academic mission, Trescott University president Kevin Abrams confirmed Monday that the school encourages a lively exchange of one idea. “As an institution of higher learning, we recognize that it’s inevitable that certain contentious topics will come up from time to time, and when they do, we want to create an atmosphere where both students and faculty feel comfortable voicing a single homogeneous opinion,” said Abrams, adding that no matter the subject, anyone on campus is always welcome to add their support to the accepted consensus.

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