OH, THAT LIBERAL FASCISM: “Communist Cuba is supposedly the hottest fashion destination this year. Fashion powerhouses like Chanel have staked out the tyrannical tropical island to showcase the latest in fashion. As a result, fashionistas are looking to break into Havana this spring. Who knew that a communist country could be so chic with its omnipresent poverty, human rights abuses, and tyranny?”

Oh, I don’t know — Walter Duranty, Jane Fonda, John Kerry, Jim McDermott, Eason Jordan, and Anna Wintour all immediately spring to mind. And there are countless others on the left suffering from Cuban-American blogger Val Prieto once “omnipotent tourist syndrome.”