THOU SHALL NOT MOCK THE NARRATIVE!

● WATCH: Mummers Parade Mocks Bruce Jenner in Comedy Sketch Singing ‘Dude Looks Like a Lady.’

● Outrage as official Times Square Ball Twitter account tweets the hashtag #BallLivesBatter.

Remember, as the Ayatollah  Khomeini famously warned, “There are no jokes in Islam. There is no humor in Islam. There is no fun in Islam. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious.”

Whoops, sorry, wrong totalitarian religion there, but it’s an easy mistake to make these days — “When politics becomes a religion, nonbelievers must be punished,” David Gelernter writes.

Or as the caption added to a photo of Bernie Sanders asks, “How can you separate church and state, when the state is your church?”

Related: And to bring this post full circle, “Why ‘Draw Mohammed’? The Artist Explains.”