NEWS YOU CAN USE: “If you read Vox on how to survive Thanksgiving, you are the person your family is trying to survive.”

Update: Great URL on a Washington Free Beacon article titled “How to DESTROY Your Crazy Relatives Who Think Bad Thoughts at Thanksgiving:” “Arguing about politics at Thanksgiving should be punished by catapult.”

Endorsed. (Barring that, as John Podhoretz suggests, “If anyone brings up politics at Thanksgiving, everybody else, no matter their views, should shriek ‘SAFE SPACE! SAFE SPACE!'”)