FIRST THE RUSSIAN WARSHIPS, NOW THIS: Fighter jets in Democratic convention’s military montage were Turkish, not American. It’s clowns all the way down. But hey, Romney’s inexperienced! I’m betting, though, that he’s smart enough to tell the Turkish Air Force from the USAF — and, more importantly, to hire someone who can.

Related: Barack Obama In 2008: You Can’t Stand Up To China While Running Up A “Huge National Debt.” How’s that workin’ out for ya, Barry?

UPDATE: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the shouts of Death To America! from, well, everywhere. The Week: Is Obama’s foreign policy failing in the Muslim world?