JAMES PETHOKOUKIS: July jobs report: America’s labor market depression continues. Plus, once again, the damning graph comparing Obama’s stimulus promises with actual results. “Not only is the 8.3% unemployment rate way above the 5.6% unemployment rate that Team Obama predicted for July 2012 if Congress passed the $800 billion stimulus plan. It’s way above the 6.0% unemployment rate they predicted if no stimulus was passed.”

UPDATE: Lamest Spin Ever: Obama adviser: Jobless rate is really 8.254%.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Well, okay, this is pretty lame, too: Former Obama economic adviser on jobs report: What did you expect from our measly growth rate?

How’s that hopey-changey stuff workin’ out for ya?