LAWS, LIKE TAXES, ARE FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Cops among Florida’s worst speeders, Sun Sentinel investigation finds. “We’ve all seen it, and now there’s proof: Police officers sworn to uphold our traffic laws are among the worst speeders on South Florida roads. A three-month Sun Sentinel investigation found almost 800 cops from a dozen agencies driving 90 to 130 mph on our highways. Many weren’t even on duty — they were commuting to and from work in their take-home patrol cars. . . . Speeding cops can kill. Since 2004, Florida officers exceeding the speed limit have caused at least 320 crashes and 19 deaths. Only one officer went to jail — for 60 days.” Privatize ’em. And pay citizens a bounty for catching speeding patrol cars.