HOW TO SABOTAGE AHMADINEJAD: Have some scantily-clad coed run up and give him a kiss. Make sure photos are distributed in Iran.
UPDATE: Yes, this is tongue-in-cheek, as some of our dimmer lefty blogger friends seem to have missed. (Hey, I thought they were in favor of "make love, not war." But maybe this is "fake love, not war.") It was, however based on a real incident. Had they been paying attention to the news, they might have remembered that.