SO MOVIE STUDIOS are going to cut way back on newspaper ads. Part of this is because they don't think that their customers read newspapers anymore -- and part of it is because they don't have as many customers as they used to. Of course, why they don't have as many customers is unclear, but I like this theory:
"Here's what we know about 2005: The movies are not as good," said John Fithian, president of the National Association of Theater Owners.