LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: “If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone [else], while I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” says veteran NBC anchor and Comcast spokesman Al Sharpton. Resist we much!

Related: The View’s Raven-Symoné goes one better; vows to leave US “If any Republican gets nominated.”